Humorous sentences about playing the piano

Once I played Chopin,

My professional teacher said:

"How can you make a song so sad?

Again Are you having such fun playing the tangled music?

Have you ever been in love?"

I said: "I got married the first time I fell in love and then the teacher assigned me Brahms. Give me something to let me experience the pain and entanglement of Brahms and Schumann

and Clara's love triangle.

Okay, I will imagine taking on the role.

Johnny depp plays a love triangle and experiences the pain. The song has been played and it’s time to go back to class.

It was so confusing and painful at the beginning.

One side Teacher Tan said: "Well, it's not bad. "

As a result, after reaching the middle section, the style of painting started to look a little wrong again. The teacher stopped and asked: "What's wrong?

What happened to be so happy? ”

I said: “I won in the love triangle

2. My piano teacher (male)

Every time since I was 5 years old. A sentence I must read every time I attend class: "Sit upright! Don't sit sideways!

Aim your penis at the middle C! Aim right!" It has been so many years now,

Sometimes when practicing piano, I can’t help but aim at 3

When I was in the fourth grade of elementary school. New to four-handed bombing. The piano teacher’s comments still echoed in my ears.

"You are playing four-hand medley with Dudu

(another girl playing the piano), you are not trying to kick her off the keys with your hands." "Follow you. I became famous for this playing method.

I taught a student who could play the four-handed solo.”4

After half a year of learning, I started playing Hanon and 599

599 The first song is simply to die for.

"You play the piano with great emotion," "You play the piano with great emotion,"

It reminds me of my father.

He played cotton very well in our village. "5

When I was in high school, I played Chopin concert music and went to Shangyin University to give a master class to a professor in the piano department. After listening to my performance, the professor asked: "Are you in love? ”

There are a bunch of listeners down there, and my mother!!!