Did you have any embarrassing experience when you first went to the bathhouse?

It's not embarrassing to go to the bathhouse for the first time. After all, I was a child at that time, and even my memory was vague. But once I was embarrassed, I was deeply impressed. Of course, I only felt embarrassed when I grew up. As a boy, I entered the women's bathhouse for the first time!

I wonder if there is such a situation now. At least when I was very young, many boys of the same age had this experience. It was the middle and early 1990s, and I believe many elderly people or people born after 1980s knew that there were not many private bathhouses at that time. Most public bathhouses are owned by enterprises in the city, which are convenient for employees to use, both in-factory bathhouses and off-factory bathhouses. Perhaps many early residential buildings did not have personal toilets.

Because there is no charge, at least the adults who worked at that time took fewer baths than now. Even according to my parents' memories, in the 1970s and 1980s, my local public bathhouse was even open 24 hours a day, and I could take a bath at any time. However, in the process of taking a bath, you naturally encounter an embarrassing problem. If you catch up with a family of three, which bathhouse should children, especially boys, enter?

In principle, of course, we should go to the men's bathhouse, but many mothers consider that their husbands are too rude and may not be able to take good care of their children. Therefore, it is often the mother who takes her son into the women's bathhouse to take a bath. Of course, there must be a premise: children can't be too big! If you can accept it before primary school, if you are a teenager, you dare to enter the women's bathhouse with your mother. . . That picture is simply unimaginable!

Of course, because I was too young at that time, I didn't know anything, and I didn't know what shyness was at all. Entering a women's bathhouse is usually like entering nobody's business. Even when my mothers are taking a bath, I play games with some girls my age in the bathhouse. Of course, it is embarrassing that some of these girls became my high school classmates ten years later, but they really didn't know anything in their early years. Even when he grew up, no one recalled his early days in the bathhouse.

But in the year when I was more than six years old, because I was older, there were fewer and fewer boys of the same age in the bathhouse, and I gradually felt uncomfortable. Especially at that time, my mother and I entered the bathhouse, and the guards in the bathhouse always subconsciously asked if the children were a little older. It was about that time that I gradually realized that the women's bathhouse was actually not the place I should go. Later, I started to go to the men's bathhouse with my father.

But what impressed me deeply was that the bath in the men's bathhouse was very big, with warm water and hot water. For fun children, the bath naturally becomes a space for children's entertainment, while the women's bathhouse has no bath and only a normal shower. I didn't know until I grew up, because the traditional bath in the early years was not like the current bath center, and the water in the bath wouldn't circulate regularly, so naturally it wouldn't be too clean. In the case of poor sanitary conditions, it is not suitable for equipment because of the special situation of girls.

There was no bath center at that time. There are several big bathhouses, and dozens of people are crowded together naked. Sanitary conditions are very poor. I often have to wait for the shower nozzle for half a day, and the water in the pool is very turbid. I guess I haven't changed it in a week.

I went alone. I'm sorry that my classmates looked at each other's bodies. Sometimes they make fun of your position in class. A classmate was laughed at for half a year because he was dishonest below.

When I went to the bathhouse, there was a couple in front with a little boy of four or five years old. After buying the ticket, the little boy insisted on going to the women's bathhouse with his mother, but her mother wouldn't let him and said, "Go and wash with my father." So, the little boy was dragged into the men's bathhouse by his father crying.

I was right next to them. The little boy is so naughty that he runs around people in the bathhouse. He ran over to pat my ass several times. I have no choice but to let him fool around. Because the ground of the bathhouse was slippery, the little boy almost fell down several times, so his father had to put him between his legs and continue to rub his bath against the shower head.

The little boy couldn't stand the constraint and tried to break free several times, but failed. Finally, when dad was not paying attention, he struggled to break free. He almost fell backwards because of overexertion. In desperation, he grabbed his father's Tintin and stood firm. Dad let out a cry and estimated that he was hurt. He shouted to his son, "What's the matter? Thanks to your father's washing today, your boy wouldn't be so lucky if he was with your mother, hum! " Provoked everyone to burst into laughter.

