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Announce that you are single again: Being single is not a bad thing. Break up peacefully and wish each other happiness.

First, to be single again, to find again, to find again, without the complicated feelings of the last time, maybe once, everything will be much better. I just hope that she can find a better person and have happiness, unlike the embarrassment of being afraid of being hopeless with me and not getting along with someone. I'm sorry to embarrass you these days. Thank you for your company during this time! ?

Second, hey, I can't sing my inner world all the time. Can I order? Single again. It was a success, but now it's come to this, and it's all lost? Mixed feelings, you know? ?

Third, a single woman can live a poetic life, free and easy.

Fourth, I am so incompetent! In the end, I will still be single, but I will gain affection! What a surprise! ?

No matter how much you care, it's not yours. But you can't take it away. What I said before has come true: love without material is like a piece of sand. There is no need for the wind to blow, and it will be scattered in two steps. Great circle of friends wishes me lovelorn and single.

6. This year's wish has actually turned into a state of wanting to be single again, being bored and having no energy. I know I can't blame each other, but I really want to have a full-fledged love!

7. How simple love is in college. If I hadn't left then and I wasn't married when you came to see me again, what would have happened to us? Now I'm single again, and you have family affairs, so it's fate. It makes no difference. I cried when I read what I wrote before. People are most vulnerable in the dead of night. Maybe one day I can wait for the person who is willing to enjoy it?

Eight, feelings are also besieged cities. Single people want to fall in love, and those who fall in love will be single because of various contradictions ~ there is nothing fixed ~

Nine, man! How many times have I told you not to reason with women? Women are unreasonable, and your own woman is not the object of your reason! ! She just wants you to coax her. Women belong to cats. You have to keep a cat, let alone a woman! But you must argue with your woman. The moment you win, it is time for you to be single again!

10. I also want to be single again, can I? Was it really free at that time? Really.

Eleven, I'm right, but now I'm on the wrong side, so I'll send a circle of friends to say I cheated, okay? Not to help you, not to help you, or to have an underground relationship. Well, it's really hard to be a married lady. If you want to be single again, you'll have to accommodate you. I can't afford to gossip if the time is too short. Who am I recruiting? Did you get the villain? Set me up like this. ?

13. Is there any special reason why you don't want to go home now? Hate it? The quarrel between my parents began as long as I can remember, so that I am afraid of getting married now. I am very, very afraid that my married life has become like this. I've been arguing about some tacky things all day, and I'd rather be single again. The wedding day is drawing near. My husband has always said that I am afraid of getting married, and I can't even do it. Now I believe it, and I see that my parents' living conditions are getting more and more panic.

Fourteen,/kloc-married at the age of 0/9, single again at the age of 23. Now I finally believe that if a man is reliable, pigs can climb trees. ?

15. I imagine you (Ni) telling me in front of everyone that I am single again. Will you marry me? I looked into her eyes deeply, really. She blushed shyly. I am very happy!

Sixteen, as long as I am single again, I will immediately become super strict with myself! ! ! Make up when you go out, consider calories when you eat, wash your hair every day, and choose clothes many times!

Seventeen, restore the life of a single dog! Ha ha! A relaxed body! You will always meet the best people! Come on! I am handsome. I'm afraid I can't find someone, okay?

18. I recently recovered from being single and have been hiding in the trumpet. Occasionally, I will brush my tuba and send something that is not nutritious. I hope everyone I like today is happy! The days are warm, bright and full of hope. I will face this unknown world slowly, with a little helplessness, a little regret and a little disappointment. No longer afraid of marriage, no longer mediocre.

I went home with my colleagues today and talked all the way. From my little sister's recent recovery to her emotional outlook, I quite agree with refuting others' saying that you are hard to catch up with. You don't even have the courage to chase me. What do you mean I can't catch up with you? .

20. We had fun together, cried, laughed, broke up, made peace, gave up, let go, worked hard, and everything was calm? I thought I could say I love you again when I finally got back to being single, but I forgot that I was free but had another identity, and I didn't deserve you. Can you imagine how I felt when I heard that you had a girlfriend? I can't face it yet? Maybe it's time to leave.

Twenty-one, the days in single dog are back ~ ~ My dinner and breakfast tomorrow depend on this comprehensive bread.

Going to the wedding last month, my roommate said she might be next. I will get married around this year. I talked to her all the time on the way home. How do you feel after listening to it? Wow, this is what love should look like? As a result, I was told that I was single again today. I don't know what happened to them. Maybe this is life. ?

