Super funny copywriting

1. What's wrong with being ugly? As long as I don't look in the mirror, it's not me who is disgusting.

2. Why do mobile phones need high pixels? Do you think you are ugly enough?

Taking a math exam is like a doctor operating on a dying patient. Anyway, the first sentence is I tried my best.

Who says you have no perseverance? You have been single several times.

Ten years?

5. Boys ignore you when playing LOL, not necessarily because they care about you, but also because they are waiting for resurrection.

There are two things that young people can't touch: idolizing the glory of the king. The more you touch them, the more interesting it is to be alone.

7. I always treat money like dirt, and anyone who wants money treats me like dirt.

8. What kind of man do you like? I like men who are radiant when they smile. Do you mean Tathagata?

Time will make you understand that you can't wait for anything except take-away, bus and express delivery.

10. Others are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I'm amazing. I fry, cook and eat everything.

1 1. It is said that this is a rule. If you go out dressed up, you will never meet someone you like or hate. When you go out disheveled, you will always meet people you like or hate.

Twelve. "Why do the basic names of immortals in the sky have a fairy word, but the dragon king in the sea doesn't?" "Maybe he thinks the name Hai Xian is not too domineering."

Thirteen. Like you, you are poor.

Erbai will marry you, too. If you don't like you, your billionaire will marry you.

14. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

15. what do you think is the most painful sentence for fat people? God replied: A few months? Will become warped

Jiro? Did someone else help you put on your socks?

What's it like to be in love with an immature man? I always feel that the gender is reversed.

17. My girlfriend wants to break up with me. In order to save this relationship, I sent her plain photo to my circle of friends. Sure enough, she not only took the initiative to contact me, but also vowed to say to me: "I am not finished with you!" "

My ex is divorcing her husband because of domestic violence. As soon as I heard the news, I became nervous. I immediately stopped what I was doing, bought a high-speed rail ticket and rushed to her city. After getting off the bus, I immediately rushed to an upscale restaurant and ordered a bunch of delicious food. Then I ordered a full set of red wine, took a taxi to her house, squatted under her windowsill, and ate it with relish while listening to her screams.

19. I gradually understand that the more ordinary-looking girls are, the more amiable they are. And those beautiful girls ignored me at all.

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Finished the exam with Tenuto.

After being questioned by my parents, my father kicked me first: what a disappointing thing! Mom went on to say, you were kicked by a donkey by that score.

The woman next door seems to finally realize the importance of finding a boyfriend, because her signature has been changed to: Actually, it is very important to have a boyfriend. At least when the water pipe bursts at home, you can hand me a wrench.

22. How do martial arts masters identify murderous look? A: Background music.

Twenty-three When I caught up with her, I felt that I had finally cheated her, but after getting along, I always felt that I was on a thief boat.

24. "where?

Eight words. Can make men rain or shine! A phone call will arrive! "Come, drink, all women! "