Super explosive funny classic sentences

Super explosive funny classic sentences

The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear. The following are the classic funny sentences about super explosive power that I collected for you. Welcome to reading.

1, born and easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

2, the world is big, the house just does not reduce the price.

3. If you want good skin, cook and stir-fry every day.

4. Listen to your words and go home to bake sweet potatoes.

Life is great, but death is cheap.

6. The taller the stationmaster is, the farther he pees.

7. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

8. People who mix foods tend to live longer.

9. Men should have women and earn more money.

10, thanks to those who have hurt us and made them feel guilty.

1 1. Good horses no longer eat grass, so good horses always starve.

12, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

13, the customer is a fart, let him go.

14, family affairs, state affairs, no money to eat is a big deal!

15, it is easier to forgive a third party than to forgive a homosexual.

16, you look really cricket, much better than cricket.

17, I face the cruelty of the world with the joy of pulling eggs.

18, men are most afraid of empty guns. Save more bullets for the enemy.

19, life is like dry shit, you work harder, and then you will feel better.

20. Some people treat you as garbage when you are polite to him.

2 1. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

22, love is that I think you don't pretend, you think I am not dirty.

23. As long as you choose crooked ways, pocket money will go out.

24. Sheep dancing with wolves, don't forget their identity.

25. Some people are tasteless. Can cooking be delicious?

26. Don't introduce me to anyone. I've given up.

27, you give me some meat evenly, don't always steal fat.

28. Think of Li Xia as a Ferrari and drive you to death, boy.

29. Bitch always appears in public to play.

30, like, looks embarrassed, but the figure is a bit decadent.

3 1, water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

32, you cry, you cry hard, it's okay, our water meter has long been broken.

Do you know who I look like? Ge You's hair, Tian Liang's eyes, Jackie Chan's nose and Shu Qi's mouth.

34. Cao can't win the world because he loves to scold the street too much.

When will you invite me to dinner? I'll go out and buy you a package of crispy noodles later.

36. Clear water makes no fish, while lowly people make no difference.

37. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

39. Explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is story telling.

40. When you stumble and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.

4 1 I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.

42. people are as they say? I said I wouldn't pay back the money!

43. Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

44. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it's autumn.

45. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

46. No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

47. I know all banquets must come to an end, but at least I want to eat well at the banquet!

Please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water and his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.

49. Fools wait for death, while smart people wait for money.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, so the world has the Great Wall.

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