I remember, but when I was sixteen or seventeen, my daughter in Michel Platini opened a bath center for her. I go to his house every time I take a shower, and they are very kind to me.

Once, I should go when the New Year comes in China. I was busy at that time, so I asked michel platini for a single room. I waited for about half an hour when I used it. Then he said, I went to room 6. I pushed open the door and went in. I thought I was the only one. Then I took off my clothes. After undressing, I opened the shower curtain and went in. There is a woman in the sink, but the woman has her back to me. She didn't realize it. It was about two minutes before I came to my senses. The woman also turned around and shouted at me. ...

At that time, I was directly shocked. I stopped shouting. I said, what if it's like this? When .......................................................................................................................................... goes out, don't forget to tell them (I'm michel platini) that there's someone inside, and I'll tell them after washing! So the woman put on her clothes and left …

When I came out of the shower, I told michel platini what happened. ...

Later, that woman became my wife now. Do you think it's fate ... sometimes when you think about it, you think it's fate already arranged. ...

I have been married for several years. Sometimes I joke with my wife, but she still says that she was taken over when she was seventeen or eighteen. ...

The first time I went to the toilet, there were twelve beautiful women singing in the toilet! I'm afraid to stand up in the bath!

When I was in high school in the city, there was no bathroom in the school. Because I live far away, I only go back once a month. You can also use cold water in autumn, and you can only use cold water to wash your face and feet in winter.

I heard that there is a bathhouse near the school, and it costs only one yuan to take a bath, so I went shopping on the weekend night.

After I went in, I soaked in the pool for a while. 1990, the VCD of Twelve Beauty was particularly popular, and the songs sung included Teresa Teng and so on. Swimsuit beauties sing and twist. I soaked in the pool and stared at the TV unblinkingly.

From six to nine in the evening, my skin is wrinkled.

The owner of the bathhouse noticed me and asked me why I didn't get up after soaking for so long. Is there a problem? I said I didn't feel sick. Can you turn off that VCD? I should be able to get up after turning it off. ...

Did you have any embarrassing experience when you first went to the bathhouse?

I grew up in the countryside. I was introverted when I was a child. I dare not speak when I meet strangers, and blush when I meet girls. So I study better in class and my teachers like me better. I am often bullied by those foxes. I know they are just kidding me, so I usually just let them go, unless they go too far, I will scare them.

My hometown is a place rich in water resources, with fish ponds and ditches everywhere. Every school holiday, I play in the water almost every day, fishing or catching shrimp every day, and I have a good time every day.

I remember once going shopping in the county town with my uncle. After shopping, my uncle said, come on, I'll take you to take a shower. I said, what bath? Bathe at home every day. He said that cities and rural areas are different. You will know when you go! After we went to the bathhouse, I was surprised to see many adults naked. In fact, it is the same for us to take a bath in the fish pond at night. It was normal at that time. Maybe we couldn't see anything at night!

My uncle went down for a long time and still didn't see me. Then he called my nickname in the bathhouse. Many people came to see me. I thought at that time, if there is a hole, I have to get in. Finally, my uncle scolded me and said that the tickets were all bought. What if I don't wash it? Finally, I had to bite the bullet and wear shorts.

It's really embarrassing.

The first time I went to the bathhouse, in the first grade of primary school, there were several big fat people in the bathhouse pool. There really is a little tadpole below, I smiled and thought, it is not as big as mine, but I am a dragon by comparison. Laughing and laughing, I wanted to pee, so I peed in the pool. After urinating and feeling like defecation, I swam to the corner to defecate. And then for the first time, I thought it was great to take a shower and shit. Fortunately, it wasn't diarrhea, and the stool sank to the bottom of the pool, and others didn't find it. I don't want to wipe my ass with a bath towel after defecation. I saw a fat man enjoying himself with his eyes closed, so I wiped my ass with the bath towel he put aside and put it back. I swam to my original position and passed another fat man. I snorted and farted, and the fat man walked away in disgust.

