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What did the rice scroll of Yin and Yang Master say? 202 1 September, Yi

The Story of Yin He —— On the 5th Anniversary of Yin He in Tomomi Inada Scroll and Tomomi Inada Scroll by SSR Fairy Rice.

What did the rice scroll of Yin and Yang Master say? 202 1 September, Yi

The Story of Yin He —— On the 5th Anniversary of Yin He in Tomomi Inada Scroll and Tomomi Inada Scroll by SSR Fairy Rice.

What did the rice scroll of Yin and Yang Master say? 202 1 September, Yin and Yang Shi made public the SSR-style Shendaobarnyard grass and her story of painting axes. So what kind of god is rice barnyard grass, and what has she experienced? Next, let's take a look at the plot of the picture scroll.

Yin and SSR "Rice Barn Map" Volume I "Gods' Plot"

"Who are you? 」

"I ask you! What appeared in front of the idol ... is it the Lord of the gods! ? 」

God never imagined that he was summoned by a teenager in the suburbs; I can't think of the divine form that came into this world. Just an ordinary little paper man.

It all came so suddenly that God's belly began to swell before he could run away.

She doesn't remember her name and god, but only the existence of "divine dishes". She gave an Oracle to the teenager and asked him to offer incomparable delicious food according to his own recipe.

"God's adult! If you promise to fulfill my mother's last wish, I will cook for you! 」

"add spicy." "yes! 」

"Go to the onion." "yes! 」

"Put more meat." "No problem! 」

The immortal closed his eyes and thought about it, and his divine power was concentrated, and he successfully changed from a paper man to a fairy. The teenager who witnessed the change of god's shape lamented his lucky blow, and his eyes were full of admiration and worship for god.

It's just that it's not just teenagers who feel lucky, but even immortal adults are secretly glad? Fortunately, the child can cook, otherwise she will be hungry again just after being summoned.

Second, delicious food.

"God's adult, where should we find ingredients? 」

"The mushroom on the cliff, the spring water of sorghum ice, and the meat of the bear? As the name implies, it is on cliffs and mountains! 」

"I see ... then where is it! ? 」

The mushrooms on the cliff, the spring water of sorghum ice and the meat in the bear's nest are all precious and rare ingredients recorded in the cooking recipes of the gods. They climbed mountains and mountains and suffered a lot on the way.

In order to fill their stomachs, teenagers tried to cook other dishes, but the immortals always said that these things could not be swallowed.

"We must be a very high-ranking god, and ordinary food can't be eaten at all. Gao, let's not argue. Let's keep looking for the ingredients on the menu. 」

"God's adult want to try rice balls? 」

"So ordinary rice balls for us not bashful? 」

"Well ..."

It is understandable that immortals have such an idea. After all, at this time, she didn't know why she became a god. The impulse to take care of the gods is not her love, but it bothers her. If we want to make an analogy, it is like a big hole filled with discontent, a regret that can never be made up.

Whenever she is hungry, she will hear a wonderful voice echoing in her ear: "The building is full ..."

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After many hardships, the gods and teenagers got the mushrooms on the cliff and the spring water of sorghum ice, but when they were looking for the meat of the bear, they were chased by the giant bear.

The young rice ball deeply attracted the giant bear and alarmed many wild animals on the way to escape. At the critical moment, he used rice balls to attract wild animals to kill each other and protect the gods in danger.

Attracted by rice balls, there are also mental pigs.

If you meet an ordinary rice ball, it certainly won't have any interest. However, the rice ball in the hands of teenagers hides spiritual power. It has been sleeping in the forest for many years and has been awakened by the aroma of spiritual power.

God and teenagers settled the pig beside them and began to cook mysterious and anticipated "God Cuisine".

Teenagers applied the cooking skills taught by their mothers to this dish, and the aroma in the pot spread in the forest. Every time the gods smell a trace of fragrance, their inner pain and sadness will increase.

"Is this delicious enough to cry ..." She looked at the golden soup expectantly while the teenager was not paying attention, and secretly wiped her tears.

"get it! I don't think I've ever tasted this taste. 」

Teenagers offer food with confidence, but gods and pigs can't eat it because of its strange taste. Seeing that God's adult turned back to the prototype of a paper man because of hunger, the teenager quickly fed her the remaining rice balls.

At the instant of the dinner party, great power emerged in the body of the god.

Fourth, satiety.

Those intermittent memories became complete when the gods regained their strength.

It turns out that she is not a powerful god and has never enjoyed any delicious food. The so-called "divine cuisine" in my mind is a genre of cuisine mentioned by Kyoto nobles before she starved to death, which only exists in her imagination.

"That's delicious, I'm afraid I can't eat. 」

In the sneer of the nobility, her life full of regret and unwillingness is coming to an end.

The light of the lantern gradually covered her eyes. She is just a little beggar with no name and surname. Because she is clumsy and weak, she is often bullied. Nothing good happens in my life. Last night, the food she managed to catch was given to her young companion. This morning, she had to starve to death in the street, which was really stupid. 、

Suddenly, an enthusiastic teenager woke her up. The teenager handed the "delicious food" in her arms to her mouth, although it was just an ordinary rice ball.

"I have no money ..."

"This is specially made for you, and I don't charge you. 」

The warmth and satiety of being absent from life are full of plain rice balls. The spiritual power contained in rice balls played a magical role in front of the shrine.

"Finally remembered? 」

At this time, the echoing voice gradually became clear: "There are no hungry people in the building, and the world is full." This is the teaching of the god of food, and you need to inherit the Ministry. 」

"We are just beggars, who is qualified to bear the name of God? Is it because we ate rice balls offered by teenagers in front of the shrine? 」

In the light, the god of food opened the door of prophecy for her. She saw that within a few years, most people outside the city lived a warm and full life, and countless children were freed from the fear of hunger. She saw the lost chef become a master chef under her guidance.

"This is what you can do, you will do, you will do. You are humiliated and kind, and you have to go through all kinds of hardships to qualify as a god of food. 」

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God's adult who got the divine power slowly fell in front of the teenagers.

"You go to Kyoto and let those people know what real cooking is. 」

But the boy's heart is full of doubts and confusion. He is the illegitimate child of Kyoto cuisine family. His mother took him wandering in the suburbs for many years. For the sake of utility and fame, he was always prevented from going back to his father's house to cook.

After his mother died, he didn't know her family's past and didn't want to reunite with his biological father. Isn't it a betrayal of his mother to let him go to Kyoto alone now?

"Our agreement with you won't let others take anything from you. Your mother's last wish will be fulfilled by us. 」

God's firm eyes gave teenagers unprecedented courage and confidence. He will respond to the expectations of the gods and realize this dream that belongs to them.

"That god's adult? Won't you come with me? 」

"Silly boy, the gods are very busy! Gods should walk around and perform their duties. Much as we want to go with you, we have to say goodbye here today. 」

As a result, the immortal and the teenager parted ways.

VI. Architecture

God ... no, it should be called god of food. She walks in the wild, often working silently in sparsely populated places, filling the hungry with food. Work hard day and night.

Some people say that this is a matter of lofty ideals, while others say that this is what human beings deserve. But the idea of rice is simple. She just doesn't want to see anyone go hungry.

Between the field and the building, there is often a god who leads the pigs and distributes the rice balls in the basket to the helpless children.

"hello? Rice! Wuhua! Wait for us! 」

"poop-poop _ _! 」

Warm smiles spread all over the earth with fragrant rice.