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I thought I missed you without any trace, but I was full of it.

Say goodbye with tears and never meet again.

Maybe this is a farce that was doomed from the beginning, but I don't understand it yet.

After living a life of 1, I finally found nothing.

Without you, the whole city is empty …

If you can't do what you want, you can't change, and no one can stop time.

When the dark side of a quiet life is so invisible, you will feel happy.

Put aside all the fragile uneasiness and stand in the lonely cold and continue to look forward to it.

I had a dream last night, dreaming that I had a dream …

Sitting in a chair, looking up, snowflakes are falling like my heart.

If the heart starts to slow down, breathing will become natural. I think this is the answer.

If I have money, I want to buy all your lies.

The hour hand on the watch can only go forward, even if it returns to the same point, it is only now, not before.

If you have never met in life, how can there be a flood of ideas?

I want to take you to wander, to bathe in the sunshine and to complete the warm imagination.

Now, I look down on everything, cherish those who deserve my treasure, forget the past that I don't have to remember, and let it drift with the wind.

If you have money, you lose your family; if you have no money, you worship God.

After the dream began to get cold and was finally forgotten—

Sad love under the pupil "haven't had time to say goodbye"

A thousand words want to keep it, but I can't say it.

Love has been planted in the heart and can grow freely. Romance in fairy tales needs to be cultivated with heart.

No one will always accompany you to learn to adapt to loneliness.

I don't know where I got the courage to love one person after another and make myself physically and mentally exhausted.

The sadness and despair in my heart when I left still haunt me today.

Stay at home and don't want to move. I don't know what to do.

I put myself in a drift bottle, hoping to float into the hands of people who love me.

It's too far away to come back to you forever.

It's really ridiculous that you can't even give your heart in love.

Loss is mixed with disappointment, and disappointment is mixed with sadness.

A person's life is always a long journey to pursue the light of life.

Missing is the pain of breathing. He lives in every corner of me.

Recalling the first time we met and sat next to you, who ever said that being too happy would lead to lack of oxygen?

Love is gone, and my heart is gone. You said you were leaving, and I sang the last old ballad for you.

I thought there was no trace, but my thoughts flooded.

Some people, if they can't give me happiness, don't always give it easily

The most painful distance is that you are not around but in my heart.

How insincere I was when I said I was calm.

The fog of the forest, the song of the death knell, the plants withered, and the land twitched.

Goodbye, lover, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, Sangtian.

In the world of love. Sometimes it's so desperate. Even by hook or by crook

If, one day I get used to having you. Please don't abandon me.

QQ boy's high-profile signature shows no trace.

Sometimes I feel like a psycho. I struggle with myself and disturb others.

How many people are speechless unconsciously, and how many people are ambiguous in silence.

Confession or being confessed is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the ending is not a relationship, but the loss of a friend.

Some words, you inadvertently said, but I was seriously sad for a long time.

I hate it when you ignore me for a long time and then suddenly start talking to me casually.

I wish someone would tell me that sometimes thinking about me makes him feel bad.

I hope that one day you will need me as much as I need you.

In this life, what makes me happiest is watching my friends happy one by one.

There is always someone who says you don't love, but when you hear the news about him, your heart hurts badly.

Girl, be smart. If you open your heart to others, maybe others will think you smell of blood.

Good night, these two simple words, who can tell me all my life without falling to the ground.

I hope that one day after a certain year, I can say: Shit, I actually married him.

It's not that I love you, but that I support you. -Just being together. I have you when I'm old.

I just fell in love with you, so I am humbler than you, smaller than you, despised by you, despised by you and cherished by you.

Have you ever found that those who always call names are kind at heart, and those so-called civilized people will intrigue with you. This is the real fucking unscrupulous youth.

Only a few people have really treated me well in my life, and I will never forget it.

I just fell in love with you, so I am humbler than you, smaller than you, despised by you, despised by you and cherished by you.

I usually laugh and make fun of people, but I just don't want to be alone.

Idiots are self-sufficient from beginning to end, belittling themselves and harming themselves. Madmen entertain themselves, feel sorry for themselves, be complacent, direct themselves and perform themselves, entertain themselves and die.

Girl, work hard. Women who don't work hard only have two results, endless stalls and endless shopping in the vegetable market.

Over the years, I have had happy times and unhappy times with my idiots, idiots and idiots. I will leave in June. Please don't forget me.

Is there a song that makes your single cycle, and is there someone you can't forget?

I was always struggling when I was a child. Will I go to Tsinghua when I grow up? Or go to Peking University? I didn't know I really thought too much until I grew up!

If one day I suddenly alienate you, don't think about what happened between us. There is nothing wrong with you. I just got sick suddenly. I'll be all right in a minute.

Not winning 570 million, not in the mood to get off work.

Perhaps, if you are completely injured, you will be completely relieved.

The most thorough revenge is forgiveness and forgetting.

