Selected humorous digital short messages

1, the world is changing too fast. Some people change cars: some people change rooms: some people change wives: some people change lovers: some people change jobs; Someone changed their mobile phone. In order to keep pace with the times. I solemnly declare that I want to change my number, too. My new number now is XXX. . .

Because there are too many followers, in order to hide people's eyes and ears and not cause chaos in the world, my XXX will use this number from today. Remember, remember.

3. Hello, I'm XX. I've always been cautious about changing the number. I choose my own number, I am responsible for it, and it is easy for everyone to remember. 13XXXXXXXXX, an honorary product of China Unicom, conforms to the tastes of Chinese people. I'll use it later. 13XXXXXXXXX, the combat code in the mobile phone number!

4, 2 ... The milk was poured out. Please change the number and keep it confidential.

One day, I knew you when I said you turned to dust. You said you could smell me even if I turned into air. Now, try to smell this new number. If you guess my smell, I'll be your girlfriend. If you can't smell it, then you are my boyfriend.

6. He won the China Nobel Prize in Literature! He was once admitted to Peking University Tsinghua! He can speak eight foreign languages! Master 13 musical instruments! But why did he go to an ordinary university like XXXX? Is it love? Is it a responsibility? Please watch CCTV 8' s program "Walking into a Name", or you can send a text message "I love a name" to159 * * * * * * (your mobile phone number) to interpret the stories behind celebrities!

7. With a flick of your finger, a strange message appears; After reading it, I trembled all over; Threatening to hit you, my mind is full of ideas, I don't know who is short; Make an emergency plan and take preventive measures as soon as possible; Finally, I found the lie, which turned out to be a number change.

8. Hey, boys, my mobile phone number has been changed to 189xxxxxxxx, which is hereby announced.

9. I received your notice. Please call 133xxxxxx, or I will burn it.

10, the main purpose of today's meeting is to announce that in the future, we should focus on doing practical things, do not engage in popular projects, do not brag, and base ourselves on society and serve the people! Ok, finally, I announce an important news: I changed my mobile phone number. Here it is. Please remember to contact me later! The meeting is over!

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12. After graduation, we went our separate ways, all for the sake of making a living. For a long time, we neglected to keep in touch, often without thinking about tea and rice. Now we have changed the city and the number is new. Finally, we got up the courage to send my message. Want to know what's going on, please listen to my next program!

13, what changes is numbers, but what cannot be changed is feelings; What changes is numbers, but what cannot be changed is friendship; What I give up is information, what I can't bear is memories; It's the past that slips away, but friends that can't escape. Change the number without changing the truth, remember to contact often!

14, this is XXX, and I changed my mobile phone number! It's a new brand of China Telecom-CDMA mobile phone! New number, new wonderful! The number is xxxxxxxxx, good friend, always contact!

15, new number, new weather, I'm xx, my mobile phone never turns off, and I'm always in the service area. Guests are welcome to harass and borrow money.

16, in order to present a gift to the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China and fully show the admiration of people outside the Party, after careful consideration, I decided to change my mobile phone number to xxx from now on, so as to facilitate contact with comrades in the Party and underground people, remember! Remember!

17, the number is long, and our friendship is longer. We have been waiting for your call. New number 189xxxx!

18, different number, same family, different number, same friend, although the number is a little strange, but the friendship is sincere and profound, friend, I changed my number, I will inform you as soon as possible, remember to contact you often!

19, the mobile phone number has changed, please delete the old number; Bobo's mouth is moving, and a lovely voice is given to you; I am the strongest when I am happy; Come to me when you are depressed, and I will make you laugh. It is not difficult to find me, the new number xxxx is in my heart!

20, the number is strange, the friendship lasts forever, if you don't answer the phone, you can't avoid texting, and you have to notify when your mobile phone changes its number. If you want to go, you still need a password. Change the password: change the number without changing the phone, and keep in touch with friends!

2 1, the new slogan of the century is "environmental protection", and the new fashion of using mobile phones is "Tianyi". Join the environmentally friendly and fashionable "Tianyi" family. xxxx！

22. Please store the new number in minutes, or the message bomb with this message will detonate immediately! No worse than a suicide bomber!

Honey, we can talk on the phone for a while in the future. As long as you call from the company, we will talk on it until our mouths are worn out. Those rotten and hairy old things, although taken out to bask in the sun, are full of "Li Sao"! Any reliable news is closely related to any trouble.

24. As the saying goes, "save money to avoid disaster", and there is another saying that "the old will not go, and the new will not come". If you lose your mobile phone, change your number. Sincere friendship will never change. Friends will inform you at the first time that you have something to contact this number. If you have nothing to do, please "harass more". I wish you happiness and friendship for a hundred years.

