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Talk to your boyfriend about domineering.

1, find a windy day to see you and blow me into your arms.

2, a few beers, two lines of nonsense, if you listen carefully, every word is I miss you.

I practiced smiling and talking for thousands of times, but when I saw you, I didn't know what I meant. Well, I miss you very much and like you very much.

4. Sleeping is also you, waking is also you, pervasive is also you, eating misses you, walking misses you, and looking through the autumn water is still you.

5. I am full of wine and food, and you are around. This is the best life I can think of.

6. How can there be so many predestinations in this world? It's just hard work to get to know each other and fall in love.

7, you don't worry, you read your book first, I also go to see my movie, one day, we will nest together, read the same book, watch the same movie.

8. Give you sugar, give you seeds of love, give you love, give you love.

9. Don't be a rose, be a weed in your heart. A little humidity will grow wildly, burn and blow.

10, for you, it's the kind that you like from the bottom of your heart and cry when others get a little close.

1 1. You flew into my heart like a jet plane.

Simple goodnight quotation: Those who make you laugh will also make you cry.

1, listen more and talk less, accept everyone's blame, but reserve your final decision.

The only thing that can be predicted in life is that things are unpredictable.

The quality of life is not directly proportional to the time when we come to this world, but to the happiness we enjoy.

4. Pay attention to personal brand: be a person and do things from the heart, not pretentious, not exaggerated, not deceiving, not following the rules. Waiting for death, always thinking about yourself, gossip is not aimed at people, and a gentleman is cautious.

The more intimate a person is with books, the more deeply he feels the unity of life, because his personality has changed: he not only observes with his own eyes, but also observes with countless spiritual eyes. Thanks to their noble help, he will travel around the world with love and sympathy. Zweig

6. Don't be disappointed in the world, grass will grow in a hundred paces.

7. A wise man will never change his current life track for the past. Every time they encounter unhappiness, they can quickly correct their life direction, dust off their past unhappiness and greet the next moment optimistically. So no matter what you have experienced in the past, you should try to forget it and leave the power of life to the present.

8. Threats and reprimands are emotional violence. When someone uses emotional violence against you, bravely say no and ask him to leave.

9. In many hesitations, you did one thing right, that is, go on the road bravely and don't wander in many hypothetical frameworks. That is a big hurdle in life. You made a correct choice, that is, try again and not be afraid of all new things.

10, physical injury will make people chilling, and verbal injury will make people heartbroken.

1 1. In the past, when I was in pain and sad, I would cry, write a diary of thousands of words, and send a text message to someone saying that it was your fault that I became like this. Now, I will only squeeze out a perfunctory smile and say that I am fine.

12, love can be less realistic, after be lovelorn, but it must be realistic. It's all over, each has its own way to the end of the world, no matter how reluctant you are, let go.

13, be sure to find an opportunity to go to a place where no one knows you, cares about you or asks you. No one knows you, it is the best time for you to start to know yourself; Nobody cares about you. This is your best chance to start taking care of yourself. Nobody asks you, so you have room to examine your real needs.

14, if you get married with a casual and casual attitude, then the best way is to have a casual and casual attitude all your life. You can't just marry him and seriously hope to be loved.

15, you may love someone deeply, but you don't want to be with him forever. Because the time together is too long and too heavy, it will exhaust the deep love. The depth of fate is not determined by time. Some people think that waiting for a lifetime is just an empty joy at the moment of rolling your eyes. The so-called fate is that you can seize it as long as you work hard once in your life.

16, truly confident people are not afraid to expose their shortcomings, let alone admit their ugliness. Trying to cover up and whitewash is really a sign of self-distrust.

17, you never cook until later; From the beginning, a person's life at a loss has been in order now; From not used to parting at all to final peace; From being too crazy in love to being cautious now. In this irreversible process, we can only move forward and become another person. This person may be mature or struggling. I just hope you can be yourself that you don't hate. Lu sihao

18, because I cherish some people too much, I carefully keep a safe distance. Keep the clouds light, enjoy the intimacy like honey juice, sacrifice a lot of in-depth communication, and miss the spark of escaping the smell of gunpowder.

19, any woman who is too hard to please actually deprives the other person of the pleasure she has paid for you, because you are so amazing that there seems to be a man missing from your life.

20. I have been looking forward to being in the same city with you. Once upon a time, now and in the future, I have been so extravagant. Even if there is no news, there is always a chance to pass by in the same city.

