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Love space: smoke less and drink less. I want to stay with you for a few more years.
If you give me enough money, I won't mind you being with another woman. If you give me enough love, I won't leave you because you have no money.
Maybe meet again after many years, live quietly for a few years, see you through the bus window in a crowded street, want the driver to stop immediately, want to slap the window hard to attract your attention, want to jump off the bus, want to run, want to shout and tear the whole world between you and me, and move yourself further and further in the fierce imagination.
If the whole world is speaking ill of you, then I will tell you love stories for the rest of my life.
Don't come back. Without you, I am the treasure of so many people. I don't want to be a wronged ghost.
6. If you are not together, there is only one regret of not being together. If we are together, I'm afraid there will be more regrets.
7. Smoke less and drink less. I want to stay with you for a few more years.
When you find that the other person is indifferent to your words, what you have to do is not to try to find new topics, but to shut up.
9. When I met you, all the stars fell on my head. When I lost you, all the clouds became like you.
10. I loved someone I shouldn't love, but I know how to stick to what I should stick to and give up what I should give up. I never thought I wouldn't love again. No one in this world is destined to be your destination.
1 1. You don't understand my sudden absence, just as I don't understand your indifference.
12. The ideal state is that you never have to worry about losing it.
13. I love freedom so much, but I am willing to be bound for you.
14. I just want freedom and feelings in the future. Forget it. It is too complicated. I don't want it.
15. Once possessive, it will be like a pair of warm and soft hands, but suddenly grab your throat. When you have difficulty breathing and the air is suffocating, there is another deep and powerful word in your ear that wants to rub you into your bone marrow: I love you.
16. I stopped looking for you suddenly on purpose to see if you would find me missing, but I took the initiative to find me, but every time I found that I couldn't live without you.
17. My story was not touched at the end.
18. I want to flash into your arms and cure you with treatment. With my lovely dizziness, your violent kiss, interfere with your breathing and heartbeat and then run away quietly.
19. Can you tell the taste of oranges? When you say sour, lemon is more sour. You say sweet, the white rabbit is sweeter than it. If you say it is sour and sweet, and AD calcium milk is sour and sweet, then you can only say that oranges taste like oranges, so I like you just because you are you.
Even if I am unhappy, I won't suffer indignities when I come back to you.
2 1. Security comes not from love, but from preference. Only when people are convinced that they are an exception will they feel at ease.
22. The person who likes you won't let you wait for him, won't give you a chance to be taken away by others, won't make you sad, and won't suddenly disappear. If not, he just doesn't like you that much.
23. People always spoil the best things before they start to feel that life is like the first time. I hope you can understand, running water under the bridge, don't look back.
24. If you like someone who doesn't like you, you can refrain from looking for him. But he can't help but reply to you. I will return to you in seconds, and you will return to me in reincarnation. What I fear most is that you smile at me when I want to give up, and I still have love for you. But there's nothing I can do about myself. You're at a loss. I have nothing to do with you. The vinegar that is not qualified to eat is the sourest, and the person who is tempted first is the sourest. The rest of my life is so long that you will never forget it.
25. I see all creatures are covered with vegetation, but you are a green hill.
26. Don't bother people who don't even answer your questions in a perfunctory way. Instead of caring about the betrayal and incompetence of others, it is better to manage your dignity and beauty and choose a gesture to make yourself irreplaceable.
Forgive me for talking less.
Forgive me for talking less.
(1) Please forgive me for not being romantic, and please forgive me for talking less, because I habitually pay more attention to your hair. This is my attitude.
(2) I have thought that since primary school, I have been wandering outside for so many years, and some people really haven't seen each other since they separated. I don't love you either. Forgive me for being less passive.
Forgive me, I am a bit talkative and playful, and I know little about your concern. I'll make it up to you when I get back. Wait for me.
This city is a battlefield. We're all alone. We are opposites, so please forgive me for not taking a bullet for you. Then, let me die at your hands.
(5) Psychologists have found that if more than 90% of what a person says is nonsense, he will be happy. If nonsense is less than 50%, happiness is not enough. In communication, languages with weak purpose are easier to get close to. Forgive my introverted personality.