25, hey! I dropped my cell phone in the toilet again. This is the eighth time this year. Changing mobile phones makes people dizzy, but the friendship of friends can't be changed. Please remember my new number and keep in touch. I wish my dear friend happiness. My mobile phone will never go to the toilet to take a shower!

26. [Xinhua News Agency] the State Council recently issued an urgent notice: the mobile phone number of Comrade * * * * * will be changed to * * * * * from Beijing time. All units and individuals must write it down. If there is any omission, the consequences are at your own risk! In addition, the number was changed voluntarily by himself, and the organization did not force it.

27. There are many troubles in the world, and family ties are indispensable. I changed my number today and immediately reported my friend. The old number has been invalidated, and the new number has appeared. Keep in touch at any time, and don't forget your friends. As long as friendship exists, nothing can stop it. I wish you good health and all the best!

28, hey! I dropped my cell phone in the toilet again. This is the first time this year. Changing mobile phones makes people dizzy, but the friendship of friends can't be changed. Please remember my new number and keep in touch. I wish my dear friend happiness. My mobile phone will never go to the toilet to take a shower!

29. Nowadays, the telephone number has to be changed only because the old number is dangerous. In this special period of the alternation of the old and the new, only your position ranks first. Look at my number, you are very loyal. Remembering my number makes me cry. In order not to let my nose run, I adjusted it without reciting it.

30, the mobile phone has not changed its number, no matter how dry the sea is and the rocks are rotten. Leave the new number and delete the old number, and remember the friendship. You don't need to miss more at ordinary times, so you can contact me online by SMS. Pick up the number and pay attention. You need to save 1 1 person. Wholeheartedly, the shelf life is ten thousand years. Long live friendship! My name is xx, and my new number is 189xxxx!

3 1. Hello, your friend's mobile phone number has been upgraded to * * * * * * * from 0: 00 today. Please save the update in time without notice. If you have any questions, please contact customer service QQ:* * * * * * * *.

32. Mobile phone care: the balance of this phone is RMB, and the information fee is RMB. Mobile reminds you that the phone number is changed to xxx and the owner is xxx.

33. Nowadays, the world is changing rapidly. The old will not go and the new will not come. I also follow the fashion and change the old number into a new one. Whether you like it or not, send a new message to you. As long as the friendship will not change and keep in touch with your heart forever, the new number will naturally be remembered. I wish you happiness every day!

Although the figures have changed, the truth remains the same. I have changed to an environmentally friendly and high-quality CDMA mobile phone. Update your phone and directory immediately. My name is xx, and my new number is 189xxxx!

35. Hello, the system has been upgraded. Your friend XXX's mobile phone number has been upgraded to 13 * * * * * * * *. Please save the update in time without notice. Please contact 10086 if you have any questions. Customer service QQ: * * * * *, please forgive the inconvenience.

36. Ladies and gentlemen, friends and children, ladies and gentlemen, new friends and old friends, I have bad news: I have been hunted down and my mobile phone has been burnt out by the continuous high temperature. Hey, I am so handsome that the girls are not at ease, so I boldly made a decision: "change the number" and save it quickly!

37, rock, crazy little sweetheart; Classical, the modern beauty of art; The vane of fashion and fashion; Melody, synonymous with perfection; Change the number, occasionally change it slightly; Contact, a small emotion of life. Change the number, save it and keep in touch.

38. Honey, I've been using your photo as a screensaver. I turned on my cell phone that night, and suddenly your picture appeared. Then there appeared a light with a thick burnt smell in the darkness. When I saw it the next day, my mobile phone card burned black. So, I changed a new number and told you not to use your photo as a screensaver. Save it if you dare!

39. With a flick of a finger, a strange message appeared; After reading it, I trembled and threatened to smash you; My mind is full of thoughts, and I don't know who sent the text message; Make an emergency plan and take preventive measures as soon as possible; Finally, I found the lie, which turned out to be a number change.

40. The rich change their mobile phones, the poor change their mobile phone numbers, XXX, and the new mobile phone number XXX ... Welcome to harass, please press 1 for dinner, please dial directly for introduction, and call 1 10 for borrowing money.

4 1, Zhen Xuan style: Every day someone sends you a text message to call, which is definitely excellent, but if it is too frequent, it will make people feel bored. I just had a brainwave and had the idea of changing the number. In private, I feel that I must inform you, so that I can catch up with the past and cultivate my sentiment. Please write down this number of XX, please delete the previous one, and keep the ones you don't want to delete as a souvenir.

42. Hello, the system has been upgraded. Your friend XXX's mobile phone number has been upgraded to 13 * * * * * * * *. Please save the update in time without notice. Please contact 10086 if you have any questions. Customer service QQ: * * * * *, please forgive the inconvenience.

