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Talk about snacks on June 1 and gifts on June 1.

1, core tip: On Children's Day, I wish you every day as lively and lovely as a child, as honest and kind as a child, as pure and curious as a child, and as enterprising as a child. But don't be naughty, let alone wet the kang at night!

2. Happy June 1st has finally come, which belongs to us. I wish children all over the world healthy growth and happiness every day!

3. Indoor flowers and plants will not have strong vitality. Don't sleep in your father's tent, the times are advancing. Follow it!

4. When Children's Day arrives, relax yourself boldly: give your child a cool haircut, wear a large children's dress, carry a small children's kettle on his shoulder, hold a bottle in the shape of a small animal in one hand and wave Caiqi Yang in the other, shouting: Give me back the pressure you brought!

5, June 1 is coming, I hope the baby is as happy as a small teapot every day. Although little ass is irritable, he still whistles happily, braving the bubble of happiness and jumping fart!

6. Wish is the wind, happiness is the sail, and blessing is the boat. May the wind, blowing a happy sail and carrying a boat that wishes children happiness, float to a happy you and gently greet: Happy June 1st!

7. Butterflies fly in the sky, and children are happy to chase them; Fish swimming in the river is a happy game for children. Innocence is happier and carefree is more natural. On Children's Day, I wish my friends as carefree and happy as children!

8. Today is Children's Day. Please observe the following rules: be sure to lie in bed in the morning, bite anyone you don't like, and don't get up when you fall. Smile when you receive my greeting and give you a candy.

9. Today is Children's Day. To celebrate your festival, I specially allow you to play with mud, drool, pee your pants and play house today, but remember, listen to me. Wish you a happy holiday!

10, happiness ripples on the swing, smiles bloom in play, sweetness comes from candy, happiness is immersed in the world of love, and it comes from the map on your sheets at random. Bless you who didn't grow up, happy June 1!

1 1, 6 1, 6 1, it is best to achieve six ones: let us be stupid, tender, silly, naive, lovely and happy. Although we are old, happiness is endless. Happy Children's Day!

12, June 1 comes, reminiscing about childlike interest, looking for laughter, looking for childlike innocence, talking about hometown, looking for childlike innocence, laughter unchanged, blessing unchanged, greetings come: Happy Children's Day on June 1, carefree, happy and sweet.

13, alas, my mother almost made a joke today. You don't know. I don't know why. My crotch is broken. An aunt on the road pointed and said, why don't you pay attention to it? I quickly said, Ow, who told me today is June 1st?

14, welcome to take the June 1 time shuttle to take you back to your carefree childhood. Before boarding the plane, please remove all camouflage, release all pressure and put on a curious childlike innocence. Have a nice trip.