23. I've been free since someone went on an internship and went on a business trip for a long time and didn't necessarily come back on weekends? Single? Life, just want to vomit why this trip for more than ten days, not even a weekend, capitalist exploitation! However, some people are even more helpless and reluctant to travel overtime, so they are embarrassed to blame.

Twenty-four, from now on, I'm single again. It is not easy to stumble along the way. It is said that the poor must have something hateful. Well, it's enough to blame someone who is so poor, and no one puts a knife to your neck to force you to do it. Feelings are really special, not a thing, tired! To hell with all this.

25. I fell in love with you inexplicably from the first time I saw you. I took the initiative to add your deduction. After the exchange, I knew that you had a girlfriend, so I deleted your button. Later, I really missed it and added WeChat to each other. At that time, you were single again I thought I had a chance, but for two years, I sent you WeChat every day to share my life, and you came back once every ten days and a half months. I know you don't need to like me, let alone talk to me. We are all strangers. Thank you for calling me back once or twice a month for ten days and a half. I like you. It's none of your business. Now I feel very painful and sad and don't want to be friends. Can't go any further. I want to love and be loved. Although it hurts every time I decide to forget you, I still decide to forget you. After all, it's been two years. If you like me, you should tell me. After all, a fool talks to you every day. Why don't you know she likes you? Thank you. Just keep your distance. Don't pander or refuse. I decided to forget you. I hope to have a boyfriend who dotes on me like other girls. At least I'm sad, someone wipes my tears, I'm lonely, someone talks with me, and I can have dinner and chat together. I know you won't like me, but I like you very much. Bless you.

Twenty-six, I used to have a job, although I didn't earn much, but I got along well with my leading colleagues. Once upon a time, there was an object who, although often noisy, was concerned about each other and had deep feelings; Now, there is a small shop that doesn't earn much and has a lot of chores. Now, I am single again, anxious and angry at home. People, when they are young, always have to experience something, and then they can better understand what they deserve.

Twenty-seven, single today! My hair was also cut short by the way! I hope the new year will be more exciting. Love me, have a refill.

Twenty-eight, haha, it's like making a TV series. Returning from the bride-to-be to being single is also exciting enough. Life is like a roller coaster.

Twenty-nine, get back together You were a good match when you were a city hunter. Anyway, one of you is single again, isn't it?

From today, I want to be single again. From today on, I want to breathe fresh air. From today, I want to? Throw it away? Care, starting today, be one? Really? yourself

Feel the lethality of language very much today? Do you really want to restore single aristocrats?

Thirty-two, another friend around me is single again. Thirty-eight years of married life did not leave any good memories for her. As Sister Zhou said, happiness is that two people have endless words all their lives. Having a house, a car and money may not last a lifetime. Knowing each other and cherishing each other can let them go quietly. ?

I don't know how I got through the year and a half with him. In short, I am very tired, and I have to endure a feeling of extreme fatigue every day. So now I feel really relaxed when I am single. When I meet another man, I still feel just not as tired as before, but I am tired. Men's irresponsibility and playboy make me very tired, so sometimes I think, it's really nice to be alone, and I may not be able to sleep with a man around me. . A person is heaven. If I don't meet someone who is kind and gentle to me, forget it. Falling in love is really tiring.

34. He said? People have strange lives? After a round trip? Start over? Single again? Start selling?

35. Sometimes, I want to be single again, and I am not happy. I might as well be alone.

Thirty-six, if you really love, you must restore yourself to a clean and single state and say love in a fair and just way. How can you be willing to let true love hide from the light and become a mistress shouted by everyone? ?

37. Get used to life without you and return to being single. Pretend that your heart doesn't hurt, pretend to be strong, pretend not to care, pretend to be innocent. All the sadness and tears should be understated and passed away as in Chicken Soup for the Soul?

I have known her and him for four and a half years. I heard that they have been together for more than eight years. I suddenly saw a girl's circle of friends today. Single from today? I believe it, because for more than four years, she has never sent a circle of friends because of anything bad about him?

Thirty-nine, yes, I'm single again. The kind of harm that mutual torture brings to each other makes each other breathless. Good thing it's over. It's easier than ever. Regret? ! Something that doesn't exist. ?

Forty, I feel that this day can't go on. Sometimes I really want to be single again. I will try to earn more money and raise my two daughters, so I will never forget them! ?