After soaking for more than an hour, my father took me out to get dressed and ready to leave. Suddenly someone inside shouted: Shit, who is so wicked to shit in the pool? Damn it! I stepped on it. It stinks! Oh ~ someone shouted again: you are really good. I don't know which bastard wiped his ass with my bath towel. I used it to wipe my face, and now my mouth smells like shit. ...

I almost died laughing when I got home. ...

Although every household now has a water heater, many people are still curious about the bathhouse and feel completely different from home. So what should I pay attention to when I go to the bathhouse for the first time? What embarrassing experiences will there be?

In fact, the bathhouse is the earliest public bathroom. Some people take a bath in it, others take a bath in it, and everyone takes a bath together. Nowadays, bathhouses are mostly one-stop, and the items inside are varied. Don't think that just taking a bath, there are milk rubs, balsamic vinegar rubs, red wine rubs, and even some popular egg rubs recently. So pay attention to two points when entering the bathhouse. One is to let go, and the other is to know how to refuse to take a shower.

It is said that friendship often begins with rubbing your back in the bathhouse. There is no such thing as a quiet and quick bath. When you go to the station, someone will give you a friendly smile. Hey, you rub it for me, I'll rub it for you. So, where are you from? Are you married? How many people are there in your family? Are you comfortable? Young people who have been in bathhouses can be free even if they are restrained.

Of course, there are also embarrassment. For example, in some women's bathhouses, there may be parents holding waist-high or even chest-high little blue children to take a bath. Look at him. He looks at you. Don't be embarrassed. Last but not least, don't fart in the pool because people will really find out!

I am a man. When I first went to the bathhouse, I thought I would take it off like we did in the south, but after I went in, I found that the bathhouse in the south was really different from that in the north. Our bathhouses in the south are basically wearing underwear, but when I came to the north, I found that everyone was so open.

I just went in and everyone was shouting. I was thinking, I'm not human. I don't need to exaggerate when I take a shower. I am one meter away from them, and they are two meters away from me. I am not a ghost. Am I so terrible? It's dark inside. I can't see anything. What are you shy about?

I stayed in it for almost an hour, and when I came out, I found many beautiful women around me. I suddenly knew something. I turned around and found myself in the wrong bathhouse!

Yes, I remember the first time I went to a public bathhouse when I was in college. When I walked in, I was shocked, because I had never seen so many naked women, and it was very visually shocking. Then, you will feel that a piece of glistening is really like boiling jiaozi. The idea that I will be one of them soon was actually rejected.

When you have done enough psychological construction and want to take off your clothes, it will be particularly embarrassing. Although no one is looking at you, you will still feel something is wrong in your heart. You are always so embarrassed under the gaze of others. What's more, if you go with your classmates, they will rub your back, which is quite speechless. I can't accept it anyway. I don't like being rubbed on my back.

In 2000, I met a true story. I come from the south. That year, a friend of my village worked in a coal mine in the north (that is, Jilin). He is a worker in that mine, an iron rice bowl. Because of the need of production, he went back to our village to recruit people, which recruited more than 30 people. We went to the mine in May. In the south, we have bathed in reservoirs and pools. At that time, the weather in the north was still a little cold, and I felt a little tired all the way by train. So people put down their bags, saluted and wanted to take a bath. It turned out that there was a bathhouse in the mine, mainly because there were many people and the bathhouse was small. Some people went directly to the boiler room for washing. There are also several middle-aged women in this boiler room. I forgot to close the water bath, so I washed it inside. When washing, two middle-aged women went in. At that time, the two women were scared and said, "You are so open in the south, I want to report you to the leader." The next day, the leader of the safety meeting directly named you as new workers. Don't do this next time. I forgive you this time, no fine, but I will apologize to these two women. Because there were many of us and everyone was talking and laughing, we went to the dormitory to find these two people, and we explained our purpose. At this time, they left with a red face. Now that I think about it, I think they are embarrassed, and we were embarrassed at that time.