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It is so hot in June. Tell me about it.
1, the weather is so hot that it seems that a little spark will cause an explosion.
It's so hot that we will meet sooner or later.
From today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!
4. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket?
5. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I got up silently and covered my roommate with a quilt.
6. Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances!
7. I can finally steam a sauna for free. 8. The sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.
9. The sun is like a big stove, scorching the earth. Even the air is hot, and people sweat when they move.
10, Ye Si Iraqis, insomnia?
1 1, this damn weather, I don't know when it will rain.
12, beating you is not naive! It's very hot! !
13, the weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.
14. The cicada cries tirelessly, which brings a kind of summer irritability. Without a breath of wind, the earth is like a steamer.
15, high branches stop, low grass flowers sleep. Cats and dogs are breathing behind the wall, and birds and trees are spinning at the bottom. Good at walking and sitting day by day, sleepy and annoying all night. Suspected into the old gentleman's furnace, it seems to be near the flaming mountain.
16, so hot, so hot, can you lend me 10 yuan to buy popsicles?
17, it's so hot, eat a cold dish while it's hot!
18, I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.
19, you said, don't dress so conservatively in such a hot day!
20. It was so hot that I banged on the wall crazily. Since then, my home has become a single room.
2 1, going out to eat at noon is really a difference between life and death!
22. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.
23. Oh, my God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!
24, after these days, high temperature? Roast inflammation? I was invisible in the dark and didn't show my teeth.
25. Walking on the road, the oncoming wind hits like a heat wave.
26. This mat, you must be a spy sent by the electric blanket.
27. The practice dropped all over the floor and immediately evaporated. 28. Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first, save your mother first and let me cool off in the water.
29. It's so hot recently that I didn't eat well.
I really appreciate it. I really don't know how to live without your cold violence on such a hot day.
3 1. Our cornfield has almost become a popcorn field.
32. Every cell of mine needs air conditioning.
There is not a cloud in the sky. There is no wind in the scorching sun overhead. All the trees stood there listlessly.
34. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!
35, this weather, Lori has become? Mature woman? Yes
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