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Birthday cake greetings are very interesting.

1, I count your birthday by the day, and I am a vegetarian three days in advance. Who knew you had a rescheduled call? Alas, I haven't had breakfast yet. I can only say to you on an empty stomach: birthday chopsticks are left!

I met you on my friend's birthday, so I hit it off with you and fell in love with you deeply.

Your birthday is in a month. You know I'm busy and far away. But please believe that my heart will stick to you. Cupid's sword of love, I have shot at you. love you

4, pig! Pig, your birthday, your birthday! Pig, you are happy! You are happy, so I am happy, you are happy, so I am happy. Because you are my beloved pig!

5. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

I was very happy to be with you today last year, because it was your birthday. Although I am not with you today, I still hope you can be happy, healthy and beautiful! Happy birthday!

On this special day, I want to say that I am really glad that time has not changed our friendship. I wish you a happy birthday.

I approached you and sang "Happy Birthday to you", expressing my blessing, sharing your happiness, and then listening to the echo of your youth. ...

9. There are no colorful flowers, no romantic poems, no expensive gifts, no exciting surprises, only gentle blessings. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

10, knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want, say it, say it quickly ... The time limit has passed after reading the text message.

1 1, happy birthday to you, happy birthday; There is today every year, and there is today every year; Congratulations.-Congratulations-

12, on behalf of the State Council, the party and state leaders, I warmly congratulate you on your happy birthday. I hope that under the guidance of Theory of Three Represents, you will conscientiously implement this great spirit and make persistent efforts to welcome the arrival of your next birthday as soon as possible.

13, cold PC, lively network, short meeting, long missing ... I feel your birthday unconsciously. Friends from afar, happy birthday to you!

14, on this special day, I have nothing else to say, just want you to know that every year today, you will receive my blessing and feel my love and eternal love!

15, the world is ugly when it is cold! It is not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

16, ugly in the cold! It is not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

17. My last birthday was really bad. My car broke down and then my girlfriend abandoned me. That's not enough. A friend sent me a card, which actually said: I wish you a happy birthday every year!

18, happy birthday! You are happy, and I am happy. You are not happy, and I am not happy. Happy birthday to whoever is happy!

19, Animal Star: Pig, your birthday is very happy. Congratulations on another year's wrinkles ... one step closer to wrinkles ...

20, two green leaves, full of its friendship with the same root; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes to you. May happiness embrace you. Happy birthday to you on this special day that belongs to you.

2 1, today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

22. I wish you a happy old turtle in the East China Sea and a long life in Nanshan Dashitou.

23. May the light ring of happiness haunt you and tell you my most sincere blessing: "All good things haunt you, happiness and peace."

24.are you hungry? -I'm bread! Are you cold? -I'm a yurt! Are you angry? -I'm a sandbag! Happy birthday!

25, hello! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!

Thank God for giving me a special gift today, and that is you. This is a long journey of life, and your company is the happiness of my life. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

27, a long distance, a long line, a long time to wipe, tomorrow is your birthday, I have been thinking of you in the distance, I wish you a happy birthday!

28. The longer and more flourishing the tree of youth, the more beautiful flower of life will be. Please accept my deep blessing on your birthday. May you be full of vitality and youth!

29, bless you: every year has today, every year has today, and every day is happy from ear to ear. Smile like a peach blossom. Happy birthday!

30. I wrote your name in the sky to wish you a happy birthday, but it was taken away by the wind; Write your name on the beach to wish you a happy birthday, but it was swept away by the waves; Write your name on the street to wish you a happy birthday, but the police took you away. Please come to the police station with your birthday red envelope and release me.

3 1. If I had a million dollars, I would send it to you. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send a short message with a dime to wish you a happy birthday.

32. I pour 365 days of affection and sincerely wish you "Happy Birthday"!

33. Shandong's short message is my beating heart, and the beating words are my warm love! Cheerful news sounds? Of course it's my compliment!

34. On the eve of your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta in everything, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite, always eye-catching.

Today is your birthday. Happy birthday to you. Send you a red rose, a sweet blessing. I wish you happiness every year, month, day and night.

36. Give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat one kilogram, please include it. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!

37. Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

I won't forget this special day. I deliberately let the sun shed happy sunshine on you. I also specially asked the moon to give you a sweet dream tonight, wishing you a happy birthday.

39, the sea is full of fucking water, spiders are full of fucking legs, and peppers are so fucking hot, I don't fucking regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you. Every day, I smile from ear to ear. There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There are my gentle blessings in endless joy. Happy birthday!

40. Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday! On the eve of your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no hard work, leisure like a mouse, romance like joy, happiness.

1, I wish you big fish and big meat; Accompanied by the beauty of singing; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday!

2, I wish you: I am lucky as an old turtle in the East China Sea, and my life is longer than that of Nanshan Stone.

3, bless you: every year has today, every year has today, and every day is happy from ear to ear. Smile like a peach blossom. Happy birthday!

4, pig! Pig, your birthday, your birthday! Pig, you are happy! You are happy, so I am happy, you are happy, so I am happy. Because you are my beloved pig!

5. Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

6. When you know your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want. Say it, say it. After reading the text message, the time limit has passed.

7. Do you know? Today is your birthday. I hope you have a nice day. Always be with happiness!

Only those who know how to live can appreciate the beauty of flowers, and only those who know how to love can appreciate the fragrance in their hearts. I wish you a special birthday.

9. The purpose of this message is to practice fingering, and the other is to say my blessing at the risk of radiation! Finally, a special technical sentence: Happy birthday. Don't laugh, be serious!

10, a long distance, a long line, a long time to wipe, tomorrow is your birthday, I have been thinking of you in the distance, I wish you a happy birthday!

1 1. On this special day, I want to say that I am really glad that time has not changed our friendship. I wish you a happy birthday.

12, on this special day, I have nothing else to say, just want you to know that every year today, you will receive my blessing and feel my love and eternal love!

13. On a quiet night, I will accompany you to spend an unforgettable birthday in dim candlelight, listening to soft voices and drinking strong wine.

14, on your birthday, I want to say to you: pig! Happy birthday to you and make a wish! Good mood every day!

15. On your birthday, I wish you Pepsi, Fanta, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, a glass of Sprite, which will always be eye-catching.

16, your birthday will be in one month. You know I'm busy and far away. But please believe that my heart will stick to you. Cupid's sword of love, I have shot at you. love you

17, May you have the wisdom of physicist Marie Curie, the talent of painter Picasso, the courage of President Charles de Gaulle and the popularity of movie star Allen Delong. Happy birthday, happy every day!

18, may the light ring of happiness haunt you and tell you my most sincere wishes: all good things haunt you, happiness and peace.

19, another beautiful start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday! On the eve of your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness belongs to you.

20. There is a saying that I have never dared to say to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you will never get a chance: you really hate being liked and you won't get tired of watching it.