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There are always a few wonderful surnames in history that you can't think of. The hardest surname: testicles.

2. The most rogue surname: Fuck.

3. The special surname of "Comrade": Sex

4. Pigs and dogs are not as good as surnames: birds.

5. awesome surname: me

6. The most sacrificed surname (masochist): Eat me.

7. The most intuitive surname: the old man.

8. Fox's special surname: Chun Hu.

9. Nothing to look for: crazy 10. The most unlucky surname: mourning.

10. The most unlucky surname: mourning.

The most wonderful surname in Japanese history, let me tell you about the history of Japanese surnames first! In ancient times, only nobles in Japan had surnames. In the third year of Meiji (A.D. 1870), * * felt that it was inconvenient to fabricate household registration and levy taxes, and called on everyone to take surnames, but few people responded at first, so * * * had to eulogize the cloth in the eighth year of Meiji (A.D. 1875).

The one who lives in Aoki Village is called Aoki, the one who lives by the bridge is called Da Qiao, and the one who grows pine trees at home is called Matsushita. If there is a mountain in front of the door, it is called a mountain pass. So Tanaka, Miki, Yamada, Sunshine, North Wind, Front, Above and Guanyin, surnames that China people find strange, suddenly burst out.

The use of numbers in names is a major feature of Japanese names. There are people who blindly call Yi Dan, Er Jing, Miki and Si Dao; There are people named six, seven, eight horses, nine ghosts and ten stones; There are people named 45, Isuzu, 100 yuan, 600 fields and 1000 households; There are even people named EMI and Long Live. It is common to use numbers in names to indicate rankings, but some also indicate the time of birth. For example, when Isoroku Yamamoto was born, his father was just 56.

What funny, wonderful or unexpected wars in history are all very serious.

Unless you mean the absurd cause of the war in World War I.

1、

Tree-cutting war

In August 1976, 18, the United Nations sent people to cut down trees in the middle of the North Korean post. Because this tree blocks the view of the United Nations.

It was cut off. North Korea is coming.

"Don't cut!" It's a lieutenant and nine soldiers. It's huge.

"This tree grows in North Korea, and we cut down a Korean tree, not a Korean tree. So we cut down trees reasonably. " Captain Boniface, head of the United Nations Army, pointed out the loopholes in North Korea very rigorously.

Obviously, the lieutenant is * * *, pointing to Boniface and saying, "OK, * * * wait for me!"

Go back and call someone.

A group of North Korean soldiers came with weapons, mainly hammers and sticks. They rushed up and beat Boniface, and they were killed.

America is very angry.

A person's life is worth a life, but the United States firmly believes that this is not the key to the problem. The point is that this is a conflict caused by a tree.

Yes, we must continue to cut down trees!

In short, in three days, a large group of people were mobilized to cut down trees. The front is an engineering detachment, followed by a large force escort, and the two wings are South Korean special forces. Do you need a machine gun to cut down trees? Obviously, you can't be so stupid. The gun was hidden in the trunk.

Near the Korean-Korean line, numerous heavy artillery have been ordered, helicopters are floating, fighter planes are flying, and large troops are on standby at any time.

North Korea sent people to observe, and also sent a company to observe the situation. After observing for a long time, they figured out one thing: there seems to be a lot of people there!

At the same time, it seems to clarify the purpose of the United States and South Korea. They came to cut down trees. It was worn off and cut for an hour, leaving a stump.

After cutting down trees, the United Nations Command deeply thought that North Korea would become angry from embarrassment, so it immediately entered a state of preparation. The 2nd Infantry Division of the United States entered a 24-hour alert state, and the carrier Midway was stationed in the Korean Strait. An F-11squadron from Japan, an F-4 squadron from Okinawa and two B-52s are also on standby for reinforcements.

Ha ha.

The reactionaries are desperate! Scum who destroys forests.

North Korea has found the ironclad evidence of the killing of American troops-the axe used to cut down trees!

The evidence is conclusive, and you dare to deny it?

