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Where is your mother-in-law?

/kloc-In September of 0/6, I received a certificate from Fengzi that I had a fetus in my husband's house a few months before pregnancy (I was hospitalized for one month to protect the fetus, and I stayed in bed for several months after discharge. I was lying in bed every day except going to the toilet, which made me almost demented and didn't understand the darkness at night during the day. I also had an abortion needle for a month, and now I wonder if the abortion needle hit my nerve at that time, so that it hurts just to turn my right nerve in bed now. When raising a baby, my mother-in-law and father-in-law also take care of it. About 6 months pregnant, the baby is completely stable. My mother-in-law sees me bored every day and says, why don't you go back to your mother's house for a while? You can kill time by playing cards at your mother's house. After that, I went back to my parents' house for more than 2 months and didn't play cards very much. For two months, my in-laws didn't make a phone call, and the video was only sent once (my in-laws have wifi, and my father-in-law can use video), and I feel that I don't care at all [covering my face]. After the baby grew up, my father-in-law called me back to raise it, so he called a car to pick me up at my mother's house. Why doesn't my mother-in-law answer? Because my husband has an elder sister-in-law and grandson to take care of, it is said that no one cooks for them. Besides, at that time, my husband took money to give the bride price (the bride price was all his own money), and my in-laws also said that no one at home cooked and ate [tearfully]. In fact, the distance between my husband's house and mine is not far, it's an hour's drive. My sister-in-law's house is less than 10 minutes by bike from my husband's house. /kloc-After giving birth to my daughter in June of 0/7, my mother-in-law always said that I was too busy every day. I don't know what I'm busy with. He didn't help me hold my baby or wash my diapers. He just cooked some rice every day, because my husband had a half-month holiday at that time, and he washed diapers and so on. Once I couldn't remember what made me angry, so I asked my mother to take care of me for the second month, and I ate the next month. Oh, you're welcome After the second month, I went back to my mother's house, and there was still no phone call or video when I went back to my mother's house. I stayed at my mother's house for a few months, and then my husband came back from a business trip and took me back to my in-laws' house. When I went back, my daughter was noisy at night, and my in-laws didn't come in to watch. My sister-in-law's son is always coaxed when he cries. When eating, there are all kinds of things that don't care about me They eat theirs. When I am at my mother's house, my mother always lets me eat first. She hugged her grandson until I finished eating, or my mother hugged her to eat. /kloc-in 0/8, my husband was transferred to Changsha, so I went out with him. I took him over one year old. Later, I wanted to go out to work and let my mother-in-law come to Changsha to help with the children. I refused under various excuses, but only in the countryside. At this time, my sister-in-law still lives with her two sons. Her youngest son was born a year after my daughter was born. She is sitting at her mother's house. /kloc-in 0/9, my father-in-law went out of the province because he couldn't find a job in architecture in the local area. At this time, my mother-in-law didn't want to come to Changsha to take care of her granddaughter, but she always wanted to find various reasons to go back to her hometown. Is this what she once told me: which mother-in-law likes grandchildren better? Ironically, everyone told us to save money to buy a house. I wonder how much my father-in-law can earn a year? It would be nice if they could get 1 0,000 yuan a year for insurance and expenses. Besides, I didn't ask them for money to buy a house. I just want you to help me send my children to primary school. My father-in-law lost thousands of cards and called us for money. Hehe, why not go to his daughter's to get them? It is also a reason that the eldest son took care of him for nearly four years from birth to the birth of the younger son. Now my daughter is over 3 years old. Every time she goes back, she says she can have a second child. I'll get it for you. Give birth to you! I don't want you to take it to the country for me! Throughout these years, in a word: before and after marriage, before and after pregnancy, there is a big difference between having a daughter and having a son! [Covering her face] Of course, her mother-in-law has good times, but everyone does, only remembering bad times [tears streaming down her face].

It's been 19 years since my mother-in-law died. I was afraid of a word when my mother-in-law was alive. I am particularly afraid of my mother-in-law. If the old lady is 95 years old and doesn't know a word, she was the party branch secretary of the unit at that time. Northeast dialect, her mouth is particularly ugly. I'm not afraid of her because her family has money or I don't have a job. On the contrary, my parents are intellectuals and their wages are particularly high. I work in China Petrochemical Company with a high monthly salary. For example, it has been a year or two since my mother-in-law died. I was playing mahjong downstairs, and people told me my father-in-law was watching. I will subconsciously drill under the mahjong table, because my mother-in-law criticized me for playing mahjong once when I first got married. I think it makes sense, so I stopped playing until the old lady died. I'm afraid of her because her brain is a little old, and I hope her sons can stop her daughter-in-law, but it's unreasonable in other ways. She takes good care of her grandchildren. At most, the old lady takes care of our three children by herself and prepares cotton-padded clothes and trousers for the children in winter. We don't have to worry about anything, but she hasn't been idle or enjoyed a day. I was cooking for the children until the day before I died. Who knows that I never wake up when I sleep at night? Nineteen years later, I still think of her old man occasionally. I feel sorry for her. When I was young, I didn't understand. I just thought about myself. A few years after her mother-in-law's death, my son told me that when I was eating in a restaurant in the sixth grade, I dreamed of my grandmother. What did I dream? My son said, in my dream, I asked my grandmother why she didn't keep her word and said that she would accompany me to junior high school, so I had it. When I got married, my mother asked me to honor my father-in-law, but I didn't have a chance to honor my mother-in-law, so I stayed with my father-in-law until he died this year, even wearing a shroud. I just want to make up for what I didn't do when I was young. My parents and parents-in-law died. I really miss them and hope they can see the outstanding grandchildren now. Unfortunately, nothing can be done again!

