What are some funny and humorous sentences?

1, it's windy today. I wanted to go home, but I was blown to the tea shop.

Since tanning, my face looks good, my teeth turn white, and I don't blush after drinking wine.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be single and poor.

Today, I was complained by my neighbors that I was too poor, so I disturbed the people.

5. Qian Qian, the son and daughter of China, has hundreds of millions of people. If it doesn't work, it must be changed.

6, the meat can be reduced when it grows taller, but those snacks can't be eaten when they expire.

7. If a person wants to travel, it means that she is unhappy. If she wants to go but doesn't, it means she is poor and unhappy. ".

8. I am hungry. I am honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, fair and lovely. I can't eat.

9. The secret of keeping beautiful is sleeping before, but now it is retouching.

10, I'm not qualified to go for a walk, for one thing, I didn't adapt to the climate there, and for another, I didn't go for a walk.

1 1. I found that staying up late passed quickly. I went to see a doctor yesterday. The doctor said it would be two years before you can go into the coffin.

12, what's the use even if you have sex? No, I still can't sleep!

13, sell yourself at a high price, never use your brain, and settle your interest.

14, why are you so thick-skinned? How can you dig up pigskin?

15, no one can see a day without reading; Began to curse without studying for a week; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.