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I want to laugh when I hear it.

1, not every sentence of sorry can get a sentence of indifference.

Gossip is the monosodium glutamate of ordinary life, which regulates everyone's taste.

3. Beauty can only provide eyes for others, but it may not bring happiness.

Without you, the sky is so blue, the grass is so green, and even the mental derangement has become smart!

In public, I often choose politeness, but in private, I often insult my manners.

6. dream of eating spaghetti last night, and the next day I found my shoelaces missing.

7. Do two things every day: don't want to sleep at night and don't want to think in the morning.

8. Why don't you always say something and keep it in your heart? A: "I want to expand my chest!"

9. The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

10, you have me in your eyes and a pig in my eyes.

1 1. Now all cats and dogs dare to call themselves teachers, don't they, Ceng Laoshi?

12, in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one.

13, please cherish the thin people around you, because if a gust of wind blows one day, they will be blown away.

14, something that makes you sad, you will say it with a smile one day.

15, the most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dreams, but the process of sticking to your dreams.

16, infinitely close to your ideal appearance is the best thing I have ever done.

17, all women's nagging is just to get a word of concern from men.

18, friends speak ill of you in front of you, and fake good people speak ill of you behind your back.

19. Happier, safer and happier.

Perhaps isolation is the best way for me to protect myself.

2 1, the heart is so big, but you, however, account for two-thirds. ...

Don't tell the pain easily. Some people are just watching jokes.

23. My heart is wandering and I can't find the other side. When I am tired, I will sing a love song to miss you.

24. Who knows what it feels like to like but not be together?

25. Don't do something that you regret. If you do, do what others regret.

26. You grew up without cover and lack of love. Tie a hemp rope around your waist to cover your head.

27. Actually, I am also a fairy, but I didn't grasp it when I came down, and my face landed first.

28. Being in a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

29. Your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.

30. Is there such a person around you who is happy when you are angry?

3 1, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few words of Chinese.

A faint word has broken the vicissitudes of life.

1, live, you cherish the work, you cherish the people, they cherish you, life is worth living. There are always other disturbances in the world of mortals, and those noises are not important.

2. If it really isn't you in the end. After so many ups and downs, we have to part in the end. If the story is over, there are others around us. If memories, promises and determination to fall in love become insignificant in the face of reality. No matter what happens in the future, no matter how it ends. Now I still want persistent love. We wait for our last, last, last together.

3. Friends are people who are easy to forget when you are happy. Is the first person you want to find when you are in pain; Even if I helped you, you don't have to say thank you; Is a person who doesn't have to feel guilty after being disturbed; Is a person who is never demanding of you; Is someone you don't have to watch out for; You failed in Maicheng and didn't show special respect to you. You are a person who has been promoted step by step and never changed your name.

4. A jealous person needs to endure four kinds of pain: because he loves jealousy, he blames himself, because he is worried that jealousy will harm others, and because he is willing to degenerate. Therefore, he suffers from being left out, being aggressive, being crazy and being too mediocre.

People who cling to the past can't achieve the future. The only thing that won't change in this world is that it changes all the time. You must believe in the power of time, so please get out of the past as soon as possible, let go of the past and sum up the past instead of thinking about going back to the past all day. The past means nothing to you. Look up at the rugged road ahead and move on.

6, a thing, if you want it too much, you will see it very big, even big enough to become the whole world, occupying all your thoughts. My suggestion is that whether you get what you want or not, you should jump out of it in time and really see its real position in the whole world, that is, its insignificance in infinite time and space. If you get it, you won't get carried away, and if you don't get it, you won't suffer. week

7. People who are content are the happiest. Contented people are always happy, and contented people don't dream; Be content, don't be too ambitious; Contentment will be quiet and calm; Contentment means not being greedy, extravagant or extortionate. Worry-free food and clothing is bliss; Happiness lies in contentment, and there is no disease or disaster. If you are not satisfied with everything now, you will not be happy even if you have the whole world.

