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Talk about very exciting classics in space; Some people, if they catch it, they will catch it, and if they miss it, they will be wrong.

1, the failure of life is nothing more than doing two things: interfering with other people's lives with your own mouth and thinking about your own life with other people's brains.

2, all the things you cried, many years later, you will say it with a smile, and then scold yourself: it was really stupid at the beginning! Actually, there are not so many troubles in life, and time will solve everything. Love yourself!

3, promise that this thing is too worthless, there is no cost to touch the upper and lower teeth, just listen, don't worry.

Careless people sometimes feel sad, just like it rained heavily that day, others were waiting for an umbrella, and I was waiting for the rain to stop.

5. Feeling happy is an ability to approach happiness. If you lose this ability, you lose happiness. Because no matter how hard people around you treat you, you can't feel the happiness. The sooner you know happiness, the less likely you are to get old.

6, the truth is understandable, but resentment will still be accused, embarrassment will still be scolded, and crying will still be crying. After all, the pain in my heart is not something that reason can let go of.

7. I used to think that persistence means never wavering, but now I understand that persistence means hesitation, retreat and full of energy, but I am still moving forward.

8. Have you ever tried to look back at your chat with someone from the beginning to the present? I smiled when I looked at it, and cried when I smiled ... The farthest distance is not between life and death, but a person who approaches you from a strange place and then becomes a stranger, from meeting you late to becoming a stranger. This is the furthest distance in the world.

9. I like this sentence very much: "Short-term communication depends on face, long-term communication depends on temper, and lifelong communication depends on character!" Time has verified people's hearts; Money bears witness to human nature; Contact, know the truth, know the fake. There is no hard experience, only myself who can't get out. Life, there is no need to always blame yourself, just work hard, cherish and have a clear conscience!

10, some people, if they catch it, they catch it, and if they miss it, they miss it. They can only say that they love it deeply. There are too many forks in the journey of life, and turning around may be a lifetime. I met at the last intersection, and the next intersection may be a stranger.

Honey, come on, I got it for you.

My classmate told me that he was very naughty when he was a child, and his mother jumped up and down when she wanted to hit him, but she didn't catch him. At this time, his father just came back, saw it and said, "The baby has come to my father. He was very excited and rushed into his arms. My dad picked me up and kissed me and shouted, "Come on, wife, I'll help you catch it!"! "

My son was shocked to hear me say that my deskmate: Why is your deskmate the same as mine? While doing the paper, I found that he made a mistake. He should write 30, he should write 36. I said you made a mistake. It should be 30. He said, you are blind! I clearly wrote 30 here! "He said, pointing to my paper.

"Can tigers bark?" "ouch." "What about the Northeast Tiger?" I don't know. I don't even know, "ow! What are you looking at! "

When I was in the second grade, I made an appointment to go to the toilet in the third grade. I was defeated. Later, things got too big, and the Student Affairs Office found out that I wanted to call my parents. I still remember the day when my father and my uncle came into school laughing together. "Brother, what are you doing at school?" "Didn't my silly son fight with others again?" "What a coincidence! So is my son. " Then both of them turned green.

When an old lady was watching a movie, a couple sitting in front of her were too affectionate. She didn't like it. She patted the young man on the shoulder and said, "This is a public place. Don't you have anywhere else to go? " The young man turned to her and said, "Ah! Boss, I hope you can persuade her to go with me! "

Talking with colleagues If you could be invisible, what would you do? Some rob banks, some kiss goddesses, some peeping tom, and some go to bathhouses. . . . . A 2B colleague: I put a hundred dollars in the square. Whoever picks it up will step on his hand!

When Wukong came back begging, he found that Master had disappeared, and Friar Sand and Pig were crying on the ground. Wukong asked, "Where is Master?" Pig said, "I lost it." Wukong said, "Look for it!" Friar Sand said, "I've looked everywhere, but there's nothing." Wukong looked around again, but still couldn't find it. Three people were worried when Wukong suddenly asked, "Did Master pay the mortgage this month?" Friar Sand said, "No." "Have you paid the road maintenance fee?" Wukong said, "Master, wash and sleep." . There are banks and traffic police watching! ”"

My mother picked up a mobile phone and I said don't turn it off. People must be anxious to lose their mobile phones. Some aunts stared at me like a fool and said, why not pick it up for nothing? Don't do it for nothing, a group of people, it seems that I am the only fool. Hmm. How interesting

I remember when I was in primary school, I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet after class, but there was still a little time before class, so I thought I would pee a little, and then I would continue to pee a little when I was dry (I thought my pants would dry faster in summer), and then I put it into practice, and then I couldn't pull the brakes like a flooded river! !

Shopping, walking on the road, sunny and breezy. . . Suddenly, a handsome guy ran up to me and threw his cell phone in front of me. He didn't look back. Me: Handsome boy, your mobile phone! Handsome guy smiled: it's your mobile phone! We smiled at each other and felt so warm. . . Hey. . Comrade police, here's the thing. I really didn't steal this mobile phone. . .