2 1, love is two people's eternal life, not one person's wishful thinking.

22. The only person who can make you miserable is the one who can make you happy. Those who make you laugh also make you cry.

23. Life is not perfect, but it doesn't mean it is not beautiful. Look more at the beautiful parts of our own lives, otherwise, we will always have other people's lives that we can't envy.

24. A person's life is like walking in fog. From a distance, it's just a blur, and you can't tell the direction from good or bad. However, when you summon up courage, put down your fears and doubts and move forward step by step, you will find that you can see the next step clearly with each step. Go ahead, don't stand in the distance and watch! You can find your direction.

25. Love is not to quench thirst. Anyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

26. Some people are thinking about someone, some people are waiting for someone, and some people are sensitive to rejecting anyone, or they are used to someone. I can't tell whether you are a friendship or a missed love.

27. Some people watch it all their lives, but ignore it all their lives; Some people look at you, but miss you all their lives.

28. After many years, I don't remember why I was confused and persistent when I was young. Youth is to make you laugh and give you inexplicable pain.

29. The past was a good place to go, but it was definitely not a place to stay for a long time.

30. We are not afraid to beat ourselves yesterday, because some ideas are bound to change in the process of growing up. Change is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you only know how to choose good and be stubborn. Finally, you find that good is really like water, and the opposite is not necessarily evil. You are stubborn.

The girls in Seeds of Love talk about it.

The girls in Seeds of Love talk about it.

First, until I saw the winery, I thought the singularity was actually ok. I don't think this is obscene or excessive. Speaking of which, he gave Andy more patience. Now everyone in this society is a 30-year-old adult, waiting for a girl who doesn't like or reject kindness, and is as tardy and melodramatic as 18 love seeds, and that's all.

Second, I saved it because of you. Do you think there will be a little girl who has a crush on you in Seeds of Love?

Thirdly, when every girl is in love, she will like a boy like Huai Yu. With adoring eyes, she felt that he was omnipotent, got good grades, was handsome in playing basketball, was particularly serious at work and smiled so warmly. When he came over, bilngbilng took the light and time passed, only to know that he was an ordinary man and had disappeared from the crowd in the polishing of reality. But at that time, he really liked it. He thought he was unique.

4. Now I don't like the little girl in "Seeds of Love". I don't have the feeling of expecting love.

5. In my dream, I woven a love story from my schooldays. The girl's role in The Seeds of Love is shy, while the boy is active, devoted, careful and gentle. Love goes in and out, and harmony has misunderstandings. This story has a beginning and an end. The beauty of student days and the beauty of love are all gathered in one story, but everything in the dream is in the dream!

6. Those who are late will eventually arrive. In the evening, three high school girls in the carriage told the story that "Seeds of Love" is no longer on campus, but it can evoke the desire of other people who are gradually leaving. That monotonous but somewhat beautiful day is Lolita rising outside the window.

Seven, life will always experience some extraordinary things, I met her in the high school "Seeds of Love", an unforgettable girl. An accidental meeting gave me a number in my heart. What I look forward to most every week is going out to eat with her. It was a wonderful time. After four years of long-distance love, I finally lost to long-distance love. In my best time, thank you for appearing in my world and feeling you.

Eight, I didn't read ordinary high school, I thought of junior high school. I don't like others since junior high school. You are the only person I really like. After all these years, you should have a girl who lets you sow the seeds of love in high school. I just want to see you now. I just want to say it's been a long time.

Nine, after watching my girlhood, I shed tears while watching it, which is still unstoppable! In fact, every girl has a girlish heart. When she was in Seeds of Love, she had someone she liked. She keeps paying attention to ta, collecting all kinds of things she likes, getting closer and closer to ta, or ta just likes you, or ta already belongs to someone else! No matter what the result is, these are good memories in the future ~ no regrets, no youth!

In fact, I hate men who are having an affair with girls. Like it, like it, or confess or secretly love it. If they don't like it, they don't like it. Just keep your distance. It is the girls in Seeds of Love who are often hurt by this kind of thing. They have unrealistic fantasies because of the temporary warmth, and finally they can only hide under the covers and cry.

Eleven, my girlhood is absolutely, every man has a heart, and every woman has a heart. Although it is not a bridge that girls can experience, it deeply touches the hearts of girls and makes Seeds of Love feel hazy. Good youth, good memories and good love. Why don't you watch it with people who have been through girlhood together? There are all kinds of crying girls in the cinema. PS: Today the sky is beautiful and the lunch is delicious. Nice weekend.

