Funny WeChat sentences for April Fools’ Day

Funny WeChat Sentences for April Fools' Day

Funny WeChat Sentences for April Fools' Day. Many of them can give us courage and confidence. Life is always full of ups and downs. You can post it and say it. Venting your emotions, reducing stress, and having a positive attitude towards life are the basic elements for success. I hope that reading the funny April Fools' Day WeChat sentences can become your motivation.

Funny WeChat Sentences for April Fool's Day 1

1. One donkey can carry one hundred kilograms of grain, two donkeys can carry two hundred kilograms of grain, but you only brought three donkeys back. Four hundred kilograms of grain, why?

2. When the college entrance examination results came out, the teacher took a deep breath and said to me: In fact, not passing the exam is a blessing to you and the university.

3. Bro, do you have any difficulties recently that you need help from? I need help even if I have difficulties. Even if there are no difficulties, I will help even if I create difficulties.

4. That day you slashed a pig wildly with a knife, and the pig fled into a dead end, only to hear the pig kneel down and beg you for mercy: We are born from the same roots, so why rush each other?

5. Every day is like this: playing ball with Jordan, boxing with Tyson, chatting about scandals with Clinton, blowing up buildings with Bin Laden, and texting puppies. So boring!

6. A river with spring water and a river with waves make a mountain higher than the other. Send a message to the idiot. The idiot must take out his phone. When he takes out his phone and looks down, he realizes that he is an idiot.

7. When I see you, my heart is full of joy; when I don’t see you, my heart is filled with longing; your gentle greetings make my heart full of joy. Cat, come and eat a fish! So good!

8. I like to crawl around on you, touch every inch of your skin, and lie in your arms. I can't leave you for a moment. I love you - sofa!

9. If you want to be beautiful with me, I will make you regret it; if you want to pretend to be with me, I will make you hurt; if you want to flatter me, I will make you look gray; if you want to play with me, I made you childless.

10. There are a group of piglets in a pig pen, six are playing disco, five are playing chess, four are grabbing pears, three are breaking pig trotters, two are making mud, and one is reading information!

11. You already know that the B2 bomber is a high-tech weapon, but maybe you don’t know yet - you are even more high-tech! Because you are B2’s younger brother—Ya San (B3)!

12. What is money? Can it buy friendship between you and me? It can’t be bought, so I want to treat you to dinner tonight. Remember to bring money and let me help you. Get rid of it.

13. Mobile phone self-check warning: There is a virus in the phone. Please delete all phone numbers and text messages in the phone within 15 seconds, otherwise your SIM card will burn the phone.

14. Eat, drink, defecate, urinate? ,毳,? How many of the characters above do you know: , Pu, Zhong, Zhen, Bian? Have you found that you can’t do anything except eating, drinking, and eating?

15. Smart people go to study, shrewd people go to stocks, rich people spend money to buy comfort, and adventurous people go to gamble. I don’t have any special hobbies at ordinary times, just texting and teasing pigs!

16. I am very curious about something. You are knowledgeable and helpful. I would like to ask you for advice. Tell me, the first person who knew that milk was drinkable, what did he or she do to cows?

17. I have always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I am afraid that once I say it, we will not even be friends. But I couldn't control my feelings, so I mustered up the courage to say to you: You are a pig!

18. Once upon a time, there were four monkeys. The first one covered his eyes and couldn’t see, the second one only covered his mouth and couldn’t speak, the third one blocked his ears and couldn’t listen, and the fourth one held Laughing while talking on the phone!

19. You are the sun in my heart, but it is a pity that it is raining; you are the moon in my heart, but it is cloudy; you are the Chang'e in the sky who fell to the earth, but it is a pity that you hit the ground face first

20. I am an innocent soul. I died in the basement of your dormitory building. I was dismembered last year. I climb up every night. Can you come over and give me a hand? I am beside your bed.

21. Every time I hear your call, I have trouble sleeping and eating. When I see your hungry eyes, I feel confused. It’s not until I satisfy you that I let out a long sigh, alas! Feeding pigs is so troublesome!

22. For you, I made a lot of preparations. I made a special trip to the supermarket and bought a lot of things you need. Now everything is ready. Everything is ready. You, the duck, can finally cook. .

23. Welcome to the beautiful escort station. If you are looking for a local girl, please press 1. If you are looking for an Oriental girl, please press 2. If you are looking for a Western girl, please press 3. For gays, please press down to welcome you!

24. I want to send you a text message every day to harass you and warn you not to forget me. You must think of me every day and give you a hint that you are thinking of me. If you are willing to invite me to dinner, I will send him a text message blessing every day.

25. I received a message to inform you of something urgent. Please don’t be anxious and listen calmly to what I tell you: Your daughter’s grandfather’s brother’s niece’s brother’s mother has asked you to go home for dinner.

26. You are cool. You are so cool. You always act like others don’t exist and just go around showing off all day long. You are not afraid of scaring others. Don’t think you are handsome. In fact, you are just Marshal Canopy!

27. There are more than five billion people on the earth, including men, women, old and young, but some are smart and some are stupid; smart people will get this information out, and those who are stupid will Reading this message!

28. Xiao Li and Xiao Wang were caught playing chess at work by the factory director, who asked him to review the situation in front of all factory employees. After Xiao Wang made a deep self-examination, Xiao Li came on stage: I did make a serious mistake and I should not have surrendered.

