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It stinks and stinks. What was the original line?

The whole paragraph reads as follows:

The reason why we are gathered here today is to celebrate the birthday of our good friend Gu Li since childhood. I have been miserable since I was a child, and my family and love are very unhappy. Experienced a lot of disgusting things and tragic experiences. Everyone knows the person who hurts me the most, Xi Cheng.

Fortunately, I met Gu Li, thanks to her care over the years. No matter how cruel, inhuman and selfish Coulee is to others. But I know she's not like this. In other words, she is not all like this, so she is desperate to save me. Or share my pain, or even taste my pain yourself. In short, she slept with me, and Cheng was just like me, but ironically, she thought I didn't know.

But Coulee, we are such good sisters, how could I not know? So today, I want to propose a toast to my good sister, thank her and share my miserable life. I also wish her from the bottom of my heart that from now on, just like my life, it will start to stink.

The reason for quarreling with Nanxiang has always been that Nanxiang is with the fallen Cheng, so the relationship between Cheng and Xiang has always been bad. In a quarrel between Nanxiang and Cheng, Nanxiang said to Cheng in a rage, "Go and ask for money yourself if you have the ability!" This kind of contempt for Cheng obviously angered Cheng, who was already quite irritable and degenerate. Coupled with the resentment of savings and depression against Coulee, he drugged him, made them have sex, created a "shameful handle" and blackmailed him.

Nanxiang found out that proper relationship had a bad relationship with her boyfriend Cheng, so she was late for her birthday party in Nanxiang, exposed the relationship with Cheng, spilled red wine on her head, smashed Cheng's head with a cup and left.