(6) The coldest day. There are no street stalls, or go home for the New Year, or close the door in cold weather. Only one was steamed before dawn, and it was warm after reading it. It's not for eating, but it's cold, but it's very popular, but the price in San Qian has gone up, and it's still hard to work in cold weather. This is not a snub, there is no harm. I met some people and had a few drinks. Listening to your chat is enough. Forgive my shallowness, my heart is very hot, but it's hard to say at the moment.
I love you and forgive me for meeting you with courage, but I didn't get your skills. Goodbye.
(8) I don't know what to say every time I send it. Forgive me for not saying much. I've been watching silently!
(9) Life is an uncomfortable journey. There are relatives, friends and passers-by on the journey. They are the sights of our journey. Although there will always be some embarrassing and unsatisfactory things in the journey, please bear with each other!
Forgive me for not taking pictures, your handsome face, my beautiful face.
(1 1) Forgive my less and less greetings. We can't always be around, so nothing will change!
In fact, forgiving my indifference is not nothing to say. Actually, I want to be close, but I met you, you met him, and you fell in love.
(13) I have a friend, and one day we happily went to the finance department to get the qualification certificate. When I took out my ID card, I looked back and saw someone excitedly taking out a student ID card, opening it and a meal card. Forgive me for my malicious smile! ! ! At that time, her expression really lit up the whole finance department! ! !
(14) Motherly love is the deepest love in the world, and no emotion can match it. Forgive me for not being with me, I can't stop and I can't walk fast. I can only try my best to live an ideal life and take you to see more wonderful worlds. I know this is what you want to see. I know that when I was born, I met the greatest luck in my life. I want to be worthy of this luck.
We also have this kind of flower at home, so we like it very much. I asked them what their names were, but I couldn't remember them clearly. Forgive me for my old age and bad memory.
(16) If a person has too much sadness, too many scars and too much hatred, he will be indifferent, less talkative and prickly. Forgive me for stabbing too much.
(17) Forgive me for being the heart of a dolphin. I am sensitive and talkative. If I don't mind, I will live with you.
Forgive me for not being talkative, but I really like you and love you very much.
I miss your orchard when I was a child. In summer, I will pick cherries for you. God bless you! Forgive me for saying so little in front of you as I did when I was a child!
(20) I suddenly feel that I have done something wrong. Just because others are smart, you should deal with them as they deal with you. Get bigger. I hope I can continue to be kind. I'm sorry. Forgive my little mistake. I won't be a black-hearted person! ! ! Although it is useless to say that kindness is beautiful, then I am not beautiful, so try to be kind. Sorry, sorry, sorry, this is an unintentional mistake!
(2 1) Qingming. Everyone is praying for the dead, hoping to live better in another heaven. But the significance of Tomb-Sweeping Day is to remind us to cherish affection, friendship and love! Forgive me for not doing well, but I always have you in my heart. When I grow up, I talk less, and the road I take is somewhat different from yours. I feel that there is a generation gap and there are fewer topics. Sorry, you have always been my dearest people. Family, friendship, love.
Miss junior high school and senior high school. I haven't changed you. //It's still very comfortable to be with friends I used to like. //Forgive me for being too active in my inner world without words.
Sorry, it's not you I like! Forgive me for talking too much! I only love the woman who makes me laugh when I am angry, the woman who messes up your short hair at will, the woman who is as pure as lilac, short and gone! !
Today, I chatted with my colleague. He said that you seem to have changed. You are not as lively and cheerful as before. You talk less and smile less. . . Forgive me for being so depressed, even I didn't realize I was so unhappy now.
Please forgive me for not being romantic, and please forgive me for not talking much, because I habitually pay more attention to your hair. This is my attitude.
You said that at my age, I shouldn't be so cold, and I should keep a fire in my heart. Well, forgive me for saying less and feeling more, and rushing by without even saying goodbye. The road is long and the wind is high, and I don't know the geometry of the road ahead. I hope it is safe and the sunshine will be as warm as yesterday.
