Tone phrase: I can't bear it, and I ran to complain to my mother-in-law.

Cigarettes have the same effect on men as cosmetics have on women. Cigarettes can paralyze men's nerves, cosmetics can paralyze women's nerves, smoking can relax men's spirits, and makeup can make women's mood better. But in the end, if smoking addiction comes up, men should worry about whether women are ugly or ugly. It makes no difference. I'm just fooling myself.

My wife won't let me smoke. Every time she finds me smoking, she pinches my arm. As a dignified man, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I went to complain to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law looked at my pinched arm. Stop scolding my daughter-in-law, and my wife will soon be much more honest and will never pinch my arm again. Pinch the inner thigh instead. I was puzzled and asked her, "Why do you have to pinch the inner thigh?" The wife said weakly, "It's not convenient for you to complain to my mother in this position!" "

Today, when I went out to meet the goddess, I couldn't help saying hello: "Hi, what a coincidence to meet you here." The goddess roared, "What the fuck are you wandering around in front of my house again?" I shouted even louder: if you pay back the 5 million you owe us, you won't see Lao Tzu!

Everyone talks about cheating. I talked about cheating on my brother. Primary school wrote a composition and wrote an article about my brother. As a result, I wrote about his visit to raise pigs. The teacher also asked me to read it in front of the whole class. I didn't know what breeding was for. As a result, this glorious event of my brother was widely circulated. Brother cheated!

My daughter is usually naughty and can't pull well. She always moves, so she is always scared to move again and give her food. The pumpkin cooked at noon today, her daughter covered her mouth and ran out directly. . . Later, when asked why she ran, she said, "Mom, I was wrong. I will take a good shit in the future, so don't give me shit. "

The night before yesterday, my husband changed his clothes and saw bite marks on his back. What am I talking about? He said he was bitten by his friend's dog. I'll go ~ what kind of dog can bite such a round trace through clothes ~ home and everything, no evidence can not make trouble. Yesterday, my best friend bit me on the back and went home to change clothes in front of him at night ... As a result, he smoked all night without asking me!

On the second day of marriage, my wife sat at the table after eating the rice in the bowl and glanced at my mother from time to time. My mother noticed, and quickly asked her: Have you finished eating? Wife: Hmm! My mother: How about drinking some water? Wife: I'm not thirsty. Mom: Watch TV for a while? Wife: There is no good program! My mother suddenly remembered something: then eat another bowl! Wife: Good!

When I was a freshman, my classmates had dinner together and ordered a plate of fried snails. The landlord ate it for the first time. I said, how should I eat this thing? They said suck it out and eat the meat. I didn't expect my suction to be ok, and I can basically suck it out. After dinner, they said in surprise: Wow! How come your snail is so clean! I took a look at them and found that they didn't eat tails, but only the meat on their heads. I ate them all ... ate them. ...

In literature class, when talking about Four Great Classical Novels, the teacher asked: Which famous book is Four Great Classical Novels Zhong Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing? A buddy got up and answered loudly: Jin Ping Mei ...

A few years ago, a group of our classmates went to other places to catch the last bus home. At the station, a classmate suddenly had something urgent and went to the station toilet. It was a long time before he came out. He said, "Hey, as soon as I squatted down, the toilet light went out. I thought it was voice-activated, so I kept clapping my hands and found that it was still not on. Hey ~ ~ "At this moment, another person came out and complained: There is a BT in it, and I have been applauding.

At school, I would steal a cigarette in the toilet. Every time, there is a classmate watching. One day, classmate A stood guard and saw the head teacher come to the toilet. Because he doesn't smoke, he swaggered out. The class teacher saw him and asked, Did you come to the toilet to smoke again? Classmate A: Absolutely not. Smell it. When he said this, he blew a sigh of relief at the head teacher. At this time, the class teacher said: Fuck, are you eating shit? . .

The sentence about the last straw

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean you can't eat like this. What do you know about knitting except cooking in secret all day? I can't stand you. I have no other thoughts except hating you. What happened to your head?

The sentence about the last straw

First, I can't stand this disgusting monster with three different hair colors. Menstruation is coming, I want to dye my hair! ! !

I can't stand it any longer. I know how, I don't know how, who you won and what you lost. There is no winning or losing in life. Only by going forward and coming to 20xx, I will be fine, and so will my daughter. She will be better than me.

