If you have no money to send a circle of friends, just talk about funny sentences that show that you are poor.

1, I haven't taken a bath for ten years, just to eat some oil.

2, dare not type with symbols, for fear of wasting traffic.

3. I wish you all love, I have money!

I dare not keep a dog for fear that it will rob me of my food.

5, things other than money will never be clear.

6. No money, only shorts are left for the poor.

7. Is money paper? I have been using coins!

8. I just got a doctor of medicine from Xiao Qiang. In the past six months, I finally stopped eating meat!

9. My eyes seem to be nearsighted. You can't see the money when you open your wallet.

10, fuck! Why is the northeast wind blowing again today? There is no food again.

1 1. I lost fifty cents the day before yesterday I was so angry that I didn't eat today.

12, think about yourself when you are chic, only to find that you will really be down and out without money.

13, all the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lack of money, and no one!

14, men have no money, women don't, and dogs on the roadside won't look at you.

15, women are anxious when men don't make money, and women regret when men make money.

16, I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

17, the difference between the rich and the poor is that those who have no money use donkeys to pull the mill, while those who have money use ghosts to push the mill.

18, I'm still young, so it's okay to have no money now. Anyway, there will be many days without money in the future.

19, making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology, my ability is limited, but my technology is very high.

20, the wine is empty, the color is empty, and the wife walks with people; Money is empty, gas is empty, and mobile phones have no money to charge.

2 1, I have no money to buy a car, I will only take the bus with you, but I will hold you and won't let you squeeze in.

22. I am short of money recently. I want to call the school and ask them to refund some tuition fees. I can't give them money for nothing!

23, no money, no right, no move. How sad I am to watch you frown.

24. I like money and beautiful women, but I won't use money to buy beautiful women because I have no money.

25. My birthday is coming, and all my old friends come to ask me what I lack. I want nothing but money and love.

I also want to be rich, so I don't have to worry about money and have free time to do what I want.

27. When they grow up, they realize that there is not a word difference between having money and having no money, and the treatment they receive is also very different.

28. Over the years, there have been gains and losses. Anyway, nothing can affect my mood. I have money but no money to go home for the New Year.

29. I once naively thought that money can buy friendship and money can buy love. When I grow up, I find that I don't have that much money.

30. It turns out that when people reach a certain age, they will really worry about money and be stumped by it, and then they will know what it means to be unable to move.

3 1, suffering, sleepless at night. No one knows how much pressure I have in my heart. I also want to go out for a walk. I can't move without money

32. My wallet doesn't live up to expectations, and I'm not confident in my speech. Compared with last year, the next two months are too hard, tired and without money, so desperate.

33. When men have no money, women look at you like flies; Men are rich, and women see you as honey. The same is the coolest!

34. The poor are getting poorer and the rich are getting richer. This is absolutely correct. In today's society, it is really difficult to move without money. Money is full of opportunities.

35. If you have money to live a good life, if you have no money to live a good life, if you are poor and happy, the poor will sometimes be happier. The key is to see if you have a happy attitude.

36. I feel that life is getting more and more difficult and stressful. I run around for money, and it's hard to go home. I have no money to take it back, and I have no face. I am so helpless. If I have an afterlife, I would like to be a leech.

37. The current situation is: unhappy, not eating well, not sleeping well, wasting youth, being absent-minded, not getting up in the morning, dreaming at night, blurring the present, fearing the future, and being seriously short of money. . .