I thought I was an extrovert, but later I found that I didn't talk much, so I took the initiative to slow down, impatient and humorous. But it depends on the mood. I want more from the same sex than from the opposite sex. I am more tolerant of strangers than acquaintances. I can have several meals at the same table. * * * I drank a lot of wine and handed you the first cigarette he handed me. Maybe I really can't name it. This dish is good. Dry pumping is a good ball to replace all words. Forgive me for not pretending to be outgoing.
I hid my condolences from you, forgive my selfishness, and I don't think you want to be disturbed by the online world. Like you, I can't understand the mentality of the Internet. You are the most cherished and distressed relative in my heart and will live in my heart forever. We will all get better because of your love and expectation. Every year I will tell you the story of this year. Don't be afraid of loneliness. We will love you forever.
(29) Please invite some super experts today to forgive me for being silent and confused.
I missed you for the past ten years, and I won't miss you again. You let me meet my best self in the next ten years. There is only one Joker Xue in your life. Happy birthday, forgive me. Not much to say, only simple blessings.
(3 1) I am not a person who likes to keep silent. Especially in front of the person you like, my nagging is only for the person you care about, and you don't like to talk at all. If I don't talk much, I won't die of cold. The most important thing is that I can't be cold to you. Forgive my nagging. Every time your sermon is really useful, I will force myself, not myself, and I don't know how hard it is.
Not talking less, but there is no need to talk and laugh with everyone. Forgive me for missing the greeting, but I will always have you in my heart, your name, your back, your warmth, your eyes, your movements, your laughter, your kindness and every encounter with you.
(33) Communication without waves, like stagnant water, is really not what I want! I want freedom, freedom and willingness! It's not that I don't talk much, it's that I face the wrong person, and then I'm even speechless. Forgive me for this: I am willing, but just talking; I don't like it. One more word is torture!
I'm not that kind of person, but I still can't wait for the darkness: I'm sorry! Forgive my arrogance, my chest is like a mass of cotton: don't wait until then, I am covered with scars: forgive my self-esteem.
Haman
1, I won't watch you jump on the kang, I'll close my eyes.
It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your fault that you are terrible!
I thought I was evil. I didn't know until I met you that there were few people better than me.
4. Warning: I have found your shameful thing. Please put 250 yuan in your trash can tomorrow 13: 00!
The real meaning of iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.
6, due to network expansion, if your computer has bad information, please smash the host to the ground, if there is any difficulty, we will provide 24-hour free door-to-door service! !
7. The front waves of the Yangtze River push the back waves, and the back waves die on the beach. Qianlang accidentally turned back and was pushed to death on the beach.
8. Although I have lied countless times in my life, this time is the most perfect: you are so handsome!
9. If you were a flower, I would like to be cow dung; If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would be the rotten egg. If you are an egg, I would like to make tea. If you are tea, I am 100 degree boiled water.
10, I overheard you say to God that you won't get married unless I get married, so I don't want you to betray God.
1 1. Dude, I'm going to compete with him for a very beautiful girl tonight! Please bring the StarCraft disk this afternoon.
12, please forgive me for last night. I'm really drunk. Please don't take it to heart if there is anything wrong. I'll come to you personally to apologize some other day.
13, Dear users: Hello! Because your computer looks ugly and outdated, which seriously affects the appearance of the city, our company decided to send a signal to destroy the computer.
14, watched to death by my mother. I would rather marry you than be read to death by her. Please help me.
I fell in love with you 500 years ago. Don't blame me for not telling you that there was no computer chat room at that time!
16, friends and senior officials are not as good as Kochi, Kochi is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as longevity, and longevity is not as good as happiness. Just be happy, otherwise, whatever!
17, wife is tasteless, lover is too tired, and young lady is too expensive. There is nothing wrong with reunion, and breaking up is also a pair.
18, four little pigs were sitting on the ground, and suddenly one was missing. Little pig is there, reading this message.
19, if it's my girlfriend's own fault, it's my fault as long as she doesn't admit her mistake. If my girlfriend doesn't admit her mistake, I still insist that she is wrong, which is my fault.