Third, if a person performs well on social media, will people drag you down casually? People must have hacked you because they can't stand hating you and your character and personality. In fact, you were hacked because you were making personal attacks everywhere, and your words always showed unkindness and disrespect to others? I want to ask, in real life, or in your company, do you dare to talk to others in this tone?

Fourth, I feel that I have been forbearing in the company for the last year. When I can't bear it, I can't bear it. When you can't bear it, bear it again from the beginning. The previous 4S shop was not like this. At that time, my temper was explosive. I'm sure I'll fly into a rage when the salespeople don't cooperate with my work. Once I cried in anger and went straight home from work. Now I just have to put up with the word.

There are always some things in life that you can't bear. Don't worry about others at this time, just go all out!

6. I am divorced. On February 23rd, 20xx, he drove my bus because of blatant derailment. I can't stand it. In this life, both husband and wife are very interesting, but no matter what passion you have, you should remember the way home. However, he doesn't remember. Even if I call him back, it won't help, and he won't answer my phone. So I gave up shouting. I sincerely hope that he will apologize, and then I will forgive. I'm really sorry. Punch in, today is the tenth day of divorce. strengthen

Seven, the last straw. I really don't know who has a simple KTV, and they sing KTV every night! ! ! ! ! That's terrible!

8. I can't stand the barbecue shop downstairs next door. I called the public complaint hotline, and I don't know if it will help! I am really desperate. Renting a house is such a bad thing Just 1200 deposit. Am I so reluctant to part with it?

9. I hope those who never change their minds understand that everyone's patience is actually limited. Sometimes, when I can't stand your patience, I will fly into a rage. I hope you can understand that I am not bad-tempered, and I don't want to understand and tolerate you. It's just that when people are disappointed to a certain extent, some words don't want to go on. Those uncomfortable things will really make a person lose all patience and become indifferent.

Ten, once the pressure is high, oral ulcers will recur. I remember that there was a lot of pressure before the middle school entrance examination, so oral ulcers came and went, which was very painful. I have been working overtime last week, so I have a huge ulcer in my mouth, which hurts like hell. It's no use taking multivitamins, but boron ice powder and Italian gum are ineffective for me. I couldn't bear to go to the drugstore and buy a propolis oral mask today. If not, I can't help it. With so many great scientific and technological advances, why can't even cure an oral ulcer?

Eleven, now more and more know that there are some wives in this world that you can't bear to be kind to. There are also old people in this world who don't respect the old people and have no kindness at all, which drives young people crazy.

12. All bullying and fear of hard work should be eliminated. Can you stand to the end of your life or stand up against it? How many people suffer from diseases that shouldn't exist, recall events of a certain period, but don't want to recall.

Thirteen, you are good to others, others may not appreciate it. On the contrary, they take it for granted. So, you have been bullied. Finally, you can't stand it. They think you've changed. They also said everywhere that they don't know why you are so suddenly. In fact, you just know how to respect people more than others. Kindness is synonymous with cowardice in some people's eyes. Good temper is good, but it must be.

14. I don't want to participate in any tearing in any circle in the future, unless the other party hates me enough.

15. Mom said that relatives in the countryside have been observing this old hen for a long time, and they haven't laid eggs for a year, so they couldn't bear to shoot it. After the real click, relatives found that a big egg was brewing in the old hen. The egg is too big to come out for a while. . .

Sixteen, I really can't stand being alone. The running man started to fire as soon as he started recording. Emotional deer is an unlimited credit card. You can swipe anything you want to overdraw in the comments. Have you seen it? Not yet. You don't look. Who are you? . It really makes me sick. Shit, I didn't watch much last season, but I watched this season. Good jb.

Seventeen, due to unavoidable SB reasons, a sister's WeChat was added to the company's marketing department. Then watch her hand out chicken soup in a circle of friends and work overtime every day. Why doesn't Cao Wuxin have the "click" function? I finally couldn't bear to stop her just now.

Eighteen, the baby is hungry and sleepy, crying on one side; I drink yogurt and watch TV. My father comforted the baby with all kinds of exaggerated voices. Finally, my mother couldn't bear it anymore and kicked me off the sofa. At this moment, the baby stopped crying, and it was my turn to cry. The most exciting plot of this TV play was missed.