43. The world is changing too fast: some people change cars, some people change rooms, some people change wives, some people change lovers, some people change jobs and some people change mobile phones. In order to keep up with the times, I solemnly declare that I will change my number, too. My new number is XXXXXXXXXXX.

44. Because there are too many followers, in order to hide people's eyes and ears and not cause chaos in the world, my XXX will use this number from today. Remember, remember.

45. Hello, I'm XX. I've always been cautious about changing the number. I choose my own number, I am responsible for it, and it is easy for everyone to remember. 13XXXXXXXXX, an honorary product of China Unicom, conforms to the tastes of Chinese people. I'll use it later. 13XXXXXXXXX, the combat code in the mobile phone number!

46. If mistress is dumped, change her number and keep it a secret.

47. One day, I knew you when I said you turned to dust. You said you could smell me even if I turned into air. Now, try to smell this new number. If you guess my smell, I'll be your girlfriend. If you can't smell it, then you are my boyfriend.

48. He was awarded China Nobel Prize in Literature; He was admitted to Tsinghua of Peking University. Proficient in eight foreign languages and master 13 musical instruments. But why did he go to an ordinary university like XXXX? Is it love? Is it a responsibility? Please watch CCTV 8' s program "Walking into a Name", or you can send a text message "I love a name" to159 * * * * * * (your mobile phone number) to interpret the stories behind celebrities!

49. In order to celebrate the National Day, let's celebrate the wedding day, officially open the new number13xxxxxxxxxxxxx, make a polite appointment, and delete the deduction. thank you

50. The mobile phone has changed its number, but you ignored me when I called. It's not that friendship has changed, it's that I'm really afraid of fraud. I want to send a text message, so I won't bother to guess. Although the numbers are different, you know my heart. Change the number quickly and keep in touch. Do n't wait Have a good mood!

5 1, the mobile phone number has not changed, no matter how the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. Leave the new number and delete the old number, and remember the friendship. You don't need to miss more at ordinary times, so you can contact me online by SMS. Pick up the number and pay attention. You need to save 1 1 person. Wholeheartedly, the shelf life is ten thousand years. Long live friendship!

52. The mobile phone has changed its number, so it is difficult to find the old number. The reason is not simple, so don't bother to guess. Delete the old number, remember the new number, and the friendship between friends will not break. If you think it's too much trouble, say it silently for a hundred times. I wish you happiness forever!

53. Once upon a time, I didn't cherish a commonly used number until I lost it. Although the number is gone, the friendship will last forever. If we want to add a time limit to this friendship, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

54. Actually, I've been holding back for a day. Actually, there is a feeling that has been brewing for a long time. In fact, there is a sentence I have to say: honey, I changed my number. I didn't mean to scare you, but to make you laugh! Change the number without changing the truth, remember to contact often!

55, the friend is stupid to change the number quickly, and the dual card dual standby is particularly good. No one engages in intelligent lock code, only couples will cheat. Don't show your secret wife's smile, please coax your wife not to run away, and always have sex with your lover. Have a nice change of number.

56, mobile phone number change, inform you; Don't forget to save and keep in touch; Delete the old number to make room; In order to avoid misunderstanding and being deceived; It is by no means a mortal who receives information; Ordinary people never say anything. Remember to keep in touch!

57. Please delete the old number when changing the mobile phone number. Bobo's mouth is moving, and a lovely voice is given to you; I am the strongest when I am happy; Come to me when you are depressed, and I will make you laugh. It's not difficult to call me, remember the new number * * *!

58. My mobile phone has changed its number. Please call my new number for courtship. I love your every word. Everyone who calls me loves me. I am everyone's favorite britney spears. I answer everyone's phone. Everyone loves me. All those who love me please call my new number.

59. The army has set up a base camp again, and the orders of its superiors have to be carried out. Come and report immediately. If you are late, your head will fall off. Remember my new mobile phone number * * * * * to report the good news of peace. Are you coming or coming or coming? Ben Shuai is waiting. I wish you a happy day.

60. Change your mobile phone number and take you to start a business. You don't answer the phone, you can only send text messages. The old number is no longer used. Delete it quickly. Although the new number is difficult to remember, it will be familiar to use. I hope you will keep in touch and remember your number. Friends have deep feelings and often keep them in mind. May you be happy!

6 1, New Year, new phone. There is no need to guess the reason. The number will tell you. The new number is changed to the old number, and the friendship remains the same. When you miss me, just dial your cell phone. I wish you all the best and have a good mood!

62. The sky can fall, the earth can sink, and only sincerity will never change; The sea can dry up, the stone can rot, and only the oath cannot be changed; The house has changed, the mobile phone has changed, and I will always be attached to a friend; Always contact, report safety, and remember the new phone number. My new number xxxx has been in contact, don't forget.