So North Korea studied the axe carefully, and it was nothing special. In particular, there is a word on the axe that says "Made in Austria".

Made in Austria.

Oh ... so you are a group!

North Korea was very angry and broke off diplomatic relations with Australia angrily.

2、

Tang and the Indian War

Zhenguan twenty-two years, AD 648.

In the midsummer of this year, there was a sensational riot in Tianzhu, what we now call India, which led to very serious consequences.

China's Zhenguan period belongs to the Tang Dynasty, that is, the reign of Li Shimin. At this time of the Tang Dynasty, the national strength was strong, and Wan Li was swallowed like a tiger, belonging to countless countries. There are so many dependent countries, you should go down and express your condolences and cordial condolences.

That's very kind of sympathy. I am on my way to Wan Li, Central Asia, Southwest China, Siberia and Tianzhu. When messengers go to them, they can't go separately, and they can't come often. It takes a long time after all. So Li Shimin thought of a way to let the emissary go out for a cruise with credentials and walk away from his relatives in one breath, which saved a lot of trouble.

Young Wang Xuance accepted the order and became the special envoy of the Tang Dynasty. Go to Tianzhu this time and pay a return visit to Tubo. It's rare to go out and visit Princess Wencheng, so I brought a lot of condolences.

Of course, these condolences are not for Tianzhu, but for bypassing the big food country from the western regions. In this case, from Tubo (Tibet) to Sichuan and then to Chang 'an, so that things can be conveyed to Princess Wencheng and son-in-law Songzan Gambu in the Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin thinks it will cost a lot to go to too many people. What we eat and use is given by ordinary people, so don't waste it.

There are too few people who can go, so many things, a car needs at least one person to escort? Otherwise, things can't be delivered.

How many people should I take?

Thirty!

Wang Xuance first took thirty people to the Western Regions.

Visit.

Bypass

Keep walking.

Finally arrived in Tianzhu.

It's a pity that Wang Xuance is in Tianzhu, just in time for the coup we mentioned earlier.

King Roy of India fell ill and died a few days later. A minister named Arona Shun usurped the political power and became the emperor. Because it was usurping power, it naturally caused riots in northern India. At the same time, it also affected Wang Xuance's plan, and 30 people of Wang Xuance and his party were hijacked.

What's going on here?

It turned out that the guy who didn't know his name was Arona Shun learned that the Tang Dynasty messenger was passing by with gifts and tens of thousands of troops to grab tickets!

Yes, you are right. Tens of thousands of troops are just trying to rob those cars. And as expected, after fierce fighting, Wang Xuance and others were captured.

To say that Arona Shun is also a worthless master, and there is nothing to say if he wants to expand the territory, but it is only for those gifts. He never thought that there would be any serious consequences. Everything was buckled, and Arona Shun began to celebrate his victory on the bank of the Yokogawa River.

Maybe they were very proud of robbing the treasure, so they spared Wang Xuance and other 30 people. Naturally, Wang Xuance can be chosen as an envoy by Li Shimin, and it is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp. He and several others broke free from the shackles, successfully killed the garrison, stole some horses and rode a big horse all the way to the east.

Wang Xuance left a message: You are dying!

After settling down, Wang Xuance found Four Treasures of the Study, wrote two letters and sent a swift horse to inform Tubo and Nibora as soon as possible.

Two letters were quickly sent to two kings, one was Li Shimin's son-in-law, and the other was an absolutely obedient subordinate country. Both of them said it was incredible that the Indians must have been kicked by donkeys.

Sending troops is necessary.

Especially the Tubo king, he flew into a rage directly. You robbed me, Princess Wencheng and my father-in-law. What level is he? Do you know or not?

Songzan Gambu immediately asked people to choose the most elite 1200 cavalry of Tubo and go to the battlefield with Nipolo's 7000 fighters.

While Arona Shun's army was still celebrating their happy life on the banks of the Heng River, Arona Shun was dancing and vaguely saw the dust and noise not far away ... What? Military power! What military force?