Nineteen, I don't know where to go first at the station after I refunded my ticket today. I stood by the wall to keep out the wind. A man in his twenties has perfect limbs and holds a piece of paper to prove that he is deaf and dumb. Here is a form to fill in the information. Take a pen and paper and let me fill it out. He ignored him and kept pointing at my shoulder and touching my waist! I didn't have the heart to scold him directly, and then he walked away. He is deaf and dumb, and I want to knock him into a disabled person.

Twenty, people often say: don't always remember hatred, because it will make you live too tired; Be open-minded and generous. I do the same thing, but I often forget the pain after healing the scar. She hurts me again and again, and I forgive her again and again from the bottom of my heart, but who knows that she is even worse! Eleven years, tortured me for eleven years. In fact, she regarded my forbearance as a sign of incompetence and weakness. There is no need to endure it any more, and my practice will stop here. I can no longer have a glimmer of hope and tolerance for this person, and I can no longer bear her harm to me again. To hell with those so-called forbearance.

Twenty-one, fart a lot every day. Today, my husband finally couldn't help it, and I collapsed into another room. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Laughing makes my stomach ache. Uh-huh, ha ha ha ha ha.

Twenty-two, maybe all this is predestined, then admit it, don't struggle, don't refuse, just endure it, the last straw, the worst thing is to endure it from the beginning.

23. Capricorn will endure even if it is hurt or wronged, because they are afraid of quarreling, even more afraid of losing, and only hope that everything will pass silently. But this does not mean that they will forget the pain that others have brought them. They will keep everything in their hearts until one day they can't bear it, and they will leave quietly.

Twenty-four, put up with the barking of dogs for an hour or two, and finally called the property to complain. After that, the world became quiet, sleepy and wanted to cry.

Twenty-five, the chain home is really too bad, unbearable! Jumping up like a fly eating shit and giving up your personality to sell a house is disgusting!

I don't understand people who honk their horns on the bus every morning. You are blind. I can't see the whole car except that you are sleeping. Just for a day or two. Chat every day Your brain doesn't work. When you can't stand it, you may really can't stand it.

27. I don't know why it's been a long time, but all I remember is his kindness. Obviously the last straw to separate me.

28. The emotion accumulated from Saturday finally broke out. Really old. It once exploded at one point, but now it is all the fuse. The last straw!

Twenty-nine, sometimes I really want to swear! I really want to curse once! ! Why are there such people? Why are there such self-righteous people? ! Really don't blame me for doing evil, sometimes it's really unbearable! ! Lao tze want to put down the burden! ! ! !

Thirty, I can't stand qq mobile client. I broke my interest in tribes, didn't pay attention to any tribes, and closed all the reminders I could find. tm little red dot reminded me to swear.

In 2020, I can't bear it, I can bear it again.

1. If you can't bear it, bear it again!

2. A Taoist who doesn't want to be an abbot is not a good Taoist!

3. What RMB should do is to take the road of USD, so that USD has no way to go.

Sleeping means getting up tomorrow ~ ~! !

A good horse doesn't eat grass when he turns around, because there is no grass when he turns around.

6. Life is like taking a shit. Although you try hard, you still get a fart.

7. I know astronomy above, geography below, but I don't know English.

8. Only an ugly woman can say that a man is a playboy, and only an incompetent man can say that a woman is realistic ~ money is the basis of mastering everything.

9.20xx, as a post-80s generation, I am still giggling!

10. Soldiers who don't want to be soldiers are not good soldiers.

1 1. It looks fat, and it's still fat when you take off your clothes!

12. When I was a child, I dreamed of being the owner of the landlord's house. The fertile land is thousands of hectares, and I am ignorant all day long. I'm fine. Take dogs and slaves to the streets to flirt with good families!

13. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

14. Young girls are precious, but young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, they can both be thrown away.

15. I swear I will never swear again!

16. I am short of money and women, but I am not fucking wicked!

17. Stand tall and pee far.

18. Cherish drugs and stay away from life.

19. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.

20. Is there true love? Of course, there are many in TV series.

2 1. Flowers bloom not to fall, but to bloom more brilliantly.

22. Stupid is too smart!

23. Start with your heart.

Legally speaking, a sexual relationship based on money is whoring. If I text you, we will have a "trust" relationship. Although it's only a dime, at least I've fucked you in my life!

