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The phrase that stings the heart is about liking you, just as a joke.

1. When you were sad, he didn't accompany you. When you stayed, he didn't cherish you. To put it bluntly, he didn't like you that much.

3. I have disturbed you before, but it won't happen again. Just pretend that the wind has never blown, you have never been here, and I have never loved you. About liking you, let's just make a joke.

4. I used to have you. I was full of pride and possession when I mentioned it, but it was a pity and injustice when I remembered it later. Just sigh that time is too short, meeting too late, sincere but not brave enough.

5. Maybe one day I can't hold on, I'll get the most annoying cigarette in my life, and I'll make an exception. I'll stay out all day and get drunk, and I'll play with my feelings casually, regardless of other people's feelings. Don't ask me why I'm like this. I don't know. I only know that I'm good when he's around.

6. The city that has lived for a long time will come back after all if it wants to leave, and the songs that are tired of listening to will be downloaded back after a long time of deletion. People who have been apart for a long time can't say when they suddenly meet again, and anything is possible, but only time can't go back and can't come back.

7. I'm not disappointed in you, I'm just disappointed in love. It's so different from what I expected. In addition to "waiting", it is constantly suffering from loss.

8. Later, I realized that humble love can't blossom at all, but it can only grow unbridled harm and recklessness.

9. When you go all out to be nice to a person, you become a fool and deaf, and there is nothing in your eyes except him. Even the injury becomes a test of love.

1. You see, it's a pity that each of us starts from a stranger, and at the end of the story, we will inevitably become familiar strangers. All the unexpected encounters in life seem to be planned for a long time. When luck is used to meet, companionship becomes a luxury. Let the other person see the distressed sentence and like you for as long as possible.

I met him when I was 18 years old, and I fell in love with him at first sight for more than two years. I couldn't bear to express my love. Although I was not together, it was the best memory of my youth.

It was worthwhile to pay without results, because the harvest was in the pay.

I like getting off with you, not LOL.

Without an auxiliary ADC, how can I take off?

I fell in love with him in grade three when I was in grade one, and I was out of control ever since. I have known each other for 9 years, including all youth. Thank him for his company all the way and for his encouragement and help. Thank you for his appearance, which made me feel different youth. But we have never been together, and we will never be together. He is a hurdle that I can never cross, but I know that this is the best result. I can know that he is here and will not lose him.

the so-called romance is that there is no afterlife. It's good to meet you.

I like you, and you like me. We've known each other for eight years since high school. We're together. I love you, very much. My lovely uncle of the People's Liberation Army will wait for you.

if you like it, just say it. There is no shortage of friends, only you.

Secret love is like a one-man show. One person is complacent, but one person is kept in the dark.

What's it like to secretly love someone? Sweet and sour, a little salty. There is still some bitterness.

Take care of yourself in the future. If you can still think of me after three to five years, please come to me. You may or may not find it. Thank you for giving me the feeling of deer bumping around. I like you as long as it lasts.

Whether you like it or not, whether it is appropriate or not, whether you are together or not are actually three things.

When I was in junior high school, I liked a classmate. Every day after school, I looked at him from a distance, waiting for him to disappear. This is my deepest memory. I will never forget the feeling of watching him all my life. His every move, his smile is still faintly visible. Perhaps this is the feeling of first love.

I liked it at that time, not asking for a result, but my own satisfaction.

I stood outside your door and tried to knock on your door several times, asking if you could take shelter for a while, but I didn't, just kept standing in the rain.

Secret love is a kind of tenderness, a kind of courage, a kind of pride, and the courage to stand alone against the whole world.

I've never owned you, but I've lost you a million times in my heart. It's not that I'm too cold to talk to you, but that I'm afraid you'll see that I like you too much and disturb you.

In fact, the so-called secret love is nothing more than: my pride is hopeless.

I finally got up the courage to say that I like you, only to find that I didn't get anything, but I lost more. The scenes that appeared many times in my dream were false. When the reality woke me up, I found that maybe it was really inappropriate. The wrong feelings in your mouth also became my lifelong pain at the moment you said it. It was my regret that I didn't get together, but it was my greatest comfort that you were happy all your life. At least in the future, I won't regret it, I have worked hard, and I am worthy of my choice. The most important thing is to like someone, that is, to look at the gray QQ avatar every day, ask good morning and good night every day, and tell my thoughts every day. It was not until one day that the avatar lit up, but the information turned into a completely unknown person. At that moment, the sky would fall completely.

Some secrets have been hidden for a long time, such as owing a debt from the bottom of my heart, which is still unclear.

I always like them very much, but I don't know what I like about them, as if I just like them. I can't contact him now, but I often dream that I will meet each other again. I am so brave in my dream, but I can't find him when I wake up. Every time I dream about him, I will be very happy. When I wake up, I will relive the happy feeling in my dream. Even in my dream, I don't have the courage to say I like him, but at least I can see him again and know his contact information.

In fact, sometimes, you just get used to the feeling of liking him. Maybe you don't even remember why you like him. It's hard to get rid of this feeling, but it's a kind of redemption and domineering love for yourself. There is nothing to say about liking you, I think

1. If I fall in love one day, I must have saved a lot of courage and a lot of likes.

2. The spring breeze is ten miles, fifty miles, one hundred miles, and the senior high school entrance examination is 8 meters. The papaya stewed Sydney, cheese corn kernels and mashed potatoes with chicken sauce are not as good as you, and all of them are not as good as you.