8. Life is sometimes depressing. We always care about what others say, dare not do what we like, pursue the person we want to love, and are afraid of being overwhelmed by gossip. In fact, no one really cares what you think. Don't overestimate your position in the eyes of others. It doesn't matter if you are gossiped or misunderstood by others. Who doesn't talk about others, who doesn't talk about the people behind you, you live in the eyes of others and get lost in your own heart.

9. Some things can only be told to yourself, and some secrets can only be told to friends. Some pains can only be endured silently, but you should save yourself. No one can share the real pain with you. You can only change it from one shoulder to the other.

You will never be alone. Because, there must be a person in this world who is trying to come to you.

1 1. Dreams are the outlet of the soul. People who have dreams are never old. Besides dreams, what else can we use to fight against the passage of time?

12, hold hands, don't say goodbye.

13, every road has its reasons for having to trudge like that. Every road to go has its own direction to choose.

14, the best friend is often: can help you in adversity, can hurt you in prosperity.

15, although you turned away after listening to my confession, I don't regret my confession, I am worthy of my own mind. Although you may want to push me away, it doesn't matter. My feelings for you are my own business. I didn't ask you to respond. City hunter

16, life is like this, trouble, trouble, freedom, limited; Looking back from a distance, it is also vivid and beautiful; There are people you love and love, things you like and things you need to do, people who care about you and people you care about; A person's life is short, so make yourself healthy, happy and happy, and get drunk occasionally.

17, when we came to this world, everyone was carrying an empty basket. People's life is the process of constantly putting things into their own baskets. If you have it, you will think more, be insatiable and insatiable. It is sad to live only by addition. Stay away from fame and fortune, look down on success or failure, it doesn't matter, just doing subtraction. Subtract excess material, extravagant desires and spiritual burdens. Add and subtract together, and the journey of life is infinite.

18, the more right you do, the more people talk about you behind your back. The better you live, the more people laugh at you behind your back. The stronger you become, the more people will attack you from behind. The more beautiful you are, the more people laugh at you behind your back. But what does it matter? As long as my family and my lover can be happy every day. What happened behind, even if I knew it clearly, I couldn't hear it clearly!

19, along the way, I still missed a lot of fate, and what I owned was gradually lost. Not because I don't know how to cherish, but because some fate is doomed. Come as dew, go as electricity. After all, it is a moment of youth.

20. When you want to talk to someone, you find that there are some things you can't tell others, some things you don't have to tell others, some things you can't tell others at all, and some things you will regret immediately even if you tell others. Then the best way is to calm down, and only oneself can really calm down.

2 1, the long road you think will never end may actually be a short bridge with a head and a tail; And a small bridge that you think you can tear down in the future may be a long road that you can't walk all your life.

22. Where you are happy, your heart is safe; Do my best and let nature take its course.

23. When defining your own value, don't increase the price because of the pursuit of others, don't depreciate with the outside world, and don't drown in those illusory praises or criticisms. Someone praises you, mostly asking you for something; Some people slander you, mostly out of malice. The sorrow of human nature lies in being good at listening to flattery and often not listening to harsh advice; Is to be praised, secretly pleased, and vilified. You are you, and no one can change you.

24. Some people dare not love casually after they have seriously loved once, because they are afraid of repeating the same mistakes, hurting their feelings and making their hearts more tired. Therefore, we all lost the ability to love deeply.

25. Love is to appreciate life, affirm the meaning of existence, project unique desires on unique partners, see clearly their limitations, weaknesses and the true face of human nature, learn from them, realize the significance of visiting this life, and learn to be self-perfect and grateful from the process of giving. The most important meaning of love is to cultivate yourself and let yourself grow up with each other.

26. Open your eyes to see through the beauty of the world and close your eyes to eliminate the helplessness of the world. The world has always been beautiful and ugly. We can't fundamentally change them, but we can choose near or far. Sunlight needs to penetrate the haze, and stars are always embedded in the night sky. Don't doubt the arrival of sunshine because of haze, and don't give up looking for starlight because of darkness. Beauty and ugliness are all there, one feels with heart and the other melts with tolerance.