25. Although I lied to you, you should believe me!

26. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry to show that you are useless.

27. Haha,,,,, Being alive is the last word.

28. Don't test people, they can't stand the test.

29. In public, I often choose politeness, but in private, I often insult my manners.

30. There are two kinds of men: one is lascivious and the other is very lascivious; There are two kinds of women: one is pure and the other is impure.

3 1. People who are ugly are also special, that is, very ugly. The best among people.

3 1. I am very tired today. I just want to say four words, including what I said before and what I said next.

Before the exam, I thought I knew everything. After the exam, I found that I didn't know anything.

33. It is better to spend money than to spend it.

34. An ugly person is a human being. Because you are ugly, you are a human being.

35. Busy-Busy with your heart, without your heart, you will die …

36. Hate others but burn yourself.

Children who live in fairy tales will die in fairy tales.

38. How much sorrow can there be, just like a group of eunuchs looking at a brothel.

39. If you live, one day your life will burn out, your body will return to the earth and flowers will bloom. The soul becomes a memory and lives in people's hearts forever. Everything in the world goes on, and so does human life.

Unbearable classics. Tell me about it.

The last classic is 1. I want to go to the movies with you and finish a trip for two.

2. Yesterday, omitted. Today, cherish. Tomorrow, fight for it. Yes, insist. Wrong, give up.

3. If life is right, why do pencils need erasers?

Just like breathing, you can't quit just because you need it/

5. Cry at yourself, laugh at yourself and watch yourself make trouble.

6. How many men can you cherish in your life?

The most unforgettable thing is that I have never remembered it and will never forget it.

8. When you are famous, everyone is your friend. When you are not famous, you know who your friends are.

9. We are young and we are straight.

10. This peaceful day of death,

1 1. Do you love me? How much do you love me? Answer me with your conscience, okay?

12. Money can buy truth or illusion.

13. Since you have chosen this road yourself, you should walk it on your knees #

14. I love you more than a thousand words.

15. We never forget the truth, but we are getting better at telling lies.

16. What is more terrible than ghosts is the human heart.

17. People who really love me will never leave me. Even if there are a thousand reasons to give up, they will always find a reason to stick to it. ...

18. Black you just don't want to see the screen names of you and her lover.

19. Men like beautiful faces, while women like sweet words. So women wear makeup and men lie.

I really hope that one day I can sit in a rocking chair with him and wait for death, and enjoy the happiness that spans life and death.

I can't stand the classic talk about personality 2 1. Although they are not as beautiful as fairy tales, I would like to believe them. .

22. I am not interested in ugly men. . . . .

23. If you walk alone, you will be in heat. If you walk with two people, you will be full of passion. If you walk with three people, you commit adultery.

24. When you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

25. perfunctory youth, always thinking too much complaining, only complaining that the reality is too realistic.

So, if love can become an eternal force, I hope I can give you a promise to accompany you forever, even if it is the end of the world.

27. If men and women don't give and receive, how can there be hundreds of millions of people in China?

28. The world, from the moment it was born, there were many rumors about its demise, but it was still strong and experienced hundreds of millions of spring and summer with solar coefficient.

29. Twitter, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane are you flying? What fighter are you flying? .

30. You don't have to be invisible as soon as you see me online. Don't worry. I won't haunt you.

3 1. There are only two kinds of people who smoke, one is a heavy-hearted person and the other is a person who likes to pretend to be forced.

32. Happiness is just an excuse to laugh and cry for the wound; Happiness just wants happiness to have a reason to live.

33. You don't have to walk alone on the road you choose. There are thousands of people in Qian Qian who will accompany you.

34. I don't want to play hide and seek. I want to be myself! !

35. He said; You will find a better person. I said; I won't be so nice to someone again.

36. Meeting the right person at the right time is a fairy tale; Meeting the right person at the wrong time is called youth.

37. You think you are the sun and follow you around.

38. Pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shamelessness is eternal.

39. Women in love are obedient bitches.

40. It's not that I don't understand. The world is changing rapidly.

I can't stand the classic story 1. What is husband and wife? Love for a lifetime, quarrel for a lifetime, endure for a lifetime, this is husband and wife. What is home? Home is a bittersweet nest where husband and wife run and weave dreams. Home is not a simple concept, sociologists say, home is the smallest cell of society; Marriage experts say that home is a world of two people who are dependent on each other; The author said that there were a group of pigs under Bao Gai.