63. It's a pity that my old phone number is too tired to leave me. I'm sorry that my old phone number will retire and disappear in your hands! I cherish my new phone number in your mobile phone, dial and answer it again! Friends, cherish the fate, often contact!

64. How can there be a legend without experiencing wind and rain! How can there be a signal without changing the number! How can it matter if you don't experience contact My friend, I have experienced changing numbers. I hope you get good grades and catch up with more in the future!

65. I changed my number. All my friends should inform me first and ask me why I changed my number. Guess what? If you guess right, you will get a prize. The prize is "shake hands, hug and kiss", which will be cashed when you meet. Ha, ha, ha, good friend's new number, contact more. Oh, I wish you happiness!

66. Actually, I can't bear to part with it. Actually, I'm sad, too. Actually, I don't want to talk about it either. Actually, I don't want to do it either, but it's worth it to send a message to tell you that I changed my number. I'm * * the new number * *

67. What you are browsing now is not the phone number, but the unchanging sincerity! What you need to save now is not a contact information, but a new relationship! Friend, I changed my number. I hope to keep in touch!

68. Digital Genie, help me weave a message of blessing! Words are ethereal, send me some feelings! Friends need to remember that friendship needs to be strong. I sent my new number today. I hope you and I can keep in touch and stay close!

69. This season has taken on a new look. Qingshan has a new shirt, clear water has a new look, swallows have new songs, white snakes have new clothes, and I have a novice phone number. I will inform my old and new friends as soon as possible. I hope we can keep in touch more, because our friendship will not change!

70, I haven't touched my mobile phone for a long time, and the cowherd and the weaver girl are all thousands of miles away. Don't misunderstand that you are having an affair. You are the only one in your husband's heart. Today, I don't mean texting, but I know this and that by contacting my emotions. The whole family is healthy, no worries, and the wife is very happy.

7 1, long time no see, I miss you very much. The number has changed, but the family has not changed. No matter the years change, no matter the vicissitudes of life, old beauty is a smiling face, and the expectation of growth is an eternal yearning. There is no eternal number, but there are eternal friends, remember to keep in touch!

72. One two three four five six seven, my new number is really easy to remember. Seven six five four three two one, please delete my old number. Although the number has changed, friends remember to keep in touch. Your forever friend, brother XX!

73. Lele is pregnant and still haunts you; Go out laughing, I wish I had an affair; Iron shoes can't find a breakthrough, and you will be happy. Now it's changed, friends, I'm not afraid to step on it! Come on!

74, this is a new number, not a password, so don't delete it, you need to keep it! This is a new number and a secret code. Don't treasure it. You need to dial and contact frequently! I am * * new number * *.

75. Although the number has changed, my heart remains the same, my heart remains the same! Congratulations on digital transposition, don't mind! Old man, new number, I wish you good, keep it well and keep in touch! I am * * new number * *.

76. Lucky, Lucky, I use SMS to blow friendship! Exclamation mark, ellipsis, I will contact you with my new phone and my future assembly number! Friend, save your new number and keep in touch!

77. Friend, I changed my new mobile phone and mobile phone number. I will inform you as soon as possible. Remember to contact and send a text message to this number in the future. I want to ask where the old man went and contact a beggar for business. Who will blame us for being kind?

78. There are many personal relationships, and the dinner is always constant. Today, sauna and mahjong stay up all night. In order to live a healthy life, the old number was invalidated, the new number was stolen and friends were forgotten.

79. Life needs continuous improvement. If there are 65438+ million cars to change, I will be happy for a while. If 654.38+0 can change rooms, I will be happy for two or three years; If there are 500 wives to change, I will be happy for three to five years; If there is 50, I can change the number. Remember my new number!

80. Dude, I got divorced and found a new wife. She is a hen-pecked wife and forced me to change my new number. Hehe, I'll change it. Remember, the new number is the number to send SMS. Please contact me more. I wish you happiness.

8 1, congratulations, your fortune is so good today! Yes, that's you. Please don't swear in a hurry, don't turn off your phone in a hurry, and don't call the police in a hurry. Calm down, an old friend visited you with a new number. For this feeling, remember to contact often!

82. Changing the phone number is a last resort, and my friends in my heart have been thinking about it. I tried to call you, but you ignored me. It's not that friendship is forgotten, and I'm afraid of being cheated. So use SMS to ventilate and collect new numbers. May you keep me in mind and keep in touch.

83. I changed my number quietly. Please guess who I am. Whether you guess correctly or not, I will give you a prize: "One-way ticket to Mars". Do you like it, man? My nickname is "Mars xxx" and my new number is my good friend. Please contact me more!

84. I thought it was nothing to change my number until I didn't hear from you for a long time. Now I will tell you the new number soon, lest you worry that I will disappear out of thin air. Delete the old, remember the new number, and the friendship of friends will never be lost.

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