27. Eat and drink in time and enjoy everything God has given you. Never listen to embarrassing words, never meet ugly people, or do hard things and fall in love with people you shouldn't love.

A faint sad word at night. We'll talk at night.

1, a person's life can't be smooth sailing, there will always be something to spread. The loss of money is a trivial matter, and it will be earned back sooner or later. I'm afraid people will stay in the pit and get out, and lose their confidence, dreams and good qualities. That's the deadliest.

The grievances of strangers are all vented on their lovers. This is wrong and needs to be changed.

One day you will understand that when you accept the good and evil in this world with a more tolerant and broad mind, then the world will contain everything you have in an unprecedented way, including your gains and losses, your regrets and your misses. And that time is the real growth, and we can finally become different and better ourselves. When you stand in happiness again and look back, it's just a false alarm. There are only two possibilities of disappointment: choosing the wrong person or having unexpected expectations.

4. Really not forever. In life, there are obviously many things that we have the opportunity to do, but we put them off day by day. When we wanted to do it, we found that the opportunity was missed. In life, we obviously have a lot to say, but we want to talk about it later. When we want to say it, we find it unnecessary to say it. In life, there is obviously a lot of love, and we have the opportunity to grasp it, but we don't care. When we want to love, it is too late.

A woman who can relax a man is a good woman, and a man who can satisfy a woman is a good man.

6. Love is a gamble. Gamblers take the future years as chips and bet on the happy time in the distance.

7. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it. Because of true love, please allow me a little greed.

8. Cherish all the people and things in front of you. Time flies. Seize today and don't think about what you can't get. Forget the past, dream back in the middle of the night, turn around and go back to sleep when you have memories.

9. True love is not necessarily the perfect match in the eyes of others, but the mutual harmony in the hearts of people who love each other.

10, useless things, cheaper again; Don't depend on people you don't love, no matter how lonely they are.

1 1. Hugs are really beautiful. Although two hearts are close together, they can't see each other's faces.

12. If you let a person know yourself too well, it will become your fatal weakness and make you vulnerable.

13, dear, I will never get tired of being your washing machine; As your credit card, I will never overdraw; Be your friend, I am the anti-fall type; As your husband, I will never change my mind.

14, love will end when it is about to end. At that time, you didn't want to end it.

15, the four most useless things in the emotional world: regret after breaking up, care after not loving, kindness with high self-esteem and low IQ.

16, I once had you, and it hurts to think about it.

17, always looking forward to our meeting again, saying a strong oath, but I don't know that no one can compare with time. Never gamble on time, we can't afford it. No matter how long it takes, it is limited. In this world, there is no eternity.

18, don't wait forever, I really can't afford it. If you really want to be forever, then the so-called forever is today, that is, every hour and every second we spend. Never far away. In fact, it's just a moment, the blink of an eye, the moment when the leaves leave the tree, and the moment when the cheetah flies over the grassland. Treasure your eyes. It's better to keep in touch with each other often than never forget it. Maybe a little greeting from you will make the other person unforgettable.

19, your heart is full, you can't see the beauty, but you are easily hurt by other people's rhetoric; Any unfounded opinion will affect your actions, and occasionally you will be in high spirits when you see the passion of others. You are also afraid to think twice and wander around, but if you are determined to escape to the loneliness of thinking, you will feel ignorant. Your heart is full until your mind is empty.

20. What can be lifted and put down is called weight lifting, and what can be lifted and put down is called load bearing. Unfortunately, most people's love is heavy.

2 1, love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured one is always unwilling to let go!

22, like a person, every time you meet, it is like reunion after a long separation.

