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Sad lyrics of the death of parents-in-law.

Crying mother-in-law:

"mom, mom,

When the sesame seeds on my roof let me live,

You bake me when the steamed bread is on my steamer,

You are a 300-foot-tall harrier. Let me go high,

You are the most suitable person to raise me in the elevator ... "

"You are thinking about me,

Life in the wild depends entirely on me.

Wipe the table, dust the stool, turn to me,

Scold me for eating porridge and soup

I was too hot in June,

December is cold to the bone marrow. "

Shout for the younger generation:

"If people say they have rags and rags to make up for it,

A broken sieve can be repaired,

Keywords broken rattan chair, rattan skin patch,

The broken wok is made of wrought iron,

I blame you for saying the wrong thing,

Now you have to cry three times to make up for it! "

Crying grandson:

"Having you is like falling stars in the sky.

Giving birth to you is like digging gold nuggets from the mud,

I gave birth to you as if my heart were blooming,

Having you is like finding an ingot in the middle of the night.

If I lower my head to the roof again,

My threshold is three feet higher.

Who knows your heart is still alive,

I cried until there was no water in the ditch.

There is no water in the field,

No water rises in the well,

The light on the moon is empty and beautiful,

To make matters worse, it rained all night. "

Crying mother:

"mom, mom,

I cried my mother many times.

Mom, mom, you're so unlucky,

When I was two, Guang Chen died.

Mom, you are a widow at such a young age.

There are many difficulties and hardships in the world.

I'm a widow at best.

Mom, you gave birth to me and my brother and sister.

I'm dead, brother. Only stools can be bigger.

Little sister, I just sent it twice, (I sent it: one year old)

Yellow and thin, like a settled seedling.

You've been doing it day and night.

I hope my brother and sister will grow up soon.

If someone else's house has a lever, two people will carry it.

Have business and quantity;

Although I have suffered a lot,

Husband and wife bake Lala, and Qi Xin will do it. (Lala: Diligent and thrifty)

Mom, you pick a pole by yourself,

Gray-haired camel.

A person has senile Mao Mao's disease to take care of,

One end has food, clothes and growth,

Half-grinding is hard to pull,

How can a person live?

What if I want to eat a bowl of rice soup?

I had to work as a servant in the home of a grain farmer.

It's rare to have an empty stool to sit on in the dark.

Grain farmers still think you should not delay too much.

You are dressed in rags,

Repair the pants of the lower body.

Knock on the ice in winter and make a shit cloth for the young master.

Ten knots are as thick as carrots. (Node: Finger)

Look how warm they are in the sun,

Think of your tears.

Fan the banana for the young master in summer,

Cloth shirts and trousers are so wet that they seem to jump in the river. (excessive: soaked)

People are laughing and laughing under the tree.

Feel dizzy and stiff at home.

Servants have been servants for more than ten years,

It's rare to see your smiling face all year round.

Both brother and sister have grown up,

Finally got married and got married.

Who knows, after two years of marriage, my brother took a young man to do it.

Sister-in-law sheep eat' potholes' (potholes: a kind of pointed leaves.

Weeds)

Leave my nephew and find another way out,

Mom, you must do it yourself. (mother-in-law: grandma)

My nephew is finally ten years old.

Who knows, my father-in-law suddenly fell into disaster.

There is no doctor to treat acute diseases,

You must know Yamaraja at an early age.

It is said that women are the most bitter in the world.

Most distressing of all, Guang Chen Jr. died at the hands of his own mother.

Middle-aged Guang Chen lost her husband,

The villain embarked on the road to death in his later years.

Mom, why don't you leave the caster on Happy Day,

Loneliness and suffering are all due to Nong.

Mom, you are the bitter taste of Huanglian soup and wheat rice.

Huanglian steamed cake is bitter,

Coptis chinensis soaked in bamboo head is bitter,

Coptis whistle sounds bitter,

Huanglian decoction shower is bitter from the beginning.

Huanglian decoction wipes the face with bitterness,

Huanglian decoction is bitter after a clean bath.

Huanglian decoction is bitter at the bottom.

You were born in a drugstore, grew up in a drugstore, and lived in a drugstore.

In the store, dead in the drugstore,

Life is bitter, bitter, bitter! "

"mom, mom,

It breaks my heart to cry for my mother,

Shouting one after another,

Listen carefully when the bad wife cries.

You 18 years old, grew up widowed, Root,

Eat some bitterness and let Yi grow into an adult.

Find a son, my evil daughter-in-law. When you are a son, I look forward to a good time.

I don't know. After half a year of marriage, I will keep an empty door.

The main beam broke and the house collapsed in front of it.

The bridge pile broke away from the bridge deck and fell into the center of the river.

Two generations of widows live every day,

God, I can't say that the Wangs can only see cloudy days but not sunny days.

The eaves are three points shorter than others.

The threshold is three inches lower than others.

No matter how good the back and waist are, they are not clothes.

No matter how good a widow is, she is not human.