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Talking about cooling

1. Remember to dress warmly when you go out. Temperature is more important than politeness. What's the use of etiquette when you lose your temperature?

2. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

In winter, if a dog is lying on the ground blocking you, make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm this place with its small belly.

4. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

It's cold, and the wind is pouring into the neck. Can't stop the cold outside, can increase the inner warmth. When walking on the road, don't forget to look up at the sky. The sky is blue, the clouds are white and the sun is warm.

It's cold, don't catch cold. Who doesn't live bravely while experiencing death? What is this cold? After the severe winter, spring blooms.

7. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

It's cold, no matter where you are or how you feel, don't forget to pour yourself a cup of hot tea. Warm your hands with a cup, love yourself, and don't wait for other people's body temperature to warm yourself.

Please don't tell me to wear more clothes when the weather is cold. Please come up and hug me directly.

10. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

1 1. Your face is slightly red, like a messy pig's head in the wind.

12. The learning mode cannot be started because it is too cold to move and the machine is stuck.