2. Remember to be patient when life is in adversity. The most hurtful words come from the gentlest mouth. Love, when you come, I believe you won't leave. When you leave, you can't pretend that you have never been here. The origin is the beginning of the story, and the ending is the end of the story. It's just how much time and energy you spent to finish this story.

3. Life is a challenge, but it is not a challenge to others' patience, success or the bottom line. It is a kind of self-challenge, challenging self-narrowness, jealousy, cowardice, laziness, etc., because these bad factors in self-character lead to many disasters in our life.

4. Loss can nourish morality, and patience can nourish the soul. If one day, things that move your heart can no longer touch you, things that make you angry can no longer irritate you, and things that make you sad can no longer make you cry, you will know what this time and life have given you and what you have paid for your growth.

5. Love is patient and kind; Love is not jealousy; Love is not boasting, not puffed up, and not doing shy things. I don't seek my own benefits, I don't get angry easily, I don't count others' evil, I don't like injustice, I just like truth. Everything is tolerant, everything is believed, everything is expected, and everything is patient. That kind of lightness after drunkenness, that kind of pure happiness, has become a clear scenery on the road of life, warm and moving.

6. A person's patience is limited, and sadness is enough. Many hardships in life, let us learn to bear, learn to take responsibility, learn to stand up in tears, learn to light up personality in perseverance. Life has always been ups and downs, and fate has always been ups and downs. Because of twists and turns and stories, our life will be wonderful.

7. Patience is a state of mind and wisdom. Missed the amorous feelings of spring, we will also welcome frogs and cicadas in summer; After missing the quiet beauty of autumn leaves, we will also welcome the swaying snowflakes in winter. As long as you keep a quiet heart, you can listen to the mountains and rivers leisurely and bloom all over the clothes in the red dust.

8. Learning to be patient is often more valuable than being strong. People passing by, scenery along the way, different feelings, unparalleled mood, only oneself know best. Pain, laughter, injury, helplessness, relief, the last trace of life, deep or shallow, in short, has passed, the future remains to be continued, and we are still growing.

Everything needs persistence, patience and hard work. Through spring, summer, autumn and winter, we understand the cycle of seasons. After yesterday, today and tomorrow, we will understand the value of life. The four seasons can be reincarnated, and there will be next year when the flowers bloom and next year when the snow melts. In the course of life, yesterday has passed, today is, and tomorrow will be what you want.

10, it takes courage to move forward, patience to retreat, wisdom to bow, and ability to let go. All foundations are fixed, all fixings are changeable, and the fixity of human heart will be eternal. There are always endless words, everything is passed around, many words surround them, many people and things get together and combine their own lives.

1 1. There is satisfaction, patience, giving and waiting in love. Love is a sudden increase in the heartbeat when you first meet, and you still miss it. When you are displaced, it is still with you. Love is a promise and a feast. Love is sometimes the greatest reward for life.

12, eight key words in life: patience: not cowardice. Give up: Nothing can't be given up except life. Stress: Think about it and you will be in heaven. Open-minded: Life itself is happiness. Persistence: Waiting for spring when dead leaves are dying. Indulgence: Self-control is a lifelong course. Gratitude: knowing that reward is a valuable character. Soothing: Give your heart to the breeze.

13, remember to be patient in adversity. To be a man, you should learn to be confident but not arrogant, decisive but not arbitrary, self-respecting but not conceited, rigorous but not stiff, content but not satisfied, ordinary but not mediocre, easy-going but not casual, relaxed but not indulgent, serious but not serious.

14, restraint is a will, an experience, and a beauty of moderation and patience. Anyone who does something and achieves greater success must be a restrained person. A man with strong restraint is often a strong man in life and the master of his own destiny. Your body travels around the world as much as possible, and your mood can fluctuate in the world of mortals. The key is that your spirit must have a quiet core.

15, no matter whether life is bitter or sweet, we must always adapt and endure. The biggest obstacle in life is to turn prejudice into experience. The process of life is the process of knowing life. The attitude of life is to respect it, use it, open it up, not ignore it, not delay it, not lack it.