29. You have a gentle, graceful and noble personality. You have a broad mind and a fat body, and sleep after eating. You advocate leisure and are heartless. You don’t like to work, so you are not tired. You have a childish heart and never lose weight. It’s priceless and you’re perfect!

30. I heard that your return rate has been quite high recently. I was very puzzled, so I secretly paid a visit to you, only to find out that it was because you had gained weight. You really couldn’t see it all at a glance. Take care of yourself, my friend. Funny WeChat Sentences for April Fool's Day 2

1. The New Four Fools: Those who hang themselves when they are in love, those who take medicine when they are not sick, those who get sick after seeing a lady, and those who giggle after reading text messages!

2. Loving one person is very difficult, loving two people is fun, loving three people is annoying, loving four people is overturning, and loving five people is completely fun.

3. After all, I couldn’t outrun that BMW, and could only watch it disappear in the sunset. It wasn’t that my engine was bad, but that my car chain fell off.

4. Many people say bad things about you, and some even say they have been hurt because of you, but I don’t care, I still choose you - I want this dog, and I am not afraid of biting.

5. The stars are shining tonight. I am on the other side of your house. The scenery is very romantic. I hope to have you by my side. When you hear your cell phone ringing, pick it up and look at it. It's either stupid or cumbersome.

6. Don’t get drunk again. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a wine glass and shouting: Are you a brother? It was my brother who did it!

7. I will give you the heaviest gift since I had feces. You will definitely eat a pound of it, and you will need more. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!

8. One day I saw you following a beautiful woman and said: Do you like me? Beauty: Guess. You mustered up the courage to say: If you like beautiful women, then say: Guess again

9. Others have a lot of roses, but I am short of money. I have a pot of cactus, and I hold it and muster up the courage. I have three words for you: sit on it!

10. I heard that that day you were surrounded by eight thieves and beaten. You were stunned but you were not knocked down. It was so good that you later found out that you were tied to a tree and beaten. Ha ha!

11. Missing you is a contagious disease that can be transmitted even across mountains and rivers. When you put it in an envelope or open it, there is a strong smell of medicine. Are you sick today?

12. The beggar led the monkey along the street to beg. He asked the monkey to laugh and it laughed, to cry and it cried, to bow and it bowed, and to read text messages and it read text messages.

13. When eating your own food, the standard is that you are not hungry; when eating your friends' food, you should be full; when eating your boss's food, the standard is that you are well fed. The standard for eating public food is whether you can survive.

14. You are about to travel to another place. A sincere friend will see you off. The biting cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say: reform well and strive for a reduced sentence!

15. Superficial people believe in fate, while successful people believe in persistence. I hope you learn to be persistent and become a successful person, so work hard quickly and become an unkillable cockroach.

16. The snail was run over by a turtle from behind while traveling on the road and was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. After Snail regained consciousness, the police asked him about the situation. Snail: I didn’t see it clearly, he was too fast at the time

17. My quality is not so high that I would think of sending text messages, greetings or blessings to my friends from time to time, but my quality is not good either. It’s so low that you don’t reply to other people’s text messages!

18. A gorilla came to the zoo. It was so ugly that all the tourists vomited. One day I went and I vomited; another day you went and the orangutan vomited.

19. Dear user, your mobile phone number has won the first prize in our city’s online prize-winning event. The bonus is 10,000 yuan. Please hold **** to any bank to claim it. Password: Don't move!

20. The melons at the foot of the East Mountain are called winter melons, the melons by the West Lake are called watermelons, the melons outside Nantianmen are called pumpkins, and what about the melons in the sand beside Lake Ness? Stupid, Nice Shagua! Ha ha!

21. There are so many bamboo boards. I won’t praise you for anything else. I will praise you for looking like a flower. Although you look like a flower, you have to droop. You can take a bite of Goubuli’s little bun. Can eat three!

22. Tips for making free calls on your mobile phone: When there is an incoming call, press the F, R, E, and E keys before the third ring, and then press the tic-tac-toe key, and you can make free calls. , please keep it confidential.

23. I saw you that day. You were sitting under the bright sun, feeling so uncomfortable. I asked you what you were doing. You smiled mysteriously: Keep your voice down. No one will talk about me when I get tanned. Idiot!

24. I saw you last week, surrounded by several little girls, some of whom even touched you. I was very sad on the sidelines: Is this how good-looking people should be? What a pitiful little dog!

25. I admit that I can’t catch you, there are so many people chasing you! Some things can't be forced. Give the opportunity to others. Anyway, whoever catches you will do harm to the people. If you still run, you're a dead rat.

26. Busy life can easily kill people's enthusiasm and lose interest in anything, so occasionally you have to stop and think carefully about whether you should pee with a far-sighted attitude.

27. Water without pressure is just a pool of stagnant water. Sand without pressure is just a plate of loose sand. If you don’t have pressure, your cowhide will definitely be blown to the sky. I’m sending you a message to stress you out. Stop blowing it.

28. You are the one who makes me happy! It's you who make me angry! It's you who makes me worried! You will make me happy and sad! Don't laugh, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about my big baby Piggy!

29. Ouch, it’s so painful for me. I desperately look for you at night. I wait for you naked. I can’t live without you in bed, but you are the only one who makes me comfortable. Where are you in your pajamas? .

30. A man posted a photo of himself on a marriage advertisement, and then wrote: I am a purely original work, and the copyright belongs to my parents! If you need a baby! Please contact me to register for marriage!