I can't give you the whole world. I can give you my whole world.

If you come back, if I'm still here.

Life is like dandelion, blow as little as possible.

Living with a mask every day will cause prickly heat on your face.

QQ Personality Signature: Friends are like RMB, both true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector.

If you listen to too many sweet words, you will get diabetes.

A: Don't talk about the pot until it boils! B: This is what I call a pot.

The right way in the world is Cang Sang. Don't be too arrogant.

I swear I'll chop my hands if I surf the internet again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.

If you don't eat for free, you can eat for free, and whoever eats for free will not eat.

Dude, don't be too busy with the dentist, the door is open!

This world is so unreasonable! It's okay. Geography is fine.

Clap your head and make a decision, clap your chest and promise to leave.

After all these years, are you still alive? !

I want to ask my mother, why does the PLA uncle like to wear a cuckold?

You have personality, you are not tall, and your personality is still so bad.

Since ancient times, no one has shit to watch you use paper instead of paper.

How boring it is to break up Play divorce if you can!

I stand in the sky that you can see. You just need to look up.

Gold always shines, mirrors always reflect light, and scum is the best death ray.

You keep pretending. Have you ever thought about the feeling of garbage basket?

The so-called portrait of a couple is to take a couple apart.

It is said that what a horse is a cloud, and that swift horse is a cloud in a cloud.

Don't always say that you are fine, it's not a matter of nothing.

Some people make you feel bad, others make you have a toothache.

Self-study can be a success, including being a fool.

Those who love me don't love, and those who don't love me kick to death.

If you can't be amazing, it's ugly!

Try not to make any noise if you can. Try not to leave anyone alive if you can.

Wear lipstick if you have money, and toothpaste if you have no money.

If you can't tell others clearly, confuse them!

Sanitary napkins are so expensive that we can't afford to menstruate.

Sell my love and let you eat kelp all your life.

I only have one wish every day-to live tomorrow!

Pretend not to be struck by lightning. Otherwise, my world would have thundered.

It's not terrible to fall off the net, but it's terrible to fall off for a while.

At least people's brains will be short-circuited, and I don't even have power.

I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

Give me a car accident, either amnesia, death or crossing.

Spending money is as easy as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.

Wolves rule the world, carnivorous dogs rule the world: eat shit.

Don't make fun of me to please others.

Life is like a catwalk: one left and one right.

Women are not omnipotent, but it is absolutely impossible without women.

Houses and villas are just nothingness, and graves are forever homes.

It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

Out of inner compassion, I don't weigh myself today!

I'm not from destruction, I just like to hide in the corner and watch your bad luck.

Compare two fish who is handsome, handsome is tomorrow's dish.

Use perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money.

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is to blame for being ugly?

Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals!

QQ Personality Signature: Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

It's useless to say anything now, development is the last word.

I doze off after eating black films during the day, but I can't sleep after eating white films at night.

Actually, I'm not ugly, I'm just too beautiful.

People meet love at the corner, and I meet ghosts at the corner.

It's easy to talk standing up, because they have no waist.

The flowers and bones of the motherland are blooming, I will pinch one. If I pinch one, she will die.

Do two things every day, don't want to sleep at night, don't want to think in the morning,

Life is precious, but love is more expensive. With RMB, you can be a shemale.

I'm going back to Mars, so you can find an earthling to live with.

The so-called low-key is the high-key without showing traces-non-mainstream mood phrases

When will the moon bend again, as long as it is bright.

I gave you a smile, but you said I was Gherardini.

I love you, I can't tell you, I can only say your name in my heart.

I never looked back. Now I keep looking back. I just want to know if you will wait for me in the same place.

It seems that people all over the world are laughing. I love you, but you can't see my persistence.

Although winter is the cruelest time of the four seasons, and everything withers, there will still be moments when the sun shines warmly.

Is it not sad for a person to hide, or is it sad to tell a person?

Whose youth and ignorance is reflected in the age of rags?

Simplicity is beauty-no flowery language-no complicated symbols.

Love makes us become familiar from strangeness, and makes familiarity even stranger.

I tried to pull myself out of the closed room, but my hands were scattered in the middle.

Don't fall in love for loneliness, time is the devil.

That so-called eternity is just a verbal word.

When I found that touching and love are two different things, I knew who my heart was.

My love for you and my yearning for you will appear on Baidu.

There is no joy at the end of the play, and I am still hiding in your dream.

People who once thought they were irreplaceable in life have become floating words over time.

Time is like a yoke, testing our worries.

That place in the heart is only for those who deserve it.

Near and far, flowers or thorns in the puzzle.

Prove your strength in the challenge and strengthen your perseverance in the stimulus. This is just a game between you and me.

People can't stop crying when they are sad, no matter how happy they are listening to music.

The pace can't keep up with the rhythm of the heartbeat, just like a tortoise slowly and reluctantly shedding its shell.

In fact, what people are most afraid of is sudden unaccustomed.