It seems that it is not one of us!

Bullshit!

Really not! Looks like the enemy!

How many people?

I don't know.

At that moment, Arona Shun was stunned, and his tens of thousands of troops were scattered by eight thousand fighters.

I'll tell you what happened:

Wang Xuance led 8,000 fighters and saw Arona's tens of thousands of troops dancing and fleeing in a hurry. The unguarded Indian army was scared when it saw the bright knife, so it had to run with its back in the ditch. Because it was * * * facing back rather than the knife edge, everyone was cut * * * and sacrificed heroically.

According to records, more than 3000 people were beheaded. Thousands of people had to be squeezed into the Ganges because of trampling and crowding, and died of suffocation.

It's over.

Arona knew he was finished. After calming down for a while, he decided to regroup and soon struggled with the rest of the people who were in shock.

Because he knew that the soldiers brought by the Tang people were not one of their own, only 8 thousand. At this time, if they are severely beaten, they will surely turn the tables.

Arona pounced on Wang Xuance crazily, but things were not as simple as he imagined. Because of his offensive, Wang Xuance disbanded them one by one. What's even more outrageous is that a lieutenant named Jiang, on the rampage, stared at two big eyes like nobody's business, suddenly appeared in front of him and ate his ya alive.

When Arona Shun knew it, she began to cry, cry, shout, scream and couldn't understand anything. In short, he has an 80-year-old young mother, and he hopes that Wang Xuance will be merciful and let him live.

But Arona Shun's family still doesn't seem to understand their present situation. Arona Shun's people learned that there were only 8,000 people in Wang Xuance, so they led a large number of troops to block the estuary-yes, this is the way for the Tang people to retreat.

It is still young Jiang who is responsible for doing these things. India has a national curse. Jiang listened to a few words and looked at each other's situation. Knowing that the other generals couldn't fight at all, they led a group of soldiers to kill them. Eventually tens of thousands of Indian troops were defeated, defeated, and defeated.

History shows that in this battle, 12000 people were captured, and Indian nobles were captured alive. After this group of people were captured alive, Jiang Cai knew that it was Arona Shun's concubines and children who were more ignorant than those women who blocked the estuary. Jiang smiled helplessly. "Seriously, are you really not here to play?"

After being humiliated by this group of people, Wang Xuance was determined to kill all India, so he led the army to smash the Indian army that had defeated North India and Central India again. Unexpectedly, there was an extremely great earthquake in Tianzhu, and more than 580 cities surrendered one after another. And resin dove mo brought ten thousand horses and cattle, and countless gold and silver, which were used for mercy. Wang Xuance walked back to the DPRK to report on his work, because after all, he used letters, and he also sealed himself as the head of the army and deputy head of the army, so he had to go back to report on his work, didn't he?

This is the end of the matter. In a word, the gift was finally delivered to the Tubo, and Wang Xuance was able to return home smoothly.

This is the legendary "Battle between Tang and India", and it is also the legendary story that Wang Xuance destroyed a country by himself.

3、

The war of stealing wives

On that day, Qi Huangong and Cai Ji went boating on the lake to pick lotus leaves. He and Tian Tian had a good time. When Cai Ji was excited, she began to sprinkle water on Qi Huangong, but Qi Huangong stopped her. Cai Ji knew that Qi Huangong was afraid of water, and Huan Gong said stop that now. Knowing that Huan Gong was afraid, she wandered around the boat, getting more and more excited, and finally splashed Huan Gong with water.

Huan Gong was angry at that time, thinking, are you * * *?

Repatriation.

Go back to your brother and reflect.

Cai Mugong was angry when he saw Qi sending his sister back. At the meeting, the public cursed: "I obviously don't want to send someone back to my family!" " Sister is so beautiful, if you dare to repatriate, you will cry one day!

So he married Chua Ji to the king of Chu.