My sister-in-law is getting married soon. My daughter-in-law asked me to deliver something today. When I left, my sister-in-law walked me to the door and said, "Brother-in-law, there is one thing I have never understood." Me: "Well, go ahead. What is it? " Sister-in-law: "I can't figure out why rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests?" I said casually, maybe it's because the grass near the nest is not good! Sister-in-law frowned at once, and then sneered, "Wang Yuan Goose! You said you were worthy of your first and last name! "er ... . .

Don't let go if you grasp the hand, and don't leave if you love the right person.

Sometimes what I care about is not what you said, but what you didn't say.

Don't let go if you hold hands, and don't leave if you love the right person.

Listening to a song will remind you of a sentence, a person, a brilliant time.

I took a detour when I saw you, because I didn't want the scabbed scar to crack again.

You can't see my tears, but you can hear my laughter

Youth is half profligacy and half memory.

Without a beginning, where did it come from?

I finally understand that losing is more practical than having.

I've been dreaming unrealistic dreams recently, but I'm hurt all over by reality.

I-I'll stop it. I'll stop it. My heart hurts. I will use silence instead.

To like someone is to be happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy. ...

Looking at other people's stories, I shed my own tears.

You never know that the person who cares about you silently behind your back is the one who loves you the most.

Your words hurt not only my heart, but my life!

The sky after you left, a dream without sunshine.

It is difficult to give up a love, but I will try to forget it, because I am really tired.

I will hide in your favorite yogurt and breathe through a straw when you don't drink it.

No matter who you are to me, don't exceed my endurance, or I will destroy you without hesitation.

Sorrow is just to pull out the dagger inserted in your heart and show it to others, and it is just to spill blood on others.

Maybe I should give up my insistence and accept what I don't want.

You compare my shortcomings with her strengths. No wonder she hit you.

I open my hands to show you that I have no hidden weapons or happiness in my hands.

I'm joking. I hide my heartbeat through excitement. I can't laugh or cry. It's nice to be alone.

Please take care of the people around you who love you. Or, one day, when he really separated. You will find that you can't live without each other. You, not him.

Only if you are willing to believe can you get what you want to believe. The right person will meet eventually, and the beautiful person will meet eventually, as long as you make yourself beautiful enough. Try to be independent and strong, so that I can tell the person I love that I love him.

There's always someone who can easily get what I've been working hard for a long time.

In the hours and minutes when I miss you, will you miss me for a second?

At the age when I don't know love, I know the harm it brings.

What is happiness? Happiness is watching cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman tries to hit little monsters. ...

I smoke, first because of you, and then because of myself.

I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life, and I am happy to see you.

Missed is missed. Tell me.

Some opportunities are missed and will not come again. Don't live in past regrets, whether you live or work. When making a decision, it must be well thought out. If you skip this step, you will definitely not get the result you want. Thinking carefully doesn't mean dreaming, but combined with the current state and form, don't fantasize about doing something beyond your ability, you can't afford it.

Missed is missed. Tell me.

First, you missed a lot of things you missed. There is no way. I can only blame myself for not knowing how to cherish them.

Second, good morning, a new day has begun! Many people believe in the Dont Ask For Help principle all their lives, not only refusing the direct gift from the other party, but also missing something more important than the gift, that is, the influence of accepting the gift from others on others.

Three, some people, caught is caught, missed is missed, can only say that love is shallow, there are too many forks in the journey of life, a turn may be a lifetime, missed the scenery along the way, missed the snow season at this time, missed the flower season at that time, the horizon is too far away, life is too long, fans of scented tea can't resist the wasted time, memory changes, who is pale.

Fourth, if you miss it, it will be over. I've completely put it down. I'm fine alone. I don't need two people. Never in place once. It is not good for anyone to continue to destroy the relationship. I know everything about you. Wish you all the best. I sincerely say goodbye to you when I have the chance.

Maybe we missed it, but we will never see it again. If we still have fate, can we meet earlier so that I can love you again? Only your time is the best.

Remember that at first glance, he is the kind of person who sees people in the sea, that's him, this is the kind I like! It was a wonderful time. But later, I was willing to miss it. You like me very much, but you don't love me that much, so there is no need. Maybe I really did it.

Seven, some people's life is a through train. Some people are slow trains, and they always have to go through many stops and experience many people. Some people always get off at the wrong station and sit over their heads, either missing the scenery outside the window or the people around them. No one knows, who will be the one who can accompany him to the terminal? Can lovers really go all the way to the end of life?

Eight, almost, sometimes it is such a step, missed too much, some things, almost really missed.

Nine, in this fast-paced era, many people and many things are choices and opportunities. If you miss it, you miss it. There is no turning back. Cherish the present, cherish the future, and wish you and me happiness tomorrow! If you choose, you will have no wishes and no regrets. If you are brave and devote yourself wholeheartedly, you will enjoy life. Career and love are the same!