3. I like you probably because I have a popcorn machine in my heart. When you pass by me, it starts to purr. When you look at me gently, my world explodes with a bang, and then my heart is full of sweet and fragrant popcorn.

4. Because I like you, even if you don't reply to my messages for a long time, I will continue to talk cheerfully. Because I like you, every message is changed, deleted and changed, for fear that you will look a little unhappy. Because I like you, I will be unhappy if I can't see you for a day. Because I like you, I pay special attention to everything about you. Do you know that I like you very much?

5. I hope you can be an omnipotent heroine, and when you meet someone you can trust for a lifetime, you can be a little princess who can't even unscrew the bottle cap.

6. I will have a small temper, I will stick to you, I will hold my head back and pout to hug you, when I get angry, I will talk and do things without thinking, and I am stubborn. I hope you can tolerate everything about me, love me well and take good care of my little friend

7. Many times I will think that I don't want to fall in love, and I don't want to chat with anyone. I just want to take a nap in the air-conditioned room and wake up.

8. I've always wanted to control my feelings for you, neither thick nor light nor heavy. It's just that I forgot that feelings are not up to anyone.

9. The right person comes from running-in, and your perfect lover is not natural. Love at first sight does not mean that you will get along well. Those who get along well may not be loyal. The perfect lover actually changes a little by polishing you. Although everyone loses a little, they can become a tacit couple. Love and getting along are two different things. Love is attraction, but getting along is change.

1. It doesn't matter if you like waves, as long as you don't drown.

11. If I want to become a Buddha, there is no magic in the world. If I want to become a magic, what can Buddha do for me?

12. Don't get angry with a boy easily, so he doesn't like it. Don't doubt this and that easily, so he can't stand it. Just learn from Pan Jinlian and poison what he doesn't like. What a simple thing, Wu Zetian said, keep it if you listen, and die if you can't stand it. No wonder the goblins are scrambling to marry Tang Priest, but they can't stew it.

13. Don't get lost in other people's comments. Listen to your inner voice and just be yourself.

14. I just want to be special in your heart.

15. I never want any vigorous love, just someone who won't leave me. Give me a coat when I'm cold, give me a cup of hot water when I feel uncomfortable in my stomach, and give me a hug when I'm sad. Just stay with me all the time and accompany me through every section of the road, not loving more all day, but a serious "don't leave".

16. I'm not so sad, but I'm really unhappy without you.

17. I am what you are.

18. You should take a knife, kill someone who doesn't love you, wipe his blood all over the wall and your face, smoke a Marlboro cigarette and toast the rest of your life.

19. I can resist hordes by myself, but I can't sweep you dogs.

2. Don't wronged yourself again, and spend the rest of your life from head to toe. Weibo said in a very angry mood: Listen to me tell a joke, I like you

1. Keep your hair short, don't blow the evening breeze, clean yourself up and learn to smile.

2. You see how time flies. It's too late to thank you and say goodbye.

3. Don't complain to others about something. There are very few people in the world who can feel the same, and most people are tired of listening to it. A few people will publicize it as a laughing stock.

4. I want you to know that there will always be someone waiting for you in this world. No matter when and where, there will always be such a person.

5. The success rate of women chasing men is 97. 68%, the success rate of men chasing women is 2.32%.

6. Don't ask me why I did so badly in the exam. I'm hiding my strength. Have you ever seen a landlord bomb when he comes?

7. A couple in the class was known by the teacher. The teacher said that as long as the boy was the first in the class, he wouldn't stop them. His grades were not good, but he did it. All the students handed in blank papers that day.

8. Please find out the repetition of this sentence: Do you like me?

9. If you are in love, you have to find an ordinary girl, who is slightly fat, easy to laugh and satisfy, very unrestrained in front of you, very comfortable in life, and occasionally rude.

1. If you like it, stick to it. Don't give up halfway. Maybe you won't get any results in the end, but you have tried and liked it, and even if it doesn't work out, you won't regret it.

11. A dog that betrays you is like a sanitary towel. If you lose it, you can't use it again.

12. Someone said that they hated me, and immediately I smiled, which made you unhappy and I was very happy.

13. I am very considerate of other people's feelings, so generally speaking won't embarrass people. If I say something that makes you uncomfortable, don't think twice. I did it on purpose.

14. We should not be too good or too bad when we are young.

15. Listen to a joke. I like you.

16. You can't drink tap water. You can't eat unwashed apples. You can eat apples washed with tap water. The world is so wonderful.

17. Liking you probably means that you cut a hair that I hate the most. I looked really ugly with disgust. After looking at it a few times, I couldn't help but get together and kiss.

18. I wish you happiness no matter whether you are brilliant or degenerate, whether it is smoke or strong liquor, whether it is heavy rain or sunny day, whether it is wind or clouds.

19. Since the final exam, my status at home has changed from a first-class protected animal to a wild animal, and my baby is suffering.

2. The less competent a school is, the more rules it has.