The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is an unavoidable family topic. My colleague has a bad heart. I have been taking Chinese medicine for almost a month recently, and my health is getting better every day. The doctor said that she would be well soon, but two days ago, she had dinner with her in-laws, and her colleagues and mother-in-law sat face to face. After dinner, her colleague had another heart attack. She said that when she saw her mother-in-law's face, her heart was blocked. In the second month, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law did not deal with it. Over time, both of them have heart disease, and neither of them likes the other. To tell the truth, my colleague is a straightforward and easy-going person, but she can't get along with her mother-in-law.

Tell me more about my mother-in-law To tell the truth, I admire her very much. My mother-in-law is an intellectual. She has been engaged in political work all her life, especially ideological work. She is very reasonable and persuasive. Because of her knowledge, her thoughts can keep up with the times and not fall behind. She has been engaged in education for many years and has unique views on education. In addition, she is not stingy with giving, not only taking care of herself, but also taking care of her grandson and giving a lot. Therefore, the son has special feelings for his grandmother.

Mother-in-law seldom speaks loudly when talking to people, even if she doesn't hurt people, she will communicate with you calmly even if she is dissatisfied, but it is strange that her son and grandson regard her words as imperial edict. On the contrary, her father-in-law is abusive and bossy all day, but no one is afraid of him.

But if it is a matter of principle, my mother-in-law will never give in, just as she thinks my son is suitable for studying science and will have a good job in the future, so she will keep brainwashing her grandson and let her children choose science. Mother-in-law sometimes prefers to be in charge of people, because when she has been a leader for many years, the problem of loving to direct people sometimes breaks out. But I don't care about her, let her have the final say, after all, she has paid a lot for her children.

In a family, we should communicate more, and some unprincipled problems should not be taken seriously. If we make them bigger, family relationships will be more harmonious. It is not easy for an old man. He worked hard all his life. Make her happy when she is old.

How is my mother-in-law I'll tell her some behaviors. I don't judge it. I'm just saying.

Never cooked me a meal from pregnancy to birth. After more than 9 months, let me go out to buy food and cook by myself. You told me confidently that you can buy what you want and only buy me one kind of food once in a while. Then I added, you can buy what you want.

After the baby was born, he left it alone, and then came over every day to tell me what to do, take care of everything and make decisions. If the child is not good, blame me for not taking care of it.

Follow me every day and see where I take care of the children. She reads everything I tell my children like a repeater. She did what I did. I changed the diaper and she tugged. As a result, my clothes were pulled in a mess. I took the child to take a bath, and she just stared and then commanded. I said I'd bring it to her. She doesn't want me to go out to work. Hug her for a while, then continue screaming, crying, peeing and pulling. You can't handle it. Call me. So if you don't help, you will make trouble, and you will force me to have a second child. Even when will I be born? I asked her if she gave birth, would she bring it to you? She refused, let me continue to bring two, and asked me to buy food and cook. How can I take my two children out to buy food by myself? I go by cart, so it's not easy to buy. Sometimes I fall asleep, sometimes I cry when I get on the bus.

She will also wear my clothes and shoes casually, go in and out of my bedroom casually, and rummage through drawers casually.

It's up to you to decide which sheet to sleep in and which quilt to cover.

My child and I go to bed at noon, and she will come and lie down together, or stand by and watch us all the time in bed.

That's all for now.

My mother-in-law is deaf, but she is very kind to me.

My husband and I got married naked. When we got married, we had nothing, and we didn't ask his family for money to buy things, let alone a car or a house.

We usually live in the city and go back to his house for the New Year. My mother-in-law always washes and dries our bedding in advance, and then changes it every time she goes back. I can't cook. My husband does it at home and my mother-in-law does it back. It is delicious. I remember the first year when we went back, we didn't have any money. Before the Chinese New Year, I had to go back to my parents' house. I didn't tell her that she knew everything, and then she secretly gave me 1000 yuan, which was her private money. It has been more than ten years.