Twelve, girls look at boys, boys will bow their heads and blush, girls will cover their mouths and secretly laugh. The age of the seed of love is really good, and liking a person can be expressed so beautifully.

Thirteen, once I was a little girl in "Seeds of Love", I would love my house and my dog because of the person I like, I would be embarrassed all day because of his words, and I would blush for a long time because of his actions. But now I have gradually matured, or I have lost the impulse of my girlhood. When I meet someone I like, I will appreciate it for a minute or two, and then I will forget it, so I gradually don't need a boyfriend.

It is said that when you think of the girl who made you in The Seeds of Love, she smells of fragrant washing powder ~ I like you to tell me your story best, as if listening to a wise man share my life beyond my reach. Everyone seems to have a story, but you have a language and voice that others don't have. Great!

Fifteen, it seems easy to think a lot on rainy days. It's not easy to think about things. Every time I don't look back after I finish, I know it seems that the topic is wrong, and then I get upset and want to type it myself. Just like the little girl in "Seeds of Love", but she is really the person I finally fell in love with after more than three years. I feel horrible. I think things carefully, but I'm not the kind of person who is cold and cheerless.

Sixteen, I was dragged into a junior high school WeChat group this morning, and I opened everyone's head curiously. Seeing the disability of the head teacher in junior high school reminds me of the idol drama MVp lover who was a smash hit that year. In Seeds of Love, he played basketball and dunked to fascinate a group of little girls. Fortunately, when he was playing, I was eating a bag of spicy words with 50 cents, which successfully avoided all kinds of risks of picking up girls. hahaha.

17. Today, when I was in a daze in the balcony room, I suddenly remembered when I was in Love Species a few years ago. Because the girl I like gave me a pen, I was so happy that I couldn't sleep for several days, and then I didn't. By the way, this is a private room on the balcony.

At the age of eighteen, I feel like a little girl in the seed of love at the moment, because I laughed in bed at a word.

Nineteen, it suddenly occurred to me that when I was in junior high school, a little boy in Seeds of Love always didn't know how to express his favorite girl. So he took the trouble to provoke the girl, pull her pigtails, steal her exercise books, and bully her eyes red.

Twenty, I suddenly want to go to a young junior high school life. My classmates are all seed of love's age, and I always think I like boys and girls. Some students/kloc-have been married after 0/6 years, and very few students occasionally miss their first love or crush. I've been teased that I like this, or that male classmate. Looking back carefully, there is only one person I really loved. I didn't know there were so many stories when we first met.

Twenty-one, oh no, it seems that I can't stand it and am ready to move. Every time I read a small fresh romance novel, I still feel good, longing for that pure and shy feeling. No matter how old a woman is, she still has a sweet love dream like a little girl. Only when you are young, it is the beauty of love seeds, and when you are old, it is debauchery.

Twenty-two, like the little girl in Seeds of Love, she will wake up tomorrow and see her excitement. I can't help it at all.

On the 23rd, I found Zu Er's seat. They were in the same box. Later, Lala changed her seat, so I couldn't see it. I hastily cut some pictures as a souvenir! Although it is an official competition, I hope they are together. They are going crazy. Seeing that lesbians talk too much like the little girl in Love Seeds, they will have feelings and should have a good impression on each other!

Twenty-four and seventeen are the rings of youth, especially the seasons in Seeds of Love. Boys and girls who are only one step away from adulthood often have their first love at this time. This ignorant first love is pure, innocent, tiny and happy, and that he (she) will never fade in his life. In fact, girls have been thinking about boys. Maybe the boy never knew. She only dares to hide it in her heart silently, and only she knows it.

Twenty-five, the innocence of primary school and junior high school: girls who look good may not be liked. At that time, they thought kindness and purity were the most beautiful. High school love seeds: beautiful girls are not necessarily better than smart girls. University and society: beautiful girls make people love.

Twenty-six, once upon a time, there must be gains and losses, lamenting youth. Girls, in particular, always become more sensitive and worried when they are most ignorant in Seeds of Love. I always fantasize that in the near future, that person will step on colorful auspicious clouds, holding hibiscus flowers in his hand and coming to me with the fragrance of kapok. Good love has always existed. Maybe there will be potholes and stagnation in the quiet alley, but you must believe it. The right person is also wandering at the intersection.