20. A cobbler killed three Zhuge Liang.
2 1, I like crawling around on you, touching every inch of your skin and lying in your arms. I can't live without you for a moment. I love you.-Sofa!
22. Congratulations, my friend. You won the grand prize of a V998 mobile phone in this Internet cafe. Please come to this Internet cafe to receive the prize on Sunday morning. There is an internet bar.
23. Notice of transfer: We have transferred RMB 200,000 to your account as required. Please confirm it within 2 seconds, otherwise the transfer will be invalid.
24. You have no choice but me! Because no one will love you more than me! I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.
25, Feng Yu's alcohol consumption: half a catty of wine, gargle, a catty of wine, go as usual, two jins of wine, everyone pushed me to the wall.
26. When I was down and out, a girl was willing to accompany me to the grave. Her eyes were red, and she said, if you don't pay me back, I will die with you.
27. If I find my wife is wrong, I must be wrong. If I'm not mistaken, I must have made my wife wrong. If the wife doesn't admit her mistake, she is not wrong.
28. I wish you: get rich and set foot on Marlboro; The cause on Hongta Mountain; Lovers are better than Ashima; Financial resources are all over greater China-!
29. Help if you are in trouble, and help if you are not.
30. stock market comment: the bottom market, last week's big market was not inserted during the menstrual period. This week, the milk line fluctuated and there was a big hand operation. It is suggested that we continue to wait, and the climax comes after the shock.
3 1, going home at six is a poor man, going home at nine is an alcoholic, going home at midnight is a goat, and going home at dawn is a gambler.
32. Please call 1 10 for free to win a 15-day premium tour and arrange a shuttle bus. The top ten will be sent to the detention center for a group photo, and 10,000 people will be massaged with their fists.
My parents said: If I don't marry you, they won't recognize me as a son.
34. If you love me, you can kiss me. If you don't love me, I'll kiss you, okay-
35. Shandong people dare to give any gift, Beijing people dare to say anything, and Guangdong people dare to earn any money. Chongqing people dare to wear anything!
36. I am a farmer, don't argue with me!
37. Being rich is also a mistake. I am willing to make mistakes again and again.
38. All the goods have been received. Please tell us your bank account number, and we will pay within three days.
39. You are very creative. It is your courage to live, but ugliness is not your will. Without you, who can claim the beauty of the world?
40. You are such a baker, just like a firefly in the dark, so bright and outstanding. So, please leave during the day.
4 1, wow! I sent it. Congratulations on winning the grand prize. Tonight 10 sharp, please come to China People's Bank with sabers, shotguns and soil cannons.
42. Brother, I'll throw a brick today. If there is jade, just smash it.
Zhao Zhongxiang, Bian Xiao, Li Daxiao, Bian Xiao, Chu Shijian and Bian Xiao, you should take fewer detours and spend the rest of your life loving the wrong person. I can only accompany you here.
1. The person I want to see most is also the person I can't disturb most.
2. For the rest of your life, you should take less detours and love less people you shouldn't love. I can only accompany you here.
It's nice to be alone after accepting all kinds of disappointments.
4. Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore. In the future, I will never love anyone, even you. I finally understand that in this life, people only love once, and then even if there is no lingering love, it will not hurt the bones again.
Don't look back at me, the star in your eyes is her.
6. Put away your inferiority and self-love and say goodbye to him in your heart. After all, you don't have the courage to say to him, "Hello, I'm leaving."
7. Suddenly tears fell from my nose.
8. After falling in love, I seem to know all the love songs.
9. Without you, even with beautiful scenery, who can I talk to?
10, you think I'm helpless, but I don't know, that's helplessness.
1 1. That love song is about romantic love, but it has nothing to do with you and me.
12, a person sitting quietly, silently feeling the melancholy in his heart, missing is like a breeze.
13, I used to think that sadness would cause a lot of tears, but I found that real sadness would not cause a tear. Everything will pass. That's how we live.
14, I hope you have a good life, but don't let me know and don't be friends in the future. Goodbye.
15, some people have talked about some love on the surface, but they have never really loved each other.
16, he doesn't have you in his heart, he is just sweet.
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