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Say something to please girls.
1, I didn't know that people were beautiful until I came out.
2. Just because it is so beautiful, let me express myself.
I only have one hand in my life, because this life is enough.
The craziest thing for my son is to go to bed, and my greatest hope is to have a son with me.
5. When the wind blew your hair dry, I was simply fascinated: in the shiny shawl soft hair, in the faint eyebrow eye Miri, Malaysia, in the clear water eyes, you are so beautiful!
I plan to wait for your warm smile in early spring for a thousand years.
7. I think in fifty years, I will definitely feel like I am in a school.
8. I don't want short-term savings, just life-long companionship.
9. I don't believe in eternity, because I love you more every day.
10, absent-minded until the end of the world.
1 1. If I don't live my whole life, this world will exist forever.
12, if I can have a child with me, I won't make a reservation.
13, I will enter in cold weather; If I hate it, I will erase it. If I were you, I would broadcast it to the whole world. If it were me, I would bear it silently.
14, if the world is one, I am convinced that it is the most beautiful in life, and I love a son.
15, I am old, I hope you are still with me.
16, green wicker, how can it compare with your hair; How can green ripples compare with your eyes; Sometimes, I stare at your Zhang Yuzhao at the bedside and feel that the whole world is immersed in beautiful spring scenery forever.
17. Actually, the first time I saw you was in the photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, let me unforgettable for a long time.
18, waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes, that kind of sedate and dignified temperament, even naughty people will be cautious when they see you.
19, the way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.
20. You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.
2 1, you are a butterfly among flowers and a bud among lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you are always so dignified and beautiful.
22. Your elegant manners, charming and beautiful appearance, charming and decent manners and elegant and generous speech left a deep impression on me from the beginning.
23. You snuck in. A red coat with a tight belt looks so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.
24. It can be seen that I have been lonely for a hundred years only to wait for one person, and the song of 1001 nights is only sung for one person.
25. The spoon is already in mine, please leave me one!
To please girls.
To please girls.
1. After watching a movie with a woman you just met, you can say, "You really look like someone in the movie!" She would be flattered.
2. When she did something inappropriate, such as confusing leeks with wheat seedlings. You steal: "you are a good family, you can't recognize these two strains."
On the bus, you see a beautiful lady. If she has a magazine in her hand, you might as well say, "Do you like this magazine, too? It's really delicious, and I haven't missed every issue. "
4. "I didn't expect to have a talented woman like you around me!" Whether it is true or not, she will be very comfortable after listening.
5. When visiting scenic spots, if a woman sits not far from you and you want to strike up a conversation with her, start like this: "Are you a student? I seem to have seen you when I was eating in the cafeteria. " Actually, you haven't met her.
6. "I seem to have seen your photo in a photo studio!" This inference is valid for the inspiration of strange women.
When it rained heavily on your way to the library, it happened that a girl next to you didn't bring an umbrella. At this time, you might as well say, "Let's go together, we will catch cold in the rain."
8. There is really no good way. You might as well take something and ask her, "Did you lose this thing?" Of course, she has lost a lot, but she will have a good impression on your kindness.
9. While reading in the classroom, I suddenly found a beautiful girl sitting opposite. You are not in her class. At this time, you should read patiently and don't look around. Wait a minute, then ask, "Do you have a dictionary? I don't know a word here. "
10. To a woman whose relationship is about to break up: "Where can I find a woman like you? Yours is really a bit dull, just because you are in this mountain. "
1 1. Walking in the street, a girl with a good figure came face to face. When the time comes, you greet him generously: "Your windbreaker is really beautiful. Where did you buy it? " In fact, you are a drunkard's sake, and everyone knows that you can't wear women's clothes.
12. For a newly divorced woman: "I recently read an article in the newspaper entitled' If you marry a chicken, you don't have to follow it', which is really enjoyable."
