Interesting copywriting in Moments

1. I met an old classmate on the street today. I didn’t expect that he was so poor, but he only put 1 yuan into my bowl.

2. When I was beaten as a child, I said to myself: "It is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge." So ten years later I was beaten again.

3. Envy those with short legs. The quilt can be covered horizontally or vertically. If you feel cold in winter, you can fold it in half to cover it.

4. What is the most crowded bus you have ever been on? God’s reply: I was just passing by and was squeezed onto the bus before leaving. Then I was squeezed out of the back door. After getting off the bus, I found that I had a mobile phone in my hand.

5. Do you know why beauties have had such a bad life since ancient times? Because no one pays attention to how long Ugly B lives.

6. I quarreled with my wife and stopped talking to me. She just listened to music. From breaking up with good intentions to later, to single love songs, to being a bitch, now she is the most familiar stranger... and she can listen to me Creepy.

7. "Report to the leader, ten people in our group were raped and killed by an old man"

"Why is this old man so powerful?" 8. Look under the bed when you are scared at night , remember, you are not alone.

9. What is the scariest lyric you have ever heard? ——Answer: Every single person has to beheaded. If you want to love, don’t be afraid of pain.

10. Hanging bananas will prevent them from rotting because the bananas will think they are still on the tree. Is this true? God’s reply: No wonder the ancients had a saying about hanging coffins.

11. When men comfort men, they often say that they are miserable. When women comfort women, they often say that the other woman is worse off.

12. If you have activities on the weekend, don’t call me. Come and pick me up directly. Move quickly and have a good posture.

13. I am a mediocre person. I hope that a pie will fall from the sky and fall on my mouth, but what happens is that a discus falls and hits me in the face.

14. These days, who doesn’t have a good musical instrument? Take me for example, I'm pretty good at retreating.

15. If God closes a door for me, then please close the window. Dad is going to turn on the air conditioner.

16. I have never been able to find a girlfriend. Today I finally plucked up the courage to go to a plastic surgery hospital during my holiday.

17. When others praise me, I worry that they don’t praise me enough.

18.Which location has the best WIFI signal? God’s reply: Under the sunset. Because the next page "Sunset Wireless (limited) is good"