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Ducks' Xiehouyu Sharing
1, little frog chasing duck-suicide; Seek death; Help yourself.
2, the kiss of chicken and duck-small mouth.
Chickens hatch ducks-it's a waste of time.
4. Chicken and duck kiss-people have big mouths and small mouths.
A tortoise met a duck-life is doomed.
6, grass carp chasing ducks-looking for death; Death; Seek death; Go and die.
7. Duck on the beach-don't look at it.
8. Ducks leaving the beach-don't look back.
9. Ducks leaving the beach-don't look back.
10. The duck that fell into the river can't be called back.
1 1, blind ducks catch fish-talking nonsense.
12, blind ducks looking for food-flying around.
13, Song Wuya-Heroes are useless.
14, Wu Dalang plays the duck-who plays the bird; Who plays with what bird?
15, Wu Dalang plays ducks-who plays with what bird?
16, Wu Dalang sells ducks-birds across the street.
17,50 kg ducks strolled on the road-swaggering.
18, 5 kg duck, 3 kg mouth-that is, the mouth line.
19, five cents duck head-have to shut up.
20. We are the paws of ducks holding hands.
2 1, the net boat waves the duck-dragging and killing
22, the butcher slaughtered chickens and ducks-a cinch.
23. The hat on your head-you can't take it off your face.
24. You can't touch ducks without stealing pigs.
25. Stealing the chicken and not eating the rice-it won't fail anyway.
26, copper coins buy paper ducks-everyone is happy.
27, copper money to buy paper preserved duck-you lied to me.
28. Copper and silver are dirt on people, and the water on the duck's back has gone and come again.
29. Tianjin Weishi Duck Sea Walk; From the sea
30. Duck in the basket-Open your mouth.
3 1. Kill two birds with one stone.
32, the duck in the soup pot-just a hard mouth.
33. Cook the duck in the soup pot-stick out a mouth.
34. Stew the duck in the soup pot-highlight a mouth; Open your mouth.
35, the duck in the soup pot-the only mouth; Open your mouth alone
36, the old duck in the soup pot-the only mouth
37. Dig the duck out of the soup pot-make a mouth.
38, soup pot roast duck-a unique bite.
39, the duck in the soup-the only mouth; Only one mouth; Open your mouth alone
40. Put the duck eggs on your head-slippery and slippery.
4 1, square duck egg ——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— ancient and clever.
42. Dead ducks-their mouths are quite hard.
43, dead skin to catch duck bazi-live knock to death
44, boiled duck eggs-the harder you cook, the harder it is.
45. The water duck swallows chopsticks-it can't twist its neck.
46, water wet duck back-meaningless
47. Ducks on the water-the surface is smooth; Stealth activities; The surface is smooth and moves secretly.
48, water drenching the duck's back-not into the heart; Don't remember anymore.
49. Ducks in the water-hard mouths and shells
50. Soak the duck's back-dry it as soon as it's over.
5 1, duck back-no wet hair; Do it as soon as it's over
52, water over the duck's back-no trace; Uh, loading; Without a trace; not at all
53. Raising ducks in trees-fantasy
54. dung beetles chased the old duck-not counting his life; Put your life together.
55. Drive the ducks away with shit-don't commit suicide.
56, the stone rolls off the skin and makes a duck-it's not too hard to hold back.
57, the stone touches the duck-death.
58. Ten duck heads make a talkative pot.
59. Ten duck heads cook-talkative.
60, wet wooden pot old duck-cigarette holder tough
6 1, dirty water on duck's back-not rare; Don't be surprised.
62, roast duck-hairless
63, burnt duck-only a hard mouth.
64, March duck eggs-all salty; Idle; Pure salt; Jingxian
65, duck eggs in March-doing leisure; Exhausted salt
66. Three or two ducks have four or two mouths-their mouths creak.
67, three jins of preserved duck-have to shut up.
68. Three catties of duck, two catties and a half head-what a mouth.
69, three pounds of salted duck-all by one mouth.
70, three pounds and a half duck, two pounds and a half mouth-talkative; Just by mouth.
7 1, three pounds and a half duck, two pounds and a half mouth-all talk and no action.
72, three pounds and a half ducks-stuffed geese; Pretend to be a goose
73, three women in a building-like a flock of ducks.