Twenty-seven, in fact, I just look at a person coldly because of a person's ups and downs, like the little girl in Love Seeds ~ in fact, I am surprised that she still has this side! However, watching her indulge in various emotions, it is always useless for me to try to persuade her ~ Hehe ~ It's amazing ~ She has been taken over ~

Twenty-eight, dreaming that the seniors I loved before were still the same bed pillow. But in my dream, I didn't want to fuck him. It was an accident, and I was a little shy, like a little girl in the seed of love. Probably it is really a feeling of worship+respect for him. I am not good enough now, even if I am awakened by a dream, I can't catch up with my seniors. It's rare to meet someone who is so in tune with everything, but I'm dying.

Twenty-nine, I overheard my favorite idol singing, and I felt an inexplicable warmth in my heart, as if I had returned to my innocent heart, an ignorant girl's heart, and a little girl in Seeds of Love. I also realized that I had grown up. Although I have never experienced anything, I hope that no matter what I experience in the future, I can make a cup of boiled water, just right.

Today, cabbage told me that he was going to take the subway, and there was a woman next to him. The woman didn't stand firm and tried to pour cabbage to avoid it. Everyone looked at the cabbage, as if to say that you should help, without sympathy. But I know that Chinese cabbage with neat seeds of love will not touch other girls, and she will not help, because she is a woman.

Thirty-one, a movie that makes people laugh and cry. This film is one of the classics. I like Xia Zixian, just like all the girls in Love Seeds. Actually, it wasn't love that made her stupid. In fact, she knows everything, but she still chooses to trust him and deceive herself. It makes people feel distressed.

Thirty-two, chatting with a handsome pot, being chased at school, the woman asked him to have dinner together. Shuai Guo said: How can I have time to eat? I also rushed to play basketball. A bunch of people are waiting for me. You asked me to have dinner with you! I thought it was funny at that time, so I still think it's funny now! Boys just don't grow up easily. At the age of "Seeds of Love", girls are always sentimental, while boys are used to going their own way!

Thirty-three, every time I write an email to my teacher, just like a girl from "Seeds of Love" goes on a date, I am so anxious that I am afraid that he will not come and live up to this sincerity; Seeing him coming, I'm afraid he'll make mischief.

The most beautiful love words are for people who like you, and I will give them to you now; People who love you give you the future.

The cruelest sentence in the world is not that I'm sorry, nor that I hate you, but that we can never go back. This is a simple sentence, to keep two people who were close to each other at a distance. People who have never experienced it will never understand what kind of pain it is.

Second, love always makes us have too many expectations: hope is long-lasting, hope will not be separated, hope will be owned and realized. Finally, I just felt a little tired and didn't know where to go. Love is like this. Some people will be left in the dust of the years, crying, laughing, quarreling and quarreling, and then reluctant to part.

The most touching love story in the world is not that I love you, but that you said I was there when I needed it.

Fourth, I want to give you happiness, but I can't enter your world. I want to trade my whole world for a ticket to your world, but that's just my wishful thinking. My world, you don't care; Your world, I was exiled. I really like you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

5. When you can hold hands, please don't stand side by side; Please don't hold hands when you can hug. Please don't say goodbye when you can fall in love; With love, please don't touch ambiguity.

6. A man's harm to a woman is not necessarily that he fell in love with someone else, but that he let her down when she had expectations and didn't give her the comfort she deserved when she was weak.

7. If a man really loves you, he won't neglect you for more than three days, because it's hard to miss you. If a man really loves you, he will think you are the best and will not compare you with other women, even if you are not excellent; If a man really loves you, he will always want to make you happy and won't make you cry; If a man really loves you, he will pay everything silently, but rarely let you know his sacrifice.

Eight, you meet someone, you love him more, then you will lose him forever. Then, you meet another person who loves you more, so you will leave him sooner or later. Until one day, you meet someone and you fall in love. Finally, you understand that all searches have a process. Once in the end of the world, now it is close at hand. Amy Cheung

Nine, people who like you will give it to you now; People who love you give you the future.

True love is not love at first sight, but long-term love. The real fate is not the arrangement of heaven, but your initiative.

Eleven,

The real inferiority is not that you are bad, but that you think too well of her.

What really matters is not that you ask her to change what you think is good, but that you first discover her change.

The real contradiction is not that she doesn't understand you, but that you refuse to tolerate her.