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Talk about qq classics written for male girlfriends.
19, companionship is the longest confession. He will appear when you need it most, make you happy and shelter you from the wind and rain. Affectionate and lovely pets, overbearing teasing, Lei is a knight-like existence, and I also hope to have a boyfriend and girlfriend Lei around me.
20. A man can be gentle and considerate to you even if he doesn't love you, but he lacks the energy to work hard for you. After meeting Clara's lover, he envied Mi Duo for having a male girlfriend who longed for her.
2 1, there is a male best friend named Lei, a sister named Lao Bai, or a brother named Ruobai. Are these enough and unrealistic? Thanks to my friends for giving me those true feelings. Be grateful. .
22. In my dictionary, male girlfriends will never become boyfriends. I won't allow it.
23, very uneasy to ask the leader to sign, a leader saw that you didn't have five days, suddenly surprised, saying that there would be no meeting in the third year ... A leader said that you didn't write it right here on your application form, and there was no balabala, which was special! I'll just take a vacation. Are you so sharp and harsh? This is my legal right. The man's best friend said that Guawazi didn't explain. Did you finish the work that day? I just want to have a rest!
She took her new boyfriend to see her boyfriend. At dinner, her boyfriend told her that she wanted sweet and sour tenderloin, boiled fish, shredded sweet potato and shredded potato. Remember that she doesn't like coriander. After dinner, the three of them went to ktv and began to order songs. I miss you so much, cloudy day, the longest movie. I remember my boyfriend broke up after he left. There are people around you who are more suitable for you I'd better quit
25, damn, I have a boyfriend and girlfriend's swelling! It's your turn to dislike me. My boyfriend and girlfriend will not choose you. Damn it, I'll see if you're worth it I weigh several catties and two ounces. Whew, I got a ridiculous phone call in the middle of the night and was completely sleepy in an instant.
26. It's really lucky to have a pen pal, let alone a boyfriend.
27. A phone call from a man's best friend blocked my heart with old blood. It doesn't matter if I cry, my life will go on with obvious pain. Tomorrow morning, I will be fully armed and start a new journey!
28. Show Lo starred in the advertisement for sanitary napkins. She is so sweet and handsome. Do you want such a male girlfriend?
29. Just now, my boyfriend called me for a drink and said that whenever he mentioned drinking, he would think of me. I had a drink with him when I was lovelorn a few years ago. Now I have turned over a new leaf, leaving an image of an alcoholic to tell people that girls should not fall in love. The last sentence is the point.
What I said to my male girlfriend
1. If you are unhappy and in a bad mood, you will smile when you kiss. Even if there are boys next to you, you are so close because you are best friends.
2. Don't be a woman's boyfriend. When she was single, she ate what you wanted, used you, but didn't need you. When she is in love, she still eats yours and uses yours, but others are using her.
3. If you can't get away from the relationship, you are called a girlfriend.
4. From male girlfriends to couples to friends, all this came too fast and went too fast, all because I didn't cherish it.
When I was a sophomore, I came across an article and recalled an incident in high school. . So I called you and cried for no reason. . .
6. When I was a freshman, it seemed that it was for professional reasons. . . I don't really remember. . .
7. When my best friend tells me, will you stop being brave? And I, in an instant, burst into tears.
8. Feifei and her best friend are discussing marriage. Feifei asked curiously: You have been married for so long, how do you manage your family? My best friend said: I told my husband that I would take care of the money and he would take care of it, so that he had both money and people.
9. Ironically. . That was at the same time. . . If you hadn't come to me. . I don't think I have the courage to tell you. . . .
10. Girlfriends, just one or two, really don't need too many. The happiness of a friend lies in firm trust.
1 1. A best friend is when she can't sleep, so can you.