23. All parting will be without reason. People's heart slowly turns from hot to cold in every disappointment, despair accumulates in every disappointment, and love is consumed by ungrateful people. -Regret dreaming

24. The past is gone forever, and what comes back is no longer perfect.

25, contentment is contentment, contentment is not happiness. Contentment is nothing to do.

If you feel tired, the best way is to make yourself more tired. Only when you are completely tired can you get rid of it.

27. Time runs counter to memory. Memory is sent into nothingness, beginning with no beginning and no end.

28. Life is not easy for anyone. If you live outside, everyone has tears. Don't give up easily even if you encounter setbacks. Even if people are hurt and their hearts are hit, don't deliberately retaliate. Because giving up means giving in, and revenge means you are still jealous. People are often tired when they are tired, and they often cry when they are tired. People who are tired in life are half themselves and half life. Life is not for opposition, and life is not for struggle. Look at your heart, you can figure it out, change your feelings, and everyone will understand. Understanding can make you feel at ease, and tolerance can make you broad-minded. In this world, mistakes will inevitably occur, people will inevitably be wronged, and people will inevitably misunderstand and make irresponsible remarks.

A beautiful and sad mood, a touch of sadness, a touch of sadness, a touch of memories.

One is to hide in a certain time and miss the palmprint for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry. Years passed through my fingers, and I felt my star slowly falling from the orbit.

Second, women, like flowers, need the nourishment of love, but it is not good to have too much flower fat. Being lovelorn is conducive to regulating fertilizer absorption, so as to turn it into flower mud to protect flowers when necessary in the future. Failure is the mother of success, which makes people feel at peace between gains and losses. Without care, they can cultivate success automatically, and there is no need to ask for it. How can you suffer if you don't ask for it?

Third, warmth, confusion, delusion, infatuation, sadness,

Fourth, a touch of sadness, a touch of sadness, a touch of memories.

People who are lovelorn are the most lonely, so they are bored. They have to concentrate on piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, film and magazines, and unconsciously their self-cultivation and petty bourgeoisie sentiment have been cultivated and improved. People who are lovelorn are the least lonely. Thinking about your lovelorn every day is a kind of self-torture, so you must think positive questions and become a philosophical expert unconsciously.

Sixth, farewell, once everything.

Seven, memories hurt reality.

Eight, confused heart, yellow season, created a lonely, lonely us.

Nine, lonely night, I was drunk alone.

Ten, the moonlit night is no longer gentle, and the quiet night leaves a faint memory.

Eleven, things are unpredictable.

12. I didn't have it in the past, I don't have it now, and I won't have it in the future.

Thirteen, when you really want to forget someone, that person has been engraved in your heart. As time goes by, we forget that we once loved a person without hesitation, forgot her cuteness, and forgot everything she did for me. When I face the sea, others are in full bloom in spring. When I want to die with the sea, it first becomes the waiting dead sea, which is the first ancient life. Waiting is the most humble term in the world.

Fourteen, lovelorn people are generally unhappy, and many people will take this opportunity to have a big meal or drown their sorrows in wine. Food and wine at present, the unhappy ones are idiots. Why are you unhappy?

15. Only you know what's on your mind and what's on your mind best.

Sixteen, double phonetic symbols, laugh at memories. Trying to erase it in any way. When I was old, I never met the pain you gave me. It is the helplessness of things and people, the helplessness that time flies, and the helplessness that is cherished late.

Seventeen, cold and cheerless lights, cold and cheerless old streets, cold and cheerless people and things.

Eighteen, let her go, but don't let yourself go. Talking to loneliness, I just don't want to believe that I have left.

Nineteen, memory can not resist the passage of time and sleep.

Twenty, life has five flavors, ups and downs. Lovelorn is just one of them. Do you eat bitter coptis again? How many times do you eat Rhizoma Coptidis in your life? When people reach a certain age, they will take the initiative to immunize. Why not feel sad while they still have feelings? Emotional frustration is also a kind of frustration, which can temper your will and strengthen yourself. This will be a great responsibility for Sri Lanka, so prepare yourself first.