Ten, I thought so at first, but I missed it. I still think so, so I still missed it. Only blame yourself.

Youth can be wasted, but people can't. Once some people miss it, it will be a lifetime thing.

Twelve, sometimes I feel that people have missed their whole lives, for example, I didn't go to school well, for example, I didn't cherish the time, people and things in Jinan. Missed is missed. People, there is no regret medicine. However, whether you will be happy or not in the future. At least be worthy of yourself.

Thirteen, there is no regret medicine in the world. If you miss it, you miss it and push yourself into a corner.

Fourteen, some things have been missed, even if you are ashamed and regret again, you can't get them back. It is better to be completely free than to torture yourself with thoughts. Think about how another person will live without special care in the future. Don't tell your friends that you will bring her back next time, just tell everyone frankly that I missed a very good girl and she shouldn't come back, so you should cherish the future.

Fifteen, some love, some people, can only stop at the lips and teeth, covered with years. Young love often has regrets. Missed is missed. It's easy to turn back, but difficult to start. No matter who curls up your long hair in the future, everything will be fine for whom you cut it off. Smile and pass by your world, everything is the best arrangement!

Sixteen, maybe it's because of laziness, maybe it's because you're late, and if you miss it, you miss it. The end of drifting away is to step into society.

Seventeen, the vast sea of people, an accidental brush, an unintentional eye contact, or a meeting of people coming and going, may be an unforgettable opportunity. But some people, if they miss it, may be a lifetime. If we can meet again, it must be the fate of your previous life. I wish you three lives, ten miles of peach blossoms!

Eighteen years old, missing it is a lifetime, and I still don't say a lot.

Nineteen, tangled, should you continue to go on, even you think she is good, then all right, let you go! I quit. I won't go back to the past anyway. If I miss it, I miss it. My heart is cruel

Twenty, he said, missed is missed, not the end, but he left early, often goodbye means never seeing again, often goodbye is still missed, I have seen so much love, terrible, I have guessed the ending of the play, so there is no need to watch it again.

Twenty-one, I missed a very good girl. If I am wrong, I am wrong. I don't want her to be happy, but I'm still selfish. I am destined to be lonely.

Twenty-two, childhood, youth, missed is missed, irreparable, young hearts do not know how to resist, blindly endure, time will scab wounds, but scars will remind you that those facts already exist and cannot be erased.

Twenty-three, during the journey, a lot of food, a lot of scenery, a lot of stories, missed is missed, and what is left is more precious.

Twenty-four, not all the people who dream can meet each other when they wake up. Every opportunity to make things clear is really a flop once in a lifetime. Missed is missed, just like I want a banana, you give me a car full of apples, and finally I want a banana. You gave me everything.

Twenty-five, time can't go back to the place where it started. For something that has been missed, maybe you don't have to try to keep it. If you miss them, you will miss them.

Twenty-six, there are many regrets in life, either inability or missing that state of mind.

Twenty-seven, once some people miss it, they will never take the initiative to contact you for a lifetime, and even the occasional greeting will not grow up. This is constant farewell and constant meeting.

I don't know if there is any chance after missing this time, or I may miss it forever. You can't have it both ways!

Twenty-nine, although I missed my whole life, but I loved it all my life.

Thirty-one, plump and beautiful. Same photo content, different story lines. Montage technique not only appears in movies, but life is the real director. At the end of graduation work, I said that it is most important to play yourself seriously. But if I miss it, I miss it. It's not too late to keep trying. Let's go Every one of us.

32. Some people or things in life are missed. No matter how you start in the future, you can't restore the original beauty. The past is the past.

Thirty-three, missed is missed, even if you turn a few times, you can't go back to the past after all!

34. Later, it was discovered that not all likes will have results. Young love often has regrets. If you miss it, you miss it. You just like you, but you don't have to be together. After all, you must understand that some people don't belong to you, but it is good to meet them. I will cherish that memory, not you. Even if I think about it occasionally, I won't contact you again.

Thirty-five, haha missed the time, missed it is missed. I can never go back. I wish everyone well. What will it be like in ten years?

36. Don't show your small temper from time to time without being completely sure, and become the most important person in the other person's heart. The relationship between people is so fragile. If you lose your temper, this person is no longer yours. Wrong is missed, I wish you all the best.

No one has the patience to understand your past, rejoice in your present and look forward to your future. If I could do it all over again, I would rather not go to graduate school. But now I'd rather make sacrifices than save anything. If I miss it, I miss it.

38. In fact, you don't know that what you once thought was such a small step is now a big step. Missed is missed.

Thirty-nine years old, never believing in sadness, she experienced complicated psychological changes. It turns out that she has been protected by such a soft beloved, but if she misses it, she misses it, and no one can turn back. It's heartbreaking.