Qi Huangong likes young, beautiful and energetic Chua Ji. Because Cai Ji is spoiled, Cai Ji is becoming more and more ignorant. Qi Huangong sent her back to her parents' house, hoping that Cai Mugong could educate her sister who was not sensible and make her realize that it was wrong to row a boat in the lake to scare the monarch, and the mistake was very serious.

However, I didn't expect. I didn't expect that. I'm still waiting for my wife to come home and apologize. I'm waiting for the news that my wife remarried someone else.

Xiao Bai flew into a rage after hearing the news, and his heart surged with ten thousand * * *.

In a rage, he led the attack on Cai Guo.

A small country is no match for Qi. Before qi took off his pants, he knelt down and begged for mercy.

Qi Huangong's Yu Nu hasn't disappeared, because it's not over yet. His wife was taken away by another man, and he must get it back. Face is still important, and the wife has to come back. I haven't thought of an excuse yet. Anyway, the army has reached the border of Chu.

When the king of Chu heard that an army was besieged, he dared not neglect it. He immediately assembled an army against you.

Thus, the famous daughter-in-law war in history began.

Chu was inexplicably besieged by Qi, one in the northeast and the other in the southwest, so far away and aggressive. What happened? The king of Chu naturally wants to ask what is going on first.

Propaganda can't make Wang shout. Naturally, someone will slap their mouths. Chu is a doctor and Qi is a country. Qi's attack on Chu is justified, but it is unclear. This time, it is bound to find Chu's great sin, not to say that he robbed his wife.

Qu Xian finished: "Why did you hit me?

Guan Zhong naturally can't say that Xiao Bai's wife ran away with the king of Chu, so he came here to find a wife. With so many people watching, how can Xiaobai seriously mix in this world in the future?

Fortunately, Guan Zhong, an old scoundrel, has his own strategy: "Because you haven't paid tribute to Zhou Tianzi for a long time! I cann't believe I don't give the son of heaven living expenses! What else can I say! "

Bend down: "Hum! I won't give him living expenses. This is also your business! I admit that it is wrong not to pay tribute, but none of them pay tribute, not just me! What are you beeping at me for? "

Guan Zhong: "Hey! It is morally bankrupt that a person who has no face can be so arrogant! Ok, I'll ask you again, why did King Zhao of Zhou die in your territory! ? "

Qu finished: "Haha, the death of Zhou Wang is my business again!" ! He drowned by boat! "

Guan Zhong: "Then the question is coming! Why did you drown in your territory? "

Qu Wan: "I don't know. I didn't drown. I drowned in Hanshui River. Ask who drowned! " "

It seems that there is no way out to scold others. In the Spring and Autumn Period, you must have enough reasons to hit others before you can start work, otherwise you will be a teacher of injustice, so you are embarrassed to hit.

Guan Zhong couldn't think of a reason to attack Chu.

Just ask Huan Gong and Bai, shall we go?

In fact, Huan Gong has long thought about it. You want to be proud, others want to be proud. Now you lead the army to manage the people's daughter-in-law. Can they give it to you?

This time, I robbed my daughter-in-law, nominally because Chu always beat Zheng and wanted to "help" Zheng. So he wrote letters to eight countries, including Lu, Song, Chen, Wei, Zheng, Xu and Cao, and adopted Eight-Nation Alliance to conquer Chu. Tour groups all over the world also know that Huan Gong's wife is gone, and they are very sympathetic. It can be seen that it is also necessary to accompany the lovelorn to a happy life.

In fact, everyone knows that Qi Huangong's wife ran off with someone else. Only Qi Huangong thought that everyone didn't know, and she let Guan Zhong scold him, showing the strength of a big country.

Originally, it didn't matter. As a result, they confronted each other for half a year. By the way, I can't go home without doing anything-I'm here!

After half a year of confrontation, Qi Huangong invited him to visit the Qi army.

Qi Huangong: "Isn't it mighty?"

Qu Wan: "We pay attention to serving people with virtue."

A word choked Qi Huangong badly.