12. The best friend is someone who can know everything about me at a glance.
13. The best friend is the one who waits for the dawn with you in the darkest hour.
14. A good girlfriend is someone who catches one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time.
15. One day after a long time. . Self-study is in the same classroom as you, and I'm sitting right in front of you. . .
16. For a long time, you were my best friend in college. . .
17. Today, I told my girlfriend that I miss my former male girlfriend very much. My boyfriend asked me why I was looking for him, and he deleted me when I said nothing.
18. Even if men all over the world are dead, men with girlfriends can't touch them.
19. But you finally borrowed it from someone else. . .
20. But this time I know. . I was wrong. . .
Everyone has a busy time. . You too. . . You will also tell me that you are busy now. Come to me next time. . . But only you, you really think of me in your spare time, come to me and ask me what you wanted to say to me last time. . . . .
22. At that moment, it was an unspeakable surprise, happy and uneasy. . . I'm glad I can finally do something for you, but I'm afraid I can't do it well . . .
23. My boyfriend said he couldn't bear to part with me, and he let me go to bed. I also loathe to give up his ya!
There is no such thing as pure friendship between men and women. Most girls look for so-called male girlfriends just for a reason, and they have an affair with the spare tire aboveboard.
25. Do you still remember my sophomore year? . .
26. You can't imagine how I felt then. . . Even a little flattered. . .
27. You should come back from Guo Chao. . Pass me a bag of apples: please eat apples.
You should have seen me cry the most among all my friends. . .
29. Do you know what touched you the most? . .
30. Occasionally you see my computer and say contemptuously how that girl's computer is so dirty. I'll wash it for you next time. . . So one day I was reading in the library. . You really showed up and wiped my computer very carefully with computer cleaning liquid. . .
3 1. It is a very happy thing to have a girlfriend who understands you.
32. Life is wonderful because of you, friendship is beautiful because of you, it is not easy for sisters to know each other, and it is even more remarkable to stay together. I wish you a happy life and all your wishes come true. My good friend and sister have a happy holiday!
Fortunately, it didn't take long. . Let's forget about this argument. . . .
34. I was hung by my boyfriend for two hours, and I will hang him for two hours.
35. I just talked to my happy boss. He wants to give you the happiness of being a younger brother, the wealth of being a follower, the happiness of being a best friend, the safety of being a best friend, the health of being a wife, and the good luck of being a mistress. what are you reading? Thank you quickly!
I tell you, a program on my computer can't be installed or used. I am in a certain building and area of the library. . . So you surprised me when I was absorbed in my study. . .
37. I am caught in the middle. . . I really can't pick out who is wrong. . .
38. I always fuck everyone with your mobile phone. . The account has never been deleted. Are automatically logged in. . .
39. My boyfriend told me that he would sing for me and buy me food. I believed him. I waited for 23 days, but there was no one.
40. My male god likes my best friend and says he hates me, hehe! Laughing and crying, I suddenly feel that there is no love.
4 1. The person I like is the male face of my best friend. Every time I see them playing, I always say nothing to comfort them. He is just the male face of my best friend.
42. I always want to protect my family, my best friend and my lover.
43. I have a good boyfriend and we will wear shiny shoes together. Vance's new balance looks great.
44. I wronged my good boyfriend and said he lied to me. Now he ignores me. I deserve it!
45. You don't need to be a woman, you can sing with your husband. We only want family and beauty, who cares who is right or wrong. Romance is more expensive for vanity, and beauty is always dragged down. Here we are, my dear good friend and my good sister. May you be calm and happy!
46. Now tell people to buckle. . I'm still used to ending with a big waving paw. . . I also like to use a rabbit with a mean expression. . . You sent me those two. . . .
47. Now a woman is looking for a man as a girlfriend, and that man is looking for a woman as a brother.
48. Thank you for your company and for loving me, but I can only give you the position of boyfriend and girlfriend! You are a better girl.
49. By chance, you saw a whisper. . . You had an argument with another good friend of mine. . . .
50. I have always had a wish to share a room with my best friend, go to different classes during the day and simply go to work together!