Then I gave birth to my eldest son, my second son and two children, and she didn't give me any children. I didn't ask her to wait on me. I came for a few days and left. I can look after the children by myself, and my husband can cook. I really don't think this old woman needs to wait on me for the next month. My mother-in-law brought everything she used to eat from home, and I didn't prepare anything.

If I get angry and quarrel with my husband, he will scold her son and then tell me not to fight. It is broken. Very clear.

My mother-in-law is also very smart and has a good memory. After she stayed in my house for a few days and left, I had to call him and ask him what he couldn't find. My father-in-law translated it, of course.

My mother-in-law is so kind! But I believe that my mother-in-law is also a mother. As long as you are sincere to him, he will naturally be sincere to you. People are mutual. If you are good to yourself, you won't expect anything. Others will come naturally! !

I have been with my mother-in-law for 25 years, and her mother-in-law has a good temper! The careless kind! I have never seen her speak to us loudly. Once I asked her why I said that you and my father (my father-in-law) never quarrel. She said, both of them should make way for each other! So we won't fight! Wake up the dreamer in one sentence! In fact, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law still have to get along well! She died when she was seriously ill at the end of last year, and we three brothers and sisters took turns to serve in three shifts. My relatives came to the hospital to see my mother-in-law and praised me. In fact, my mother-in-law usually does it for our children and wives! The climate in which my mother-in-law lives tells us a lot of life experiences worth learning, which we all remember.

Where is your mother-in-law?

Let me talk about my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law has been strong all her life. She hopes that the married daughter will be the master of her son-in-law's house, and the married daughter-in-law will be a obedient lamb. We seldom live together after marriage. Since we got married, we have been working outside and going home occasionally. One thing in front of her son, another thing behind his back. We don't know how many times we quarreled about it. My husband is Ma Baonan.

For example, when my daughter was only half a year old, she always tried her best to pack rice when eating at our house. Last time, the leftovers were only for me. She and her son ate fresh rice, and I told my husband privately. He said that his mother knew that he had a bad stomach and would indulge her daughter to help her take me. Finally, I almost divorced, and my husband enlightened me

I won't say anything else. Anyway, I understand a truth now. It is not unreasonable for people to be bullied.

Because of the north-south differences, my mother-in-law and I have many differences in life and parenting, but on the whole, it's ok!

My mother-in-law is a woman with a strong personality. Her husband's biological father died unexpectedly in his early years, and her mother-in-law just shouldered the heavy responsibility of raising two children. Later, under the matchmaking of people, she combined with her current father-in-law. The current father-in-law is a gentle and kind person (also a bad karma indigenous, his parents died when he was a child, he grew up with his eldest brother, and he has no family to take care of him as an adult, so he has no money to get married). After we got married, his in-laws

This topic will involve the mother-in-law's personality in almost every household.

First of all, we must realize that the mother-in-law is also a mother. Let me talk about my opinion.

In our first life, our habits are definitely different from those of our mother-in-law, and there will be many contradictions. After all, there is a generation gap, especially in rural areas. Our clean mother-in-law is not very hygienic, because my mother-in-law is like this. Of course, I have been angry and others don't agree with you. I have moved on, and I have to do everything myself in the end. There's no need to get angry. We should get used to it.

Secondly, after having children, we young people pay more attention to children's education, food, clothing, housing and transportation, and my mother-in-law has never bought a toy or a dress for her children, and I have never been angry. After all, it is not easy for a mother-in-law to raise two sons, build a house and marry a daughter-in-law in the countryside. I don't care about her pain

In short, we should care less and understand the elderly more. We should do more and talk less. Family is also harmonious. Life is not easy, not to mention the elderly. We young people should cherish the present and strive to live a better life on our own. Don't complain if the old man can help. Mother-in-law's position in everyone's heart is different. Everyone wants to meet their mother-in-law. I believe that our young people will live a better life through their own efforts. I hope everyone can live in harmony with their mother-in-law, and the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law will bloom like flowers. Lead by example. We also have children. Everyone is kind at heart.

My mother-in-law is 90 years old this year. She is a very open-minded and cheerful person! A year ago, my father-in-law was critically ill, and the whole family was very sad. Our children were afraid that she could not accept it! Because their parents have a very good relationship, they always hold hands when they go out for a walk! On the contrary, she advised us to relax, saying that it was only a matter of time before people queued up on the way to death from the day they were born. Your father has been ill for so long, leaving is a relief! Besides, it's enough for me to live to 90 years old. Don't be too sad! We are relieved to see our mother-in-law's mental state and thoughts! After my father-in-law died, my daughter cried for a long time in America because she didn't go back to class. Call her to persuade her! Even now, I have always been a granddaughter, and I will report anything to my grandmother. She told me that if I was old, I would be as open-minded as my grandmother! My mother-in-law now sends WeChat every day to report good morning, and likes watching news and sports events. As long as there is a table tennis match, it won't stop (it is said that my mother-in-law was the school table tennis champion in college). I hope my mother-in-law will live a long and healthy life!