13. At the weekend dance, you said to your partner, "You dance really well. Can I ask you to dance next time? " Actually, after that, you can invite her after the next song.
14. Say to a woman with higher education: "Generally speaking, it is difficult to find beautiful girls in universities. This may be because they are easily disturbed by their male classmates in middle school. Please tell us about your tricks. "
15. You saw a young lady in the photo studio who met her own aesthetic standards. At this time, you can walk up to her and say, "You must wear this dress to take pictures, and the effect will be very good." God knows if it's good.
16. Say to a girl with a low education: "Although I don't fully agree that' a woman's talent is virtue', I always feel that a girl's secondary school education is enough. Regardless of your secondary school education, your IQ is no worse than that of some people who study by death. " In this way, you can satisfy her vanity.
17. Say to a girl with a unique hairstyle: "You didn't do this hairstyle in this city, did you?" I will know as soon as I guess. "
18. Say to a girl who is enjoying her photos: "Art comes from life, and artistic beauty is the true reflection of the beauty of life."
19. Say to a girl who never likes to talk: "You are the quietest girl here."
20. Say to a woman who is dissatisfied with her photo: "I don't recognize you after seeing your photo. Just two people. "
2 1. Say to a girl who always likes to talk: "You are the most lively and lovely girl here." If you like a girl of her type.
22. For a woman with a poetic name, you can pat her like this: "You are as poetic as your name."
23. Say to a girl who loves to cry: "As sentimental as Lin Daiyu. You must be a kind and gentle girl. "
24. Say to a girl who doesn't like to cry: "You must be strong. I see that you are very assertive in your work, and you have never been such a mother-in-law like other women. "
25. Say to a girl who never likes to go out: "I can't believe that a beautiful girl like you has no one to date you."
26. Say to a woman who worships knowledge: "My recently published article was written under your inspiration.
In order to thank you for your inspiration, I specially invite you to dinner today. "
27. Say to a girl who loves cleanliness: "It's really feminine. Look, how exquisite! She will be a good housewife in the future. "
28. Say to an introduced woman: "People say you are close, but I think everyone wants to be close to you."
29. Say to a woman who can cook, "Blessed are those who make friends with you. Everything, and the work is not bad. "
30. Face the nurse in white and say, "Now you are the ambassador in white. In fact, you are still an angel after work. "
3 1. Say to a girl who doesn't wear makeup: "I never like girls who wear heavy makeup. You see how tacky! "
32. Say to a woman who never wants to be the first bird: "I really admire your lifestyle and am very calm. Although you look young, you are smart. "
33. Say to a melancholy girl, "You seem very sad. Did you lose something? "
34. For a girl who loves makeup, it is necessary to change the way: "Being able to make up is different. It seems that your aesthetic taste is quite unusual. You must have studied beauty? "
35. Say to a woman who just talked to her boss, "Your opinion is the opinion of all of us. I admire your courage. "
36. Say to a woman with long hair: "The Book of Songs says,' Out of its east gate, there are women like clouds'. Or the traditional long hair is beautiful and moving. Because it is most in line with the aesthetic taste of China people. "
37. The girl you often meet and like very much. When you meet her, you might as well say, "Good luck. We can always meet. "
38. Say to a girl with short hair: "You look really energetic, and the elegance of professional women is all in it."
When you see a woman you haven't seen for a long time, you should say, "Why haven't I seen you?"? Today, let's talk for a while. "
40. Say to a girl who sings well: "Listening to your songs is simply a pleasure."
4 1. I met a beautiful salesgirl and said, "When do you get off work?"
42. Say to a girl next to the beautiful girl you fall in love with: "I really envy you, having such a good person to accompany you all day."
43. Say to a girl who likes others to find her: "I wanted to find you earlier, but I was worried that you were too busy."
