Tanabata Valentine's Day funny jokes Tanabata humorous sentences.

1, it's not a dollar for a lone bird, but a hundred birds contend, and the business of birds is based on honesty.

2. Good evening. Has anyone asked me out? If not, I'll ask later.

3. Stay with the bridge and wish you happiness!

Being single is a habit. I can't spend Valentine's Day alone on Tanabata every year.

Children, do you have many question marks? Why hasn't anyone asked you for it since Tanabata?

6. It is better to live alone at night, after all, half a person is too scary.

7. Why is the ratio between men and women unbalanced, and I still don't have a boyfriend?

8. I also held hands, and my left hand held my right hand.

9. You can enjoy the transfer. I'll see who to borrow money from these two days.

10, we visited three provinces and learned from these mistakes, from others, from dressing up, from talking, and from picking up girls, but we often left after chatting.

1 1, there is no goddess in my heart, and I am sad alone; Today is Tanabata, listening to the rain knocking at the window at night!

12, today is Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

13, a person can live well, which is not contradictory to the expectation of love.

14, I ordered a takeaway note: I only need a chopstick, but I don't want to see a pair of chopsticks. I was alone, but the store called and scolded me for ordering milk tea and chopsticks. He doesn't understand me.

15, it doesn't matter if love comes late, but if the wild doesn't come, the middle way will really be gone.

16, some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

18, under the trend of being single, there is nothing wrong with being single, and there is nothing wrong with wanting to fall in love, so there is no need to judge.

19, single is good, single is wonderful, whoever you want is good.

20. Where are you going? Tanabata is coming soon. I have 12 yuan to buy you milk tea. I hope you want to fall in love with me seriously, not with milk tea.

2 1, you'd rather be a dog than tell me. I wrote this blood feud first.

22, autumn is really good, just like falling in love, it will be cold in the morning and evening.

23, evening is smart, what is evening; For thousands of years, I have no regrets.

In the past, being single meant that you were unwelcome. Now, being single means that you are sexy, which means that you are slowly choosing the lifestyle you want and the people you want to live with.

25. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend/girlfriend.

26. Don't even invite me out at night. I want to play at home for a day, even watching, tapping my fingers and destroying a pair.

27, a person can spend Tanabata, don't envy couples, cherish their single life, have time to read, enrich themselves, feel uncomfortable shopping, please yourself, remember to be kind to yourself.

28. How do you spend the night? Lying, lying, standing, squatting, laughing, passing by, thinking in a hurry.

29. Today is Tanabata, the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet on the magpie bridge.

30. I am the one who broke up on Valentine's Day.

3 1, it is said that love should pay attention to the right match. I didn't see any prince, so I'm still single.

32. At the beginning, we held hands, and now we are dogs!

With the development of single economy, one's life can be more colorful.

34. He is empty, he is lonely, he is indifferent, yes, ask him out quickly.

Ever since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

36. Being with yourself at night can save money and have no rival in love.

37. Not only Tanabata, I will accompany you in the morning and evening.

38. It's no joke to read insulator.

39. Cherish life and stay away from Valentine's Day.

40. Handsome people spend Tanabata quietly, while ugly people desperately show their love.

4 1, ugly people can't wait to find someone, and handsome people still stick to the principle of staying single.

42. Xiu En 'ai, please block me. Thank you.

Don't worry, you are single not only this year, but every year.

44. Let's join hands with the world of mortals to have a vigorous dog food war!

45. Come and run with me, but it's Tanabata, so I can get rich at once?

46. I want to go to the movies with my friends today. Do you have any good friends to recommend?

47. Excited hearts, trembling hands and lonely people are all performing 99.

48. Every road I take with you is a magpie bridge.

49, interesting being single is better than being in love.

50. If you feel sad, hide in the quilt and cry all night. I cried and laughed and started over. You don't need anyone's sympathy. You are your best companion.

5 1, I didn't see you call at ordinary times, so I listened to frogs on Tanabata! Really, Ben Zheng's frog hasn't called yet

52. Pick someone to fall in love with me, and nothing else will let you know what is life misfortune and what is emotional doom.

53. Will a couple take me to dinner tomorrow? Nothing else, just want to see what love looks like up close.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be single and poor.

Cruelty to animals is illegal, so I will sue you.

I clearly remember that you didn't show love to this person on Valentine's Day this year.

57. Stop calling yourself single dog. This dog will die at your age.

58. Do you know why people around you are reminding you of Tanabata? Because you are a bird on the bridge.

59. Love can be late, but not take-away.

60. The evening is just a festival for cowherd and weaver girl, which has nothing to do with me.

6 1, reject ambiguity and love clearly.

62. You thought I was asking a question, but I was wrong. I was just showing off my air bangs.

63. Do you need to dress up as a girlfriend? It doesn't matter if you have money or not, mainly because you like to perform.

That night, I'm going to get up in the morning to make up, tidy up, wear sexy clothes, and then watch TV at home all day.

65. Due to long-term separation, Cowherd has always loved his own cattle, and Chinese Valentine's Day has also been cancelled.

66. I heard it's Tanabata, and I'm going to fall in love soon. I don't know who it is yet. Be happy for him first!

67. I want to be with you every day, not just on Tanabata.

68.good evening! Never stop loving yourself.

69. Valentine's Day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the rice. Shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.