Humorous copy that makes you laugh.

1. Never underestimate the curiosity of girls! She can turn over a person's Weibo comments and replies from last year to the year before last! As long as she wants to know!

When I was a child, my worst dream was that I was looking for the toilet. The most terrible thing is that the toilet was discovered before people woke up!

It took 5 minutes to get up this time, and you have defeated 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is "restarting". The dormitory next door collapsed!

I'm not bragging. It's basically useless to call me if you have anything during the winter vacation, but you asked if you want to have dinner together. It's awesome, and our story begins.

Most people eat pomegranates one by one, but one of my friends is amazing. They all eat pomegranates one by one. But also told me that he was not eating pomegranate, but lonely! Hmm? Shouldn't you smoke when you are lonely?

6. Q: What are the most commonly used functions of mobile phones? A: It depends on time. Q: What is the most exciting function of the mobile phone? A: Vibration.

7. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

8. God closed the window of mathematics for me, took the door of English by the way, blocked the sewer of comprehensive management, and even blocked the dog hole of Chinese for me.

9. Children who are still in college have the following characteristics: Monday is the richest man, Tuesday is a local tyrant, Wednesday is a civilian, Thursday is a poor man, Friday is a ruin, and Saturday and Sunday are begging everywhere!

10. When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say, "Sorry, this is a private car."

1 1. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me handsome behind my back and say I look good. Are you bored? Just like no one else knows!

12. I always feel like a foreigner when I take a Chinese exam. In the English exam, I always feel that I am from China. I found myself an alien in the math exam.

13. I gave birth to a son, and my wife has been teaching him to call him dad, which makes me very moved! I know that one night in the middle of the night, my son was crying and crying, and his mouth was still calling dad, dad. At this time, my wife gave me a push and said, "Go, my son is calling you!" " "I cheated?

14. "The wolf is coming!" The child said it three times, but no one believed it. "The teacher is coming!" I said it again and again, and finally found an animal more terrible than a wolf.

15. Since the holiday, my roommates have not heard from me, sent messages and chatted in the group. I am as worried about them as farmers are about losing their pigs.

16. Do you know what a promise is? That is, what you say you like, your boyfriend immediately took out a stack of red tickets and stuffed them into your hand: buy them right away, right away! Don't wait.

17. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

18. When I'm not around, go home as soon as you go out. Don't be too late. Seriously, someone has been stealing dogs recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

19. When I was a child, I looked down on those scum who fell in love. Now that I think about it, I think those students are really powerful, and they have already met someone at a young age.

20. Sell shoes and bags, clothes, Wan Wen, watches, mobile phones, masks, cosmetics and diet pills in QQ space and friends circle at the end of the year. Dear friends, please pay the advertising fee this year and the booth fee next year. Thank you. I wish us a happy cooperation.