44. At the railway station, you met a woman who moved you. She is carrying a lot of luggage. You can say, "Let me help you. This is a man's duty. "
45. For a girl who helped you, she turned to thank you. At dinner, I said, "It's mainly your own efforts. My little help is nothing. It's really nothing. "
46. When you meet a beautiful girl in the swimming pool, you should speak naturally: "People who swim a lot are always tanned, but you are not."
47. For a girl who has helped you, even a little help, you should seriously and exaggeratedly thank her: "Thanks to your help, I couldn't have achieved such results without your help."
48. Say to a filial girl, "My mother always praises you. My sister is just like you. "
49. Say goodbye to the girl at the just-concluded meeting: "Your speech was wonderful. I want to talk to you sometime. Your conversation is very helpful to me. "
If you please girls, have fun.
1. Falling in love with you is a mistake. I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life. I would rather be wrong all my life.
I won't allow you to be confused, little fool. Don't doubt whether I love you or not.
Without you, love is barren. The flowers and plants along the river we walked together withered. The mark you left on me cannot be erased. With love, it can be further deepened. Love is a long-term solution.
I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.
No clothes fit you better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.
Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.
7. When you smile, let me hold your hand tightly; When you cry, let me lend you a shoulder; When you are willful, let me watch you silently. I know you because I love you; Because I understand you, I am with you.
8. I won't kill you or scold you. My plan is to kill you.
9. I walked alone in the street that day. It rained heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and my heart fell out. Your name is on it.
10, baby, don't forget to cover the quilt at night, so as not to cry when you catch a cold; Pay attention to the change of temperature during the day, and it is uncomfortable to catch cold and get sick; Don't spend too much time online at night, lest you get up late and miss the time. Be relaxed, happy and healthy.
1 1, you can look up at me; You can hold your face high and not look at me; You may not hold my hand, hug me, kiss me or smile, but please don't ignore me.
12, falling in love with you, falling in love with the sweetness of love; Fall in love with you, fall in love with the obsession; Fall in love with you, fall in love with the longing for love; Love you, love everything you have.
13, we miss something every day. If we miss it, we will not find it. If we miss it, we will regret it. Mom said that people had better not miss two things: the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.
14, I won't allow you to yell at me. Save it. Do you have a sore throat? It still hurts to shout it out.
15, I won't allow you to haggle. To be a woman, you have to be open-minded and broad-minded to be happy and obedient.
16, I won't allow you to hit me, don't hit me, your hand will hurt very much, I am very resistant to hitting.
17, I would like to create happiness for you personally and walk into the sweet palace hand in hand with you. I would like to weave happiness for you personally and translate a beautiful marriage with you. Loving you is my lifelong commitment, and I am willing to grow old with you.
18. Every time I miss you, Rainbow will open her mouth with a smile. Every time I miss you late at night, the stars are waiting for me. Our love is far away, beautiful in nature and sweet in heart.
19, I don't allow you to be the happiest, because with you, I am already the happiest in the world, so you can only rank second.
20. I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.
2 1, essay contest: first love, only her in my heart; In love, my mother told me to go east, my lover told me to go west and I went west; I am lovelorn, my lover is married, and the groom is not me.
22. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flew away like a cloud.
Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.
Your name fills my heart and makes me love you forever.
25. Dear, it is you who accompanied me through ups and downs and waited for the clouds to clear up, so that I can learn to be calm in impetuousness and philosophical when I am frustrated. It's good to have you along the way.
Although the hand you held has been separated, you will live in my heart forever with your childhood. As long as you are happy.
27. I just want to hold your hand, look into your eyes and walk barefoot by the sea. Just you, just because of you.
28, I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.
29, the earth is still turning, the world is still fickle, I love you forever.
30, perhaps, what you deliberately pursue is often not available, but what you didn't expect is met unexpectedly in your indifference. Don't be unhappy, when you lose him like this, you can certainly gain me like this.
3 1, I have never been a woman who taught me so deeply like you.
32. Where does the heart go, the soul moves into the dream; Acacia several times, every morning and evening; Who is love for? Can't sleep at night; Trapped by love, every minute.