5 1. Draw slender willow leaves with tenderness as eyebrow pencil; Moisten your eyes with wisdom and light up two pools of autumn water; Draw your lips passionately and dip them in a little bit; Tie your waist with persistent affection and create a swaying posture. Sister's Day, I wish both of us are beautiful and sweet girlfriends!
52. There is an intimate expression that you will care about Qianshan. There is a silent expression, heavy feelings, no need to talk; There is an expression that can be conveyed, sowing flowers, caring and love. Sister's Day, SMS greetings to girlfriends: How are you recently?
53. Some time has passed. . . You suddenly sent a text message. . Ask me to borrow notes. . .
54. When you are bored online, you can find each other without scruple. . . And talk nonsense all over the world. . . There's really nothing to say. And make faces at each other. . .
The three of us have been girlfriends for more than ten years, but nothing has ever happened to the three of us. You two are the most important girlfriends in my life, and I won't allow anyone to hurt you. I will accompany you when you are bored.
56. In this life, what makes me happiest is watching girl friends happy one by one.
57. The male god has been so kind to me these days that I thought he liked me, too. As a result, he just wanted to please me and let me help him chase my best friend.
58. The best girlfriend is that you can bully her as much as you like, but she still loves you to death. The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, but he still has a crush on the real you!
59. My best friend took my boyfriend away just because he was kind to me and was my friend's ex-boyfriend.
Let's talk about qq recruiting male girlfriends.
Let's talk about qq recruiting male girlfriends.
1. After reading a little, I love male girlfriends and suddenly want to send a message about recruiting male girlfriends. Ha ha ha, the conditions are as follows. I suffered from my occasional bad temper and occasional small temper. Every once in a while, you should resist your dissatisfaction and eat something good. The most important thing is to stand by me when I am sad, even if I am not necessarily right. Ha ha ha ha, what a demanding requirement.
2, recruit a boyfriend and girlfriend, demanding, caring, humorous, motivated, love life! Most importantly, be a little girly!
3, recruit male girlfriends, you can accompany you to dinner, go out to play, and accompany you home! Jealous of my boyfriend! !
4. When summer and autumn come and winter comes, Captain Li Lian will come back. Recruit male girlfriends, deliberately honey me, while I am not a military wife. Hold on!
It takes a lot of time to talk about recruiting a boyfriend and girlfriend, and the girlfriend doesn't mind. The number of places is limited, so register as soon as possible.
6. The conditions for recruiting male girlfriends are correct, humorous, on call, carrying bags on the streets, chatting insomnia, having a tendency to be abused, and serving wholeheartedly and unconditionally.
7, recruit a boyfriend and girlfriend, to fight back, can not talk back, the most important thing is to wash clothes and cook!
8. Recruit male girlfriends, look at them, beat them, care about me, sympathize with me and be loyal to me. As long as I need you, you have to be by my side, and I will accompany you all my life. Please like, forward and bless ~
9. Recruitment of male girlfriends/deeper than friendship, but not beyond love/interested parties, please pay attention to/age, requirements, personality and other interviews.
10, looking for a boyfriend and girlfriend, height is not limited, 16 or above, good facial features, understanding, sense of humor, can enter the kitchen. If the reward is that I am a female girlfriend to spend my youth with you, please contact me if you meet the requirements.
1 1. Don't miss it when passing by. I'm looking for a male girlfriend!
12. After reading the breakup contract, I just want to say that it's good to have a boyfriend and girlfriend.
13, long-term recruitment of a male girlfriend, welcome friends who know or don't know to apply.
14, recruiting male girlfriends, asking me to look comfortable and play together.
15, recruiting a boyfriend and girlfriend, demanding, handsome, on call, a little deep flavor, chatting with topics. The last one, male, is alive.
16, I want a male best friend, who can be on call at any time and laugh naked in front of him, not to mention how ugly it is to eat.
