Funny sentences of friends.

Friends' funny sentences, real friends like funny sentences, and friends can have no bottom line. How casual are real friends? If you hit me, I must pay you back. Here are some funny sentences and related information about friends.

Friends are funny +0 1. If one day I die for you, it proves that I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts

2. If I hadn't met you, if I hadn't fallen in love with you, if I didn't believe it, maybe I wouldn't be myself at the moment.

Be a simple person, don't expect sudden good luck, just hope all the rewards.

Don't give me any more life advice. I don't even care about my own life.

No matter how hard life is, you should smile and frown.

6, like is the joy of love at first sight, love is long-lasting.

7. Do what you should do and love the person you should love. You can cope with the magnificence of stormy waves and be content with the warmth of running water.

8. For example, drinking water is cold and warm.

9. You and I just make do with each other after all.

10, the pledge of eternal love finally gave time,

1 1. Today's gift is no longer what we agreed.

12, borrow me to kill mediocre feelings, borrow me to indulge in sadness and crying,

13, with you, I'm like a gambler who won't leave after losing everything.

14, the consequences of all negative emotions are water under the bridge.

15, vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash!

16, I love you to the point of heartache. I hate you to death, and I hate my cowardice. I love you so much! I have never felt moved by being loved. I love you so much that I forget why I need love.

17, if the kite breaks and the marionette is disabled, will you forget me?

18, because love is superstitious, it is not scientific at all.

19, lovelorn, like an hourglass, tears and heartache are a trickle. Every time I miss it, it will cause a burst of banks, and I will involuntarily go to the old place of dating to find a familiar figure; Similar figures in the street will make you feel scared.

20. There are always sacrifices in feelings.

2 1, mourning is greater than heart death, and heart death is nothing more than laughing it off.

22. Learn to speak concisely and smile cleanly.

23. Heartache is probably similar to the feeling of being full and dead.

Funny sentences of friends.

1, it is said that people who love to laugh have higher IQ, so my IQ is absolutely outrageous.

When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

It is very cold in winter. Just got into bed at night, I heard my brother calling me in the next bedroom and telling me a secret. I got up in the cold and went to his bedroom to ask him what his secret was. He said, "I'll tell you tomorrow. It is too late today. By the way, please turn off the lights for me when you leave. " Go back to bed and think about what's wrong suddenly. ...

4. "Don't ask me how I did in the exam." I can only say, "It's burnt."

5. I like pink ones.

6. I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I am afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.

7. You like me, but you say, confess and pursue. How else would I know?

8. I have heard the most unfortunate sentence in history. His second uncle is a woman! ! Ha ha laugh

9. Mistress, I tell you, he doesn't like betraying you. You'd better not hurt him again, and don't let me know your news.

10, let some people get rich first, then eliminate those who can't get rich, and finally achieve * * * with wealth.

1 1. I used to love, but now I only like money.

12, someone asked me, what are you going to do this valentine's day? Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

13. Who has such strong feelings for me ... for RMB?

14. Adolescence love is spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

15, if you look at me again, I will eat you! Don't move, if I bite you, I'm sorry. If you keep calculating me everywhere, you'll see you standing there, don't move! Wait for me to fly there!

16, ◇ヽfinally know how to eat Oreos, why lick them first, because then no one will rob them.

The sentence of laughing between friends is 2 1. Listening to you saved me a book. [9 characters]

I want the whole world to know that I am low-key. [15 words]

Your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth. [16 words]

4. Don't hang yourself on a tree, try more trees. [16 words]

5, everyone! Today is my wife's birthday anniversary! [16 words]

6. Don't ask my sister questions. Baidu knows more than my sister. Ask him if you have any questions. [20 words]

7, the real dress-strength, dare to face your face without thickness. [20 words]

8. I like that you take the initiative to find me, so I believe you won't bother me. [20 words]

9. You play with others in front of me, and I watch quietly like a stranger. [22 words]

10, human beings know how to be shy, so they wear clothes, so the installation fee can be regarded as "shame fee". [22 words]

1 1. Why hasn't my the only thrill come yet? I really want to help him choose a SF Express and deliver it the same day. [22 words]

12, I found that my myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet. [23 words]

13, I am here, Qing is not here, Qing is here, without a trace. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't be satisfied? [24 words]

14, parents fool their children to call education, children fool their parents to call cheating, and mutual fooling is called generation gap. [27 words]

15, I always believed that I would be thin, but now I'm just playing fat, but I didn't expect to get high after playing. [27 words]

16, in a daze, doing well is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep. [28 words]

17, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over. [28 words]

18, close the gourmet mode and officially open the Xueba mode! Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this feature! [30 words]

19, falling in love is like cooking. If the temperature is not right, then the fried love is either raw or burnt. [32 words]

20, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass. [32 words]

2 1, underage things, break up when you are engaged, get married when you first fall in love, and get married and remarry. [32 words]

22. I don't want to study, I don't want to work hard, I can't persist, I can't be single-minded, I don't know how to be grateful, and I really want to make money. Then buy a bowl [42 words]

23. You are handsome and handsome. Everyone loves you and spends a lot of money. You must be the best among people-scum, beast among beasts, fighter among rubbish. Oh yeah! [43 words]

24. Wearing cheap goods and Wenzhou shoes, the total body does not exceed RMB, only the bag in hand is considered as a high-grade leather bag, because its English name is "gaoji pipao" [44] 44 words.

25. In the past, people and things in this world only liked or disliked, liked or disliked. Later, when I grew up, I looked sophisticated and paid attention to whether I liked it or not. Slowly, they are afraid to ask themselves if they like it or not, and then forget the joy in their hearts. [98 words]

Friends are funny, funny. 3 1. You must get along with her. I will take a bus.

2. I will send you photos you like, and I will accompany you through life.

Big brother misses you very much, but he doesn't say, he wants you to sit in the right place.

When I hit you in the face, don't ask me why I hit you, because you never say thank you when I give you candy.

5. I don't need to manage my emotions. You just need to manage yourself and don't make me angry!

6, nothing special, human characteristics

7. There are some people I don't need to see. I roll my eyes at the thought of her name.

8. Can you find a class? As soon as you open your circle of friends, you are swiping the screen.

9. You were born a cucumber, you owe it a pat, and the day after tomorrow you are a walnut, and you owe it a hammer.

10, your neck is really cute, with a pig head on it.

1 1. Why don't I have a beautiful daughter like my mother?

12, falling in love? This is just a sad picture, a sad picture.

13, if eating fish can nourish the brain, then you should eat at least one whale.

14, I really want to care about you, but unfortunately you have never been sick.

15, you should suffer more when you are young, and you will get used to it when you are old.

16, look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone.

17, daily mouth movements: hahahahahaha

18, tired? When you open Tik Tok, you see me, a man you can't have.

19, you are so good at wrangling. Come with me to the construction site.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

2 1, if you don't sleep with me, when do you care?

22. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

23. You are not incompetent. You have reached the pinnacle in adding obstacles to others.

I didn't want to say it, but I feel sorry for myself if I don't scold you.