About sketch creativity, KFC, play

The following excerpt is from Degang Guo's "Are you under a lot of pressure on KFC?".

Guo: Thank you, thank you for your applause.

Y: applause from two people on the stage and one person from you.

Guo: I'll shoot it for you again (applause). Thank you again for your applause. I'm so happy to say it. I'm just kidding.

Yes

Guo: My brother and I have been working together for six years. If Degang Guo has achieved so much, it is entirely because of myself (Yu Qian) and my own efforts.

Y: I want to discuss something with you. If you don't want to introduce me in the future, don't compare with me, ok?

Guo: I'm not finished yet.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: A single filament does not make a line, and a single tree does not make a forest. How many nails are full? Can we have today without the help of others?

Y: I dare not.

Guo: I want to thank my wife, who helped me make use of a treasure house in Shanghai.

Y: Is there me here or not?

Guo: I have you.

Y: Hey, tell me about me.

Guo: Without you.

Y: A。

Guo: I have long been popular.

Y: Ah, I've been confused, haven't I?

Guo: Are you kidding?

Y: Just kidding.

Guo: I have a question I especially want to ask my teacher.

Y: ask me?

Guo: Are you under pressure?

Y: there must be.

Guo: Tell me about it.

Y: Well, for example, you have to publish a new book next to it every year.

Guo: Well, there is some pressure.

Y: Whether the audience accepts or not after the work comes out is another pressure.

Guo: It's true. How uncomfortable are these pressures? You have to work hard. You say these unhappy things, which makes us very happy.

Y: What kind of mentality? Le Er, right?

Guo: No, we are in the same boat.

Y: You too?

Guo: No one understands. Look at the platform Oh, it's dazzling, laughing and cursing.

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Guo: It's all pressure.

Y: Everyone is under pressure.

Guo: To tell you the truth, I am also under great pressure. I am a strong person.

Y: I can see that

Guo: I have done a lot of work.

Y: oh.

Guo: It's me ... Help me. I'm under too much pressure. How many setbacks have I encountered in these years? Fortunately, I have always been strong inside.

Y: that's all right.

Guo: Lie down if you fall.

Y: I haven't got up since then. I fell down. I can get up from where I fell.

Guo: Sometimes I can't sleep all night. Alas, I dreamed of trekking to climb the Himalayas.

Y: I'm tired

Guo: Climb Mount Everest.

Yu: the highest

Guo: Climb Mount Everest step by step. "How can I go down? ! "

Y: Your dream is really realistic.

Guo: Thank you for your encouragement. Well, I'm a restaurant.

Y: Oh, I've also done catering.

Guo: Open a restaurant.

Y: oh.

Guo: The hotel is called Qin Hang.

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Guo: Not if you are not diligent.

Y: right.

Guo: How difficult is it? Why does the whole family go to your house for dinner?

Y: it must be distinctive.

Guo: I was ambitious at that time. I want to be a leader in the catering industry.

Y: it's too idealistic.

Guo: I will be Guo Laoda in the future. The hotel I run is called "Guo Laoda Hotel".

Y: It's really hard to say.

Guo: Sit in the room after opening it.

Y: A。

Guo: Come to dinner: "This is Mrs. Guo's restaurant."

Y: Well, this eye is not good, and it has cataracts.

Guo: Look at these two people. I am so angry. I have a can of coke in my hand, and it comes out when I shake it.

Y: wow.

Guo: Put your mouth together quickly, and the coke will come out down your nose.

Y: spit water.

Guo: Where is nonsense?

Y: What is this image?

Guo: Bang.

Y: There's enough pressure.

Guo: I don't think so.

Y: A。

Guo: It's embarrassing. Wow (vomiting), what do you want to eat?

Y: Who else can eat here? !

Guo: He didn't speak.

Y: right.

Guo: Take off your shoes and come to me.

Y: ok?

Guo: Oh, you think I'm Bush.

Y: hehe.

Guo: Sichuan cuisine, Shandong cuisine and Cantonese cuisine are all cooked by people. Should I get something that others don't?

Y: I wish this function came out.

Guo: I thought about it. I sell Henan food.

Y: Are there any cuisines in Henan?

Guo: Henan cuisine is very popular in Guangyuan. I sell Kaifeng dishes.

Yu: Kaifeng restaurant

Guo: I made it full of foreign flavor.

Y: How foreign?

Guo: You can't write Kaifeng dishes. Take the first word of the English alphabet, open, k, seal, f, dish, c.

Y: Listen to these three letters.

Guo: OK, write KFC.

Y: oh.

Guo: Let's take a picture of my grandfather wearing glasses (everyone is very happy) and then eat here.