17, recruiting male girlfriends, accompanying shopping, karaoke and chatting with criminals. 2. Stay with the phone until the phone is dead, it will automatically turn off, accompany the crazy, and occasionally be romantic and funny. Occasionally, I will become my bosom brother and offer a trick for your relationship. I am very picky, but I have a unique vision. Do not hesitate to slap me when I am mean.
18, recruiting male girlfriends, the treatment is negotiable, and it is preferred to have an empress temperament. /color/ proudly welcome everyone to sign up.
19. Is it ridiculous to recruit a boyfriend and girlfriend to accompany me to eat, drink and have fun? You can slap in the face and borrow your shoulders. Still pure friendship, this may be the most difficult job to recruit. . . Has anyone signed up?
Talk about the qq of male girlfriends.
Talk about the qq of male girlfriends.
1, I remember that year, male girlfriends were not male girlfriends. That silly boy is chasing the girl in our class. I know he chased for a long time, and the girl didn't promise or refuse. Just send the girls back to the dormitory as usual. Arriving at the school gate, the girl suddenly told her that her boyfriend was opposite. Unfortunately, it is raining lightly in the sky. Unfortunately, I happened to pass by, and a small umbrella took him away at a loss and started our girlfriends journey.
2, boyfriend and girlfriend came back to buy things today, and the embarrassing feeling is happiness. Unfortunately, she will leave in two days. How long has it been since I was alone? If someone gives me a bag, I will be very happy.
3. The male and female girlfriends have all taken off their tickets, and the male ticket has gone home. The male god and gay friends have gone on a trip, and the three roommates will go on a date tomorrow, leaving me alone in the dormitory to seek the shadow area in my heart.
People who fall into emotional paranoia are always a little sentimental. I always want to talk. In fact, sometimes just say it, and everything doesn't matter. So, don't think about it, you should be happy to think that it is normal to be curious about a strange boy; We can chat and have dinner together, and maybe find a boyfriend and girlfriend, right? Don't disturb your current life order because of unknown things. This matter ends here.
5. It's been very hard recently, very hard. Mr. J saw it in his eyes. He said he didn't want to be my boyfriend's girlfriend anymore. He just wants to take care of me and take care of the children with me. But I refused, just as I refused many people. I said I had few friends, and I didn't expect to have no friends at that time. And I am too, too, too unable to make him pregnant with a child that has nothing to do with him.
6. I don't care if I suddenly think of a boyfriend and girlfriend. I hope he is all right. He said that he could let me climb Yunfeng. But I don't want to publish it at all. That's not what I want. People are like this sometimes. I wonder what he is doing recently.
7. Today, Xiao Duan came from a girl to sit with me all day, where she read novels and chatted, and read me a sentence from her novel. One girl fell in love with a vine, and the other was tangled. Think about her, and she is also the second confidant. I have nothing to say. My evaluation of her is also more in line with the word "male girlfriend": the relationship is very good, but it will never develop into a lover. It is also a way to slowly untie the knot.
8. If you love someone, how can you be your best friend for life? However, as long as there is a little chance, you will work hard until you break blood and never see each other again in this life. Fairy tales are always defeated in the face of naked reality Even if there is no way, it can't compare with the pain of missing. You have always been affectionate and helpless. You just want to never see each other again in your life.
9. I cried after listening to this song. . Why did you refuse me? Do you know how sad I am? My boyfriend who used to cry and laugh with me and tried his best to make me happy has now become a stranger because of my confession. . . My heart is broken. . . . . Lv Ji asked me not to make you my best friend, because I have a shadow. Besides, you have a daughter-in-law Although she doesn't mind, I don't want to do it because it feels strange. . .
10, I just received a text message from my boyfriend and girlfriend: Haha, just had sex, my girlfriend's mother is back! I hid in her closet with my clothes, just like watching a movie. It's so exciting. After watching it, I silently dialed his number to make the film develop in a more exciting direction!
1 1, the first day of October, although it is a long-lost dog state, it is worth it! Thank you for listening to my nagging for so long. Alas, losing a male best friend is mulberry heart's business, but I wish you happiness!
