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Funny quotes about about to collapse

1. Dad, it’s not me staying in bed, it’s the quilt that’s sick. I have to stay in bed to take care of it.

2. The blood of the academic master hidden in my body, I order you in the name of the academic scumbag to lift the seal.

3. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes.

4. A song of anxiety has given many tone-deaf children confidence.

5. I like watching Naruto because every episode a village of Japanese people die.

6. Cherish everyone around you, because looking back at someone who broke his neck in the past life is the exchange for our meeting in this life.

7. Gold always shines, mirrors always reflect, and *** is best to die.

8. When others praise me, I worry, worrying that others do not praise me enough.

9. A charming smile is for beauty, and a beauty smiles for money.

10. I don’t have nothing, I am still sick.