Very funny creative sentences, humorous circle of friends (selected 33 sentences)

1, it's over, you ignore me, too. I've become a dog.

2. If people are bored, they can play with nose bubbles.

3, hate less when using books, and hate short when using legs.

I had a secret crush on you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

In fact, rich people are very low-key. For example, I ride a bike every day, and no one knows that I have an electric car at home.

6. Some people will eat hard when they are unhappy. Unlike me, I eat hard when I'm unhappy.

7. When I'm not around, go home quickly after going out, and don't be too late. Seriously, someone has been stealing dogs recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

8. Be sure to use the right ear when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart and may die suddenly.

9. You are irreplaceable. No one is as ugly as you.

10, the forest is so big, I can't find a hanging tree!

1 1, actually I'm not fat, I'm just lazy.

12, if you want to know something from me, seduce me, I will accept it.

13, being single is a way of life, and getting married is a way of life.

14, your IQ is in arrears, please recharge it before you talk to me.

15, there are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, I can't do this and that.

16, I want to count the stars with you at the seaside and steal your wallet while you are asleep.

17. When I got up the courage to decide to talk, my mobile phone ran out of money.

18, Coach: Let another coach teach you. He is too old to be afraid of you. I am still young! Student: Me. ...

19, I'm going to get a haircut, and I twisted my neck when I left my bangs.

20. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, such as ... sleeping again ~

2 1, it's not that I stay up late, it's that the night needs me as a bright star.

22. Do you know? I really want to take you out to experience the charm of KTV! Do you know what KTV is? Then k stands for you, t stands for you, and finally I'll make a V gesture!

23. It's him! It's him! That's him, young hero, little scum.

24. Recently, someone always praises me for being handsome. I've been thinking all night, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news.

25. I am not fat. I'm just a mermaid. I've been in the sea for too long and I'm swollen.

26, what's wrong with fat! Have you eaten your sweet and sour pork ribs, braised beef, vinegar, cabbage, Mapo tofu and boiled fish?

27. Your mobile phone died so soon. Tell me who you shot.

28. When you are angry, you must coax me, buy me food and kill you when you are full.

29, a winter vacation is only 20 days! These days, it takes 33 days to be lovelorn.

30. Love is complementary. When I think my boyfriend is bad because I am too good, I am not so angry.

3 1, think about the questioner's intention before doing the problem, I think he wants me to die.

32, inspirational, is done by the poor, the rich are pretending to teach people to let go.

33. The world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around.