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This girl is a fairy. Tell me about it.

1. Do what you want and love me the rest of the time.

Don't accept any bribe except Mr. Wang's beauty.

My head hurts, someone must be squeezing my wisdom.

4, people are iron, rice is steel, one day does not pretend to panic.

There are many backgrounds, but I only have my back.

6. For the rest of my life, I will be thin and rich. It's still me who has everything beautiful.

7. Having no money is not the saddest thing. What's even sadder is that your father has no money.

8. Thanks to being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

9. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep with ideals and saliva.

10, I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.

1 1, delicious food should be eaten in the stomach, and lovely people should be kept in their hearts.

12, the sky is boundless, you eat grass and I eat sugar.

13, if having money is a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

14, I hope my little friend will make you worry-free and unforgettable.

15, want to drink milk tea, want to eat meat, want to lose weight and not exercise.

16, life is not only immediate, but also the invitation of my predecessor.

17, now I find that streaking was so unrestrained when I was a child.

18, sometimes, it's your feelings that deceive you.

19, no matter how powerful Tang Priest is, it's just a monkey trick.

20. You don't have to come across the ocean to see me. Just give me your savings for half a year.

2 1, I hope I am free and charming.

22. I hope that the sky will be clear and clear, and I will meet you when I look up.