sarcastic words about people who cry about poverty all day long

1. Please be careful when passing by the lawn! Don't mess with the dirt I want to eat!

2． People need to be ambitious and not worry about hundreds of dollars, so I usually struggle with three and a half dollars, especially ten cents.

3． I can wait a little longer to fall in love, but if I get rich suddenly, please do it now! immediately!

4. I don’t even poop cleanly, I have to leave half of it, otherwise I’ll be hungry next time!

5． I never cared if my friends had money. Not as poor as me anyway.

6． I used to think that money could buy everything, but then I discovered that I didn’t have enough money.

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7. One inch of time is worth one inch of gold, three inches of time is worth one xin. Cherish this time when you can still be poor and happy, and work hard, Sao Nian!

8. I feel that I am much richer than Jack Ma, because Jack Ma once said that his salary is only one yuan.

9. I just got out of prison and had to find a way to go back.

10． Do I still use euphemisms to tell others that I am poor? I'm so poor that I can't even hide it!

11. I really miss the feeling of feeling rich under clothes I haven’t worn in a long time.

12． "Although I was poor before, I was very happy. It's different now." "Are you rich now?" "Now I'm not only poor, but also fucking unhappy."

13. Forgive me for being a bad-mouthed person and a shabby person with no money.

14. Growing up, I discovered that my best and most effective magic trick was to turn money into nothing!

15． My most valuable possession before marriage was my freedom.

16． My eyes seem to be nearsighted! Why can’t I see any money when I open my wallet?

17. Just when I saw Xiaoqiang, I had some meat to eat again.

18. Slow down when you walk, don't take away my northwest wind.