Humorous sentences describing bad dancing.

1, the most wonderful thing is the "snake dance", with the gentle shaking of the neck and the trembling of the shoulders: a series of flexible peristalsis, from the fingertips of the right hand to the fingertips of the left hand! I really can't describe it, so I can only borrow two poems by Bai Juyi: "The pearls are dazzling and the stars are shaking, and the flowers are full of dragons and snakes."

She danced like a beautiful butterfly and twisted like an elegant wicker. The beautiful scenery is intoxicating.

3. We saw that she suddenly frowned, showing infinite sadness, and suddenly smiled and blushed, showing infinite joy; Suddenly drooping sideways, showing the shyness of turning back and forth; Suddenly, I looked at it angrily, showing all-powerful anger; Suddenly, I touched my arm gently, drew my eyes, smoothed my eyebrows and made a delicate and decent dress. Suddenly stand up, press the arrow and pull the bow, so that people can almost hear the clank of the strings!

4, the muscles are not dirty and naive, Xiao Lai Li Yu Yao Chi. Graceful and covered, full of beauty, very clean when making up. Too mobile to turn over, it's time to dance. Even the old incense is pale pink, unlike the flowers, and people are gaunt. I want to call fairy Ling Bo. Boating thousands of miles away. I'm only worried about looking back. The ice curtain is half covered, and the Ming Dynasty is falling. The shadow of the moon is sad, and the dew is scattered. Who leans on the small aperture? * * * In Fang Meng, there are still amphibious snow herons, and it is cold at night.

You dance lightly, as light as a swallow, as soft as a cloud, as soft as a bone, step by step, like a lotus flower, like a butterfly flying among flowers, like running water, like a bright moon in the mountains, like the morning light in an alley, like a round dewdrop on the tip of a lotus leaf, which makes me intoxicated like wine.

6. The plates and drums of the festival have been set, and the dancers are dancing calmly and comfortably. Her heart roams in the boundless space and thinks freely. The first action, like bending over and looking up; Like coming and going. It is so elegant and melancholy that it is difficult to visualize it in words.