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Sending a circle of friends implies that swearing is super hard and ugly.

1, I'm glad we're not the same.

2, there is no two or two meat on the chest is still so fierce.

Shit, you are too easy to be recognized.

4. I just have one's fingers itch. Anyway, you need to be beaten!

5. I wish you loneliness and longevity.

6. I wish your girlfriend an inflatable forever.

7. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

8. Where's the confidence? The one without breasts is fierce.

9. I counted with my finger, and you are ignorant in the five elements.

10 I really want to throw you on the wall to feed the flies.

1 1, you know how to scare people with your face at a young age.

12, I have acne in adolescence. Do you envy menopause?

13, see if your grandmother doesn't hurt and your uncle doesn't love you.

14, don't compare, don't compare, don't be angry with animals.

15, you think you are a pencil case with so many pens.

16, you look like you're playing, 360-degree dead angle.

17, you are so smart that you know you are a person.

18, yes, you can sell gold during the day and silver at night!

19. Be a man and stride forward, regardless of the dog behind you.

20. People are iron and fans are steel. If you don't pretend to panic for a day!

2 1, you are more thorough than anyone, pretending to be naive than anyone else.

Don't ask me why I hit you when I hit you in the face.

23. I am in front of you, I am a green tea bitch.

24. The combination of yellow and blue is the third amazing color on your head.

25. You don't have that ability yourself, don't say others are too powerful.

26. Are you crazy? 100 still boiling water.

27. Your face can be comparable to a city wall and deeper than the sea.

28. You have so many pimples on your face that you will turn over when driving a tractor.

29, you said, I have acne in adolescence, and you envy menopause.

30. Don't take yourself too seriously. Without you, the earth will still turn.

3 1. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense!

Don't mess with me, or I'll hang you on the wall as a specimen.

33. If being handsome is a gift from God, God doesn't seem to think much of you.

34. An interesting soul hooked up with a charming bastard and made a love rat.

35. Look at your poor family. Even the mouse came to your house with tears.

36. If someone like you appears in a TV series, you will never last two episodes.

37. Don't you think I speak loudly? Don't you know that barking is for dogs?

38. I really want to put you in a flowerpot and let you know what vegetables are.

39. It's shameless for an animal to pretend to be a respectable gentleman!

40. Your face is bigger than your ass, and a toad stuck its hair in it. Are you a bird or an animal?

4 1, if someone scolds you, say it and say it again! Say it again if you can.

42, * * * * will always be * * *, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

43. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.

44. Your IQ is the same as that of sweet potato, with an upper limit and no lower limit.

45. Excuse me, please stay away from me! Don't ask why, I'm allergic to * * *.

46. Without culture, you can learn, ugliness can be corrected, and you really have no rule of law.

47, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light?

Why is your voice so low? You shouldn't be here. You should go to a school for the deaf.

49, you are still chasing a fashionable scissors. Please have a look at your score of 38.

Count the stars with me, or forget it. If your IQ is low, count the moon.

5 1, don't spend all your time in Hibika, you son of a bitch, go find Wangcai next door.

52. Tell me about you. Learn to be ugly without a diploma. If you are not smart, learn from others' baldness!

53. If eating fish can make people smart, you should pack at least one marine fish.

54. Hair is messy like kelp, with a pot cover on his head, and he insists that he is dressed in a modern style.

55. Based on our relationship. I will never put salt on your wound. I only sprinkle Chili noodles.

56. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

57. You graduated from a school with mental retardation. You get full marks in every exam and get the highest scholarship every year.

58. Now I know that your face is your ass. No wonder you always spray everywhere with that mouth.

59. You must have stolen the tribute from your family when you were a child. Otherwise, you will look like a scourge.

60. I am not a fruit orange. Shake it if you want, not even iced tea. I don't have another bottle.

6 1, I have put up with you for a long time, don't be shameless, you don't weigh it.

62. beginning of life is inherently good. Boil a big egg in the pot, give it to me and I'll cook it. If you don't give it to me, it will break up.

63, people, the most difficult thing is to know yourself, you can know what you are, it is good.

64. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

The longer I have been in contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

66. Dear ex, I hope to witness every wedding, and I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

67. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you think it is unnecessary. In fact, you are really redundant.

68, you can say, so love to take advantage of, if you take someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic.

69. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

70. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

7 1, you look like you were run over by a car and bitten by a donkey. You are the most shocking and failed person in the history of human creation!

72, ah! Nothing. I just suddenly thought of you when I was in Tomb-Sweeping Day. Why are so many people dead? Why are you still here?

73. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.

I don't know how much it weighs, do I? Well, there's a drugstore around the corner with a scale. Remember, don't break it

75. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.

76. A new life like you can still live on the earth for so many years! I have to admire China, Linda has all kinds of birds!

I really don't understand why you always try to stand in a bright place every night. Later, someone reminded me that you wanted to see pigs that night!

78. You are well-meaning, you are bizarre, and you are really unlucky. Your nose is like an old stick, your eyes are like red peppers, and your eyebrows are bent into two knives. When walking, both sides fell and the crab fainted.