12, the biggest difference between gay friends and his male girlfriends is that one is * * * crazy * * stupid, and the other is not disgusting.
13, I want someone I can talk to intimately, don't always compare with me and secretly envy me, boyfriend, ah! Women are terrible. It seems that it can't be too beautiful. My temperament seems to attract more unruly peers. I have to take a break. Today, I ordered to send someone to my palace to get my destiny takes a hand's boyfriend back!
14. My family went out to play without me. Sister fairy went home. My girlfriends have either gone out or gone home. Boyfriend went out to play. I am the only one, lying at home hungry. Everyone says, if you are hungry, go to bed and eat something in your dreams.
15. It's really good to have a good male girlfriend. When you are upset, you lose your temper with him. Unlike a boyfriend. Don't surpass this friendship.
16, it feels great to be blacklisted by boyfriends and boyfriends. I don't know what it means to live like this day by day. If I really leave next year, who will remember my existence? I don't know whether I will leave tomorrow. I have no choice but to live today. Very sad. Everyone I love has left me, at least you won't be sad when that day comes.
17, there is still a period of time to move. Just as I was sorting out old things, I saw the graduation yearbook where my classmates left messages to each other when I graduated from college, and I remembered my past college life and my former good friends. After graduation, we never met again, but now I remember what I experienced with this best friend, and my heart is warm. I can only use this article to commemorate the past few years. For my college boyfriend.
18, how can an injured person hurt you again? I don't need a blue face, I don't need a boyfriend, I'm on my own. I don't have a girlfriend, only friends. Of course I won't turn a blind eye to how you treat me. The only childhood friend, you are very good, and you are also very good in the field. Nice to see you again.
19, forgive me for being willful and selfish for so many years. 15 years, I have changed from a girl. Now I hope you can find a good woman to marry yourself. _ I know, I understand! Forever boyfriend!
Strangers should also care about each other, otherwise it will remind me of Huang Hao, my boyfriend and girlfriend who have been with me for a year.
2 1, both male and female girlfriends like the TV series by Huang Lei and Chen Shu. Perhaps it is because of fate that they are together. I wish you happiness.
22. Some people say that the boyfriend is listening to you discuss menstruation's knowledge, Lan Yan is listening to you talk about menstruation's pain, and her boyfriend is concerned about whether menstruation has come.
23, when I have been a vent bucket for so many years, I am usually penniless. I didn't expect to get a red envelope today. What a miracle! My best friend who will always be rejected by me, haha!
24. I have a small wish to have a boyfriend and girlfriend who love to laugh. In fact, I always have a choice in my heart, but I know that even if I fast and recite Buddha, I still want it. Thank you for showing up at an important moment in my life. If I can, I still hope to see you tomorrow, even if it's just a glimpse.
25. Even if you are lonely again, you should keep the present relationship and not overstep it. For five years, we have known each other and understood each other. Even if you really depend on him and he really likes you, you can't turn his male best friend into a boyfriend. Otherwise, you will really lose a friend who talks about everything! Hold the bottom line! !
26. There is nothing to say. Up to now, I haven't figured out who a child really belongs to. Your so-called schoolmate, boyfriend and girlfriend, have not figured it out yet. You have endured silence for more than a year, and you are really slandering me everywhere. It's been three years. You should feed the dog.
27. My boyfriend has a girlfriend, and my reaction is haha, finally someone wants him.
28. The man's girlfriend said that he was looking at someone, and he always thought that he was so ugly, but he actually had a girlfriend. Anyway, he feels that his mood is not beautiful at once, which means that he can't be on call in the future. His girlfriend will think I'm melodramatic.
29. In recent years, male girlfriends and warm men have become popular. But actually looking around, there are not a few girls who are heartbroken by warm men. That specious ambiguous feeling finally makes the love story secretly happy in my heart gradually sink into your love accident.
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