Hold you in my arms and soothe all your uneasiness.

The happiness of time countercurrent is very broken.

Love is like a rose thorn, which can be stabbed at any time.

I can't be your unrequited love all the time, so I'm doomed to suffer.

If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

The road is an incurable scar on the earth, so every step of life is a dull pain.

If youth is spent doing nothing, it will be a sad tragedy to recall the years.

When I saw your perfunctory, when I found that everything began to be barren, I learned to perfunctory myself and deceive myself.

Gossip is not the same as telling the truth, but comes from extreme contempt and jealousy.

I can force myself to be indifferent to you, but I can't help thinking of you.

Now I just want to nest in the corner and wait for the result to wither like a flower's life.

Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.

Youth is a book that can't be closed when it is opened, life is a road that can't be turned back when you set foot on it, and love is a bet that you can't get back if you throw it out.

Feelings that have been settled and no longer exist.

For some people, love is always a bleak drama.

Give me a chance to cry. I am willing to spend all my haggard days and shed the last tear.

Remember, behind some things, it is not what you think.

Please don't start without preparation, and don't promise without ability.

The combination of black and white carries fear, heartbreak, loneliness, helplessness and sentimentality. Is unknown and invisible.

Don't waste new tears for old sorrows.

Waiting is the first year of life. Some things last a lifetime.

Habit is uncomfortable, habit is absent, habit is waiting for you, but I have never been used to not seeing you.

So listen, so stiff and hurt, but I don't want to sleep.

You never give me a chance to make myself clear-

Wise men are silent, fools speak.

There is no need to hide how strong you are, even if no one knows about your injury.

Your fingertips are still warm and your memories are slowly disappearing. I love you this sentence has long been lifted in the air.

Do I take you too seriously, or do you take me too lightly?

I don't want to keep such a low attitude towards you again and again.

It is said that the distance is the most beautiful, but the farthest you are my closest love.

I'm fine. Don't make noise, don't show off, and don't need others to know.

Watching you drink warm porridge. Although my heart is sour, it is also very warm.

On a quiet night, I stretched lazily.

Although the face is not old, the heart is exhausted.

Every time I try to be serious, you are always ungrateful.

So arrogant, with strong arrogance and persistence.

Where he wants to go is her direction.

The passage of youth is like a wisp of smoke.

I imagine, when you meet, will you smile at each other and have a courtesy hug?

I'm afraid you can't stand the time and go back to her.

Time can't stay in the present, can't stay for a long time, and will only keep our memories, our memories.

It is strange that love cares about everything and forgives everything in the end.

Immersed in the world of heavy bass, I just want to engrave you in my music.

Our love, like a passing scenery,

If you divide you and me by me, I'm afraid I will divide you more clearly than you.

Happiness hurts in an instant, but it can't jump in the blink of an eye. I was lazy during that time.

A person walking in the street, looking at the bustling crowd, only to find himself alone.

You didn't lose to others' pursuit, but what you lost can't stay.

The so-called low-key, is not a trace of high-profile.

Online years are like flying knives, and knives are ruthless and old. Revolutionary health is the most important. Don't stay up late surfing the Internet.

Time has changed appearance, personality and everything.

Trust is the best witness of feelings.

Unrequited love: I miss you so much, but I don't show any trace.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

Second, I miss you very much, but I don't show any signs.

Third, be a person who is silent but has the sea in his heart.

Dear: You know, mosquitoes are the only ones that will never leave you this summer.

5. You can be sweet and ruthless,

It doesn't matter if we part ways, we will meet again sooner or later. Don't forget that the earth is round.

Seven, when I was a child, I treated my toys as friends, and when I grew up, I treated my friends as toys.

Eight, we are all young, don't know love, don't know hate, don't know pain, but know hurt.

I don't like the feeling that one friend and another friend suddenly become more familiar with me.

I know the world is not as beautiful as we thought.

When you try very hard to keep someone's feelings, you suddenly become humble. It's disgusting.

12. Can the clown's tears be regarded as a funny performance?

I hope it's not the alarm clock that wakes you up every day, but the dream!

Fourteen, listen to the elegant sadness in light music. Tears are disobedient separate past.

Fifteen, the story will never just be shot according to your script. .

It's sad to be ignored by people who care about you very much. What's more sad is that you have to pretend not to care.

Seventeen, happiness is not immortality, not big fish and big meat, not power. Happiness is the realization of every tiny wish in life.

Eighteen, I know the ending will not be together, why do I still choose to love?

19. Be smart, girl. You may not be able to tell others that you smell of blood.

Twenty, I am not poisonous, how can I deserve your charm.

At this moment, your strange tenderness touched my scabbed wound. I couldn't forgive before, but now I can say it with a smile.

22. I hope that after thousands of years of war, you are still there.

Being friendly to people you hate doesn't mean that you are hypocritical, but that you are mature enough and tolerant enough-