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Humorous sentences that tease life

1. If I treat you like you treat me, I'm afraid you have left, regardless of family, friendship and love. If you were me, you might not be as generous as me.

Second, when I was a child, I thought wine was bitter. Why do adults still drink so much? When I grow up, I find that wine is really much sweeter than life.

Third, apart from birth, illness and death, there are very few really important things in life. There is no need to be sad about trifles, and there is no need to argue with villains. Remember to be nice to yourself.

Fourth, everything that makes a person grow up is lonely. So the word "grow up" doesn't even have a radical capital.

The more you grow up, the more you understand a truth. The more insincere, the more superficial. The more sincere, the more restrained. There's no need to express it.

6. When I live the best life, I am alone. The money is gone, and it is earned back. My friend left and I did it again. When love was broken, I found it again Remember that we were born with nothing.

Growth is never an instant thing, but after swallowing all the ups and downs that life has given you, you finally have that quiet determination.

Eight, when we were young, we danced together, because who was in love or because we were lonely; After the vicissitudes of life, why do we prefer to be strangers when we are as lonely as ever? -Xi Murong's Youth Without Complaints

Nine, people like me who eat soft and don't eat hard are naturally spoiled. If you yell at me, I'll yell back. However, if you treat me mainly, I will become very good and depend on you like a cat.

Ten, adult life, except getting fat and losing hair, nothing is easy.

Eleven, no matter how good you are, some people will despise you, and no matter how unbearable you are, some people will treat you like life. So don't show off in an ostentatious manner when you are awesome, and don't degenerate when you are down and out.

When you are in a hurry to explain yourself, remind yourself: wait ten seconds. Maybe in ten seconds, you will realize whether it is worth it.

Thirteen, we always try to comfort others like wise men, but torture ourselves like fools. Most of the time, we can't get past you by ourselves.

Fourteen, some should be picked up and some should be discarded. Because, only when it's over will the beginning begin.

Fifteen, there is always a little hope in life, which can be a movie, a TV series, a courier on the road, and a person you like. In this way, life doesn't seem so bad.

16. Take all the good and bad, and don't tell others everything. There is really no empathy in this world, so you can only know yourself.