Y: who is it?

Guo: Not so many diners came in.

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Guo: But I heard from KFC that they all came out to spit on me.

Y: Do you know that you stole someone else's name?

Guo: Otherwise, make real western food.

Y: What is real western food?

Guo: Zhajiang Noodles, Old London.

Y: I haven't heard of it. Is there a river in London?

Guo: Old Tansanik steamed and fried buns, while old Tansanik electroplated Nicia.

Y: electroplating Nicia?

Guo: What's your name?

Yu: Indonesia

Guo: Ah, I was wrong. I don't make money.

Y: I don't make money.

Guo: Selling pizza.

Y: Oh, yes.

Guo: Call it a loser.

Y: It's too unrequited.

Guo: If diners don't come in, they will say it's unlucky.

Y: How fresh is it?

Guo: I worked in several restaurants, but I spent almost all my money and didn't make any money. What should I do?

Y: huh?

Guo: Gee, later a friend told me that you were going to dump some antique jade articles.

Y: selling antiques.

Guo: This makes a lot of money, but selling vegetables makes limited money.

Y: that's true.

Guo: An antique can fetch a lot of money.

Y: you can make a lot of money.

Guo: Oh, go home and look for it.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Let's see what antiques we have at home.

Y: Is there anything to see?

Guo: There are many things.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: These are my uncle's slippers.

Y: hey.

Guo: My grandmother pickled sauerkraut.

Y: oh.

Guo: The medicinal liquor made by my grandfather is very powerful.

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Guo: My second uncle drank it to death.

Y: huh? You dare to sell this?

Guo: The formula of forensic autopsy is the same as arsenic.

Y: it's poison. Selling things is not available to others.

Guo: I know.

Y: what's this?

Guo: Uncle's ashes.

Y: who wants it?

Guo: Grab one and try it.

Y: Nonsense. Have you ever tasted ashes?

Guo: Later people said

Y: A。

Guo: Do you want to get rid of antiques, jade, calligraphy and painting?

Y: A。

Guo: Shanxi and Shaanxi.

Y: That's the ancient city.

Guo: I can't go to Shanxi.

Y: really?

Guo: I really went there with a shovel to dig, dig, dig, and dig into a small coal mine. If I die there again, it's not worth Shaanxi, is it?

Y: ah, yes.

Guo: Shaanxi is very good. The snacks in Shanxi are called mutton and bread pieces in soup.

Y: A。

Guo: In the future, I will be in the ocean of making buns.

Y: That's not afraid of boiling soup.

Guo: Find something and get the money ready.

Y: A。

Guo: Let's drive my BMW.

Y: Er, OK, OK, wait a minute. Li Xia of BMW, what kind of car is this?

Guo: The BMW logo was put on it.

Y: Hey, what nonsense?

Guo: I am creative.

Y: you.

Guo: Oh, let's go shopping first.

Y: What's good?

Guo: Antique calligraphy and painting are really good things to buy.

Y: is there?

Guo: Buy some new paintings.

Y: Wow, then you can copy it.

Guo: The works of naturalists in the Tang Dynasty.

Y: it's very precious.

Guo: Oh, beauty.

Y: Hey, draw this for him.

Guo: Mountains and rivers.

Y: He is good at it.

Guo: Fuwa

Y: huh? Tang Bohu painted Fuwa?

K: A set of five.

Y: Hey, what a fool!

Guo: I also bought Wang Xizhi's handwriting.

Y: that's not bad either.

Guo: It was written by the great calligrapher Wang Xizhi.

What did you write?

Guo: One world, one dream.

Y: Oh, I must work hard.

Guo: I lost my car as soon as I went out.

Y: Oh, the BMW brand Li Xia has also been occupied.

Guo: There are still eyes open.

Y: what should I do?

Guo: I sold my calligraphy and painting.

Y: A。

Guo: No one wants it.

Y: nobody wants it.

Guo: The car is gone, and so is the money.

Y: You are wrong.

Guo: Let's see where it comes from. I'll sign up.

Y: oh, yes.

Guo: Do something.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I want to apply for a job at KFC.

Y: go ahead.

Guo: Sit in a row of examiners, "Hello everyone" and "What are your specialties?"

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I can sing.

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Guo: Sing a song.

Y: A。

Guo: More happiness, more laughter, all in McDonald's.

Y: No matter how good it is, it's wrong.

Guo: I'll come out and his supervisor will come out. "Wait a minute, tell you, I didn't want you because I sang the wrong song."

Y: what's that?

Guo: Did you cook Kaifeng food?

Y: This is still under consideration.