If the wife is angry, make her happy.

If you don't make your wife angry, if you make your wife happy with funny jokes.

If you don't make your wife angry, if you make your wife happy with funny jokes. Honey, don't be sad. In fact, I really love you, really, really love you. Just like mice love rice, like wolves love sheep, like fish can't live without water, like beggars love chicken legs, like Yang Guo loves little dragon girls, like you love banknotes. ...

1, wife, I miss you. I sent a text message to harass you. I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart!

2. The road comes out step by step. Love is bought bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really live! I cherish my life, and I cherish you more. Baby, it's cold. Take care of yourself.

3, wife, I miss you, pay attention to your health outside, I want a healthy wife, please come back.

If your wife is happy, there is no reason to love you. If there is a reason, it is because of your existence; Loving you is not negotiable. If it is negotiable, can I not love you?

Don't blame me, we love each other, don't blame gravity, because without it, we …

Dear wife, do you still remember the happy times when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

I never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. You can't learn if you forget. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone!

Before marriage, you drink coke, I drink milk, I eat radish, you eat cabbage, you like shopping, and I like shopping. Drink cola and eat cabbage after marriage, and accompany you to the mall several times a day; Change for you, love me and love me!

9. Wife, based on your good performance yesterday, I hereby present a banner and award you the title of "the new wife who has not died in 2 1 century"!

10, tender heart is for sad people, romantic heart is for affectionate people, eternal heart is for waiting people, and happy heart is for lonely people. I am willing to give my wife a sincere heart and take care of herself.

1 1. If you make your wife happy, dear wife, do you still remember the happy times when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

12, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach, you are my lungs, I will collapse without your smile!

13, with heavy work pressure every day. You can do your work beautifully by commuting on time. Honey, I will support you no matter how hard and tired you are. Do a good job!

14, wife, don't be sad. In fact, I really love you, really, really love you. Just like mice love rice, like wolves love sheep, like fish can't live without water, like beggars love chicken legs, like Yang Guo loves little dragon girls, like you love banknotes. ...

15, before marriage, you drink coke, I drink milk, I eat radish, you eat cabbage, you like shopping, I am willing to go shopping; Drink cola and eat cabbage after marriage, and accompany you to the mall several times a day; Change for you, love me and love me!