Three chefs killed six ducks in a hurry.
75. Three chefs cook six ducks-very busy.
76. Hatching ducklings in dog days-bad guys; There are many bad guys.
77, three cents duck head-have to let go; You must open your mouth.
78, 30 cents to buy a duck head-get a mouth.
79, 30 cents to buy a duck head-you have to open your mouth; Zuiji
80, three cents salted duck head-get a handle
8 1, Downy Duck in Water-A New Learning; Don't know the interest.
82. The fluffy duckling first entered the water-everything was learned from scratch; new hand
83. Dirt on people and water on ducks' backs are not unusual. Come back when you go.
84. It's strange that human body waves, duck back waves and water.
85, personal waves and scales, duck back waves and water-hey, strange; Well, what's so strange?
86. lame ducks cross the river-single row; single stroke
87, lame duck-can't get on the plane
88. Quanjude's roast duck-soft meat and hard mouth
89. Squeeze the duck out, don't suffocate it.
90. Qingjiang duck-the coat color is bright.
9 1, riding a donkey to eat roast duck and roast chicken-I don't know where this bone was thrown.
92, riding a horse to eat roast duck-I don't know where this bone was thrown.
93. Ducks in July and a half-I don't know until my mother dies.
94. The duckling in July and a half-I don't know what to do.
95. In July, ducks know half about death and don't know where to go; Do not run away knowing death.
96. The duck in July and a half-I don't know how it died; Life is not long; Act recklessly and blindly
97, fat duck to heaven-intentional, powerless.
98. Cattle eat dried ducks and grains-the blessing of their own cultivation; Everyone's blessing
99. Cows eat dry food just like ducks eat grain-each has its own blessing.
100, cows eat rice, firewood eats ducks and food-each in his place; Each has its own blessing; Blessing each other; Eat each other; The blessing of self-cultivation; Everyone's blessing; Enjoy each other's blessings; Everyone's "blessing"; Everyone is blessed; Build a blessing in their previous lives; Everyone is his own blessing; Everyone is born happy; Everyone has his own happiness; Everyone is blessed; Everyone is blessed; Give birth to a blessing; respective
10 1, cows eat grass and ducks eat grains-suffer, suffer and enjoy happiness; Everyone has different blessings; Each has its own blessing; The blessings cultivated by everyone; The blessings born in everyone; Each has its own blessing; Pairs of tastes; Each has its own taste.
102, cows eat grass, ducks eat food-everyone enjoys his happiness.
103,21day can't hatch ducklings-bad guys.
104, duck on the shelf-better than it.
105, Ducks in Nanyuan-No flapping; Do not score; Old and so on; Heipur; Heipur
106, shooting at Nanyang Lake-press enter; Spread ducks
107, selling ducks for baskets-pouring eggs; break down
108, selling duck eggs and breaking the rod ——————————— Good one; None of them are good.
109, chicken seller and duck seller-let's go together.
1 10, 30 cents for a duck head-you have to keep your mouth shut.
1 1 1, buy a chicken and duck rack-with a goose; There is an error
1 12, leech duck feet-life and death-Qi Fei.
1 13, Maxia River-take ducks; Nayazi
1 14, stewed wild duck-rotten mouth does not rot.
1 15, duck stew is not rotten; The meat is rotten and the mouth is hard.
1 16, stewed cold duck is not bad.
1 17. Braised duck-rotten body is still hard.
1 18. Boiled duck in brine-rotten meat and hard mouth.
1 19, cold duck cooked in brine-the meat is not rotten; What a hard mouth; Stubborn and unwilling to admit mistakes or failures.
120, cold duck cooked in brine-rotten body, hard mouth.
12 1, the fat duck in the cage-will be killed sooner or later.
122, ducks in cages-release.
123, duck eggs in June-Europe; dissemble
124, in the blink of an eye, the old hen said that she would change into a duck; Instantly change; changing
125, two Jin and a half ducks, three Jin and a half mouths-well, what's the big deal?
126, roast duck with cold water-ignored.
127, frozen salted duck egg yolk-hard, solid and cold.
128, the eagle swam like a duck-it fell into the water.
129, the old duck walks-striding.
130, the old duck swims-seemingly motionless.
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