People who knew the truth felt that there was no need to beep again, and finally all parties gave in.

Qi and Chu formed an alliance and both sides withdrew. The rest, like Qi and Chu, went back to their homes to look for their mothers.

The confrontation for half a year has finally come to an end.

Xiao Ming called his grandfather for the first time when he was one year old, so his grandfather passed away. It wasn't long before he called his mother for the first time and she died. Later, he called his father, so Wang Mujiang died next door. A doctor pointed out that there was a loophole in the joke. When he called grandpa, Wang Mujiang's father died next door. And some students pointed out: the mother of the carpenter next door knows that this is not a loophole! Funny jokes, hilarious videos, you can manually search QQ. WeChat official account attention: hilarious female anchor.

Signature: My goddess is perfect. She likes laughing very much. Although a little sleepy, but super clean, often praise me as a good person! It is estimated that few people can understand this article. . . I didn't know until I read the expert's advice. . .

It turns out that the goddess often replies on QQ: "Hehe", "I'm going to sleep", "I'm going to take a shower" and "you are really nice, but we are not suitable!"

Unexpectedly, the yellowing film solidified for a long time. Whenever the melody rings, the faint sigh and profound meaning bear the breath of that era.

Dissipate quietly in the air. As beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, I can go back to the past, but I can't go back to the beginning. But there are always some people whose smiles record the history of Normal University, whose ideals bear the future of Normal University, and their brilliant achievements, such as the morning star, guide the younger brothers and sisters of Normal University to a more brilliant tomorrow. -inscription

Accompanied by the lingering fragrance of gardenia, at two o'clock in the afternoon of July 2, the scorching sun scorched the earth, but it still could not resist the enthusiasm of a group of young people. School of Land Resources and Tourism of Anhui Normal University "visited outstanding alumni and passed on the culture of Normal University" in summer.

12 members of the practice team set off from Wuhu and set foot on our first stop-Hefei train. The sultry train, the feeling of expectation, and the happiness of gathering together, at the moment of reaching the destination, the accumulated fatigue of long-distance travel climbed to the extreme.

All over. The moment I walked out of Hefei Station, I was suddenly full of yearning for the city, and my eyes suddenly opened up. Everything here suddenly touched me. Yes, I just used a subtle touch, but in fact I

Spiritual shock is far from being covered by this word. Coming here is like a jigsaw puzzle of life, just like a long-lost sentence: "Hey! Here we come! "

Really come here.

In a strange city, our eyes are full of curiosity and anxiety. High-rise buildings, vicissitudes of bus stop signs, endless traffic ... everything here seems to draw a clear line with us foreigners, which is the same.

Voltaire once said when he publicized his sphere of influence: Smile is the most powerful weapon! The captain politely asked passers-by and thanked them again and again. Teammates are busy with their mobile phones or making phone calls to ask questions. Let's work together.

Finally, I found a cheap hotel by asking the way. Three people live in a room. Although it is crowded, it also brings us closer. In the evening, the captain gave us a short meeting to arrange the next day's trip and run around.

One day, we slept soundly that night.

In the Li Tao world, knowing and doing are one.

Early the next morning, the sky was a fish-belly grey, and the captain took me and four other teammates to visit our first interviewer. He is a national model teacher who led the children in China to accept the Japanese invitation for a friendly visit. He is a science and technology innovation coach in Hefei No.1 Middle School and a famous geography teacher-Fang Xiaopei. When I came to his office, I saw Mr. Fang writing something on his desk among a pile of books.

Say what you can't think of, and you will think of it.

If it's just a guess. . You'd better guess the best right away.

For example, when you are walking in the street, you see an insignificant little thing.

God can't guess

The ending is often unexpected. From now on, be smart and don't ask others if they miss you or love you. If I miss you or love you, I will tell you, but if I say it from your mouth, others will be proud and won't care about you. Don't care too much about some people or things, let nature take its course and face it with the best attitude, because the world is like this: we are the least valuable in front of what we care about most.