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What's the name of the cemetery seller?

Cemetery sellers are called cemetery salesmen. The industry selling cemeteries is called real estate, and I think selling cemeteries is very good. Because with the aggravation of aging. There will be more and more people who need cemeteries. In this way, many people will buy cemeteries, so I think this industry is very developed.

Cemetery sales: 13 Taboos about cemeteries.

It is not easy to walk out of one stone and into another. It is not enough for a person to have only his body all his life. Tombstones can only be used before and after Tomb-Sweeping Day. Learning to cry is a sad thing. What is more sad is that people who come and go in recent days have deliberately turned the volume of their footsteps into silence. Come and learn 13 feng shui taboos about tombstones.

1. It is best to use a black or white granite tombstone with a smooth surface, which is the safest and healthiest for future generations in geomantic omen.

2. If you use a bluestone tombstone, there will often be disasters such as patients at home.

3. If you use a red stone tombstone, you often have poor health and short life at home.

If there are bright marks on the tombstone surface, future generations will get sick and injured.

5. If the concrete tombstone is used, after more than ten years, the concrete tombstone often breaks, the owner has a big scar at home or the money is not enough, the eldest son moves away from home, or there is a fire disaster at home.

6. The tombstone is thick and short, and later generations are bitter and tired.

7. slender and tall tombstones, the main descendants are short-lived or adopted sons.

8. Tombstones and cornerstones are coated with cement, and future generations have waist problems or diseases such as stroke and neuralgia.

9. The whole face of the stone tablet was black and dirty, and the main coffin was flooded.

10, the upper part of the stone tablet is bright and the lower part is gloomy. The main descendants developed in the field, not in the local area.

1 1, the lower segment of the stone tablet is particularly gloomy, and later generations suffer from kidney or lower body diseases.

12. See which section of the headstone is broken or damaged, that is, there was an accident in the main room, an operation was performed, and a mass annihilation occurred. There should be rooms 1, 4 and 7 on the upper floor, rooms 2, 5 and 8 on the middle floor and rooms 3, 6 and 9 on the lower floor.

13, where is the broken stain of the stone tablet, that is, where is the pain of future generations. Generally, the fracture on the tombstone should be caused by head injury, operation and surgery.