33. Missing is like a river, flowing to the sea and my heart.
34. The map of love has no direction, only your smile. The real scene of love has no road signs, only your beauty. Love you and me, there is no loneliness, only the smell of us embracing each other.
35. A mouse strayed into a flower shop and was chased by a cat. The mouse found that there was no way out, so he picked up a rose and prepared to resist. When the cat saw it, it immediately lowered its head and said shyly, you damn fool, it's so sudden.
36. Love is long-lasting, so is the heart. When will love stop in the depths? When to rest, when to rest, don't let go; Love is in the heart, love is in the mouth, and silence is in the heart. I've only been worried about you all my life.
I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.
I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.
39. I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for life.
40, everything can be conquered, as long as you nod; You can give up everything as long as you wave your hand. Think what you think and worry about what you worry about; Love what you love and feel what you feel. I just want to be with you often and love you till I die.
4 1, for you, rain or shine, it won't change.
42. Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't want to, I hope to have an afterlife.
43. The blind man stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind man. The mute gave a loud roar, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. Pockmarked said, look at my face. The madman said that people should be rational.
44. Give me a second, and I will think of you. Give me a minute, I will care about you, give me a whole day, I will miss you, give me a lifetime, I will protect you, give me a short message, and I will say: I miss you.
45. You are the deepest feeling I can feel in my life.
46. Looking at the story of time, some words were recorded because he was romantic enough. Looking at the picture of love, some colors are left by his deep affection. Dear, I love you, you are my life.
47. You can dry up, stones can rot, and my love for you will never change.
48. With you, life is full of sweetness. Falling in love with you, life is full of happiness. With you, life is full of happiness. Dear, every day with you is happy, and I love you.
49. I will change my style and gently surround you.
50. I always think of you in my heart; Read where you are every day; I don't have the heart to bother you; I just miss you so much today; Send a message to ask you; When can I see you? By the way, I also want to tell you; I only have you in my heart.
5 1, the blue sky is special to you, but I miss you helplessly; Baiyun lovely you, helpless I miss you; You stay away from the green wind, and I wait for you affectionately; The drizzle is romantic to you, and I miss you lonely.
Since I met you, I'm sure I came to this world to get to know you.
53. I miss you so much that you can't sleep at night; Miss you crazy, every word is sweet; Hurt you with all your heart, in every possible way; Knowing that you have a heart, it is easy to pass; Love you deeply and be happy forever. Honey, I love you.
Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.
The proudest thing in my life is meeting you.
56. Whatever I want in this life and the next, I want you.
57. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.
I won't allow you to cross the road alone. Now the driver is very fierce. I will hold your hand and send you safely to the other side.
59. Will love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?
60. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.
6 1, as long as I love you and can be happy, I want nothing more.
62. I won't allow you not to talk, baby. We also need to communicate. Even if I apologize unilaterally, you should give some face and say: I forgive you.
63. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.
64. If the flowers in spring fragrant your dreams, I would like to turn into a spring breeze and blow away your beautiful flowers; If autumn condenses your yearning, I would like to turn into fallen leaves and light up the palace of success. Dear, I love you irresistibly.
65. Turn on the phone and wait for you, turn off to avoid you, turn off to forget you, and forget the number when it expires.
66. I will keep you in my heart.
I can't think of any reason to keep me alive except loving you.
68. I love you, with the enthusiasm of my old troubles and the loyalty of my childhood.
69. I was wrong. As long as there is a contradiction between us, it's all my fault.
70. If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world. If you leave me, I will bear it silently.
7 1. The dolphin wants to give the angel a kiss, but the sky is too high. The angel wanted to kiss the dolphin, but the sea was too deep. I want to give you a hug, but it's too far. I can only send you a message and tell you gently: I miss you.
72, give you a hug, with my closest temperature; Give you care, with my gentlest eyes; Give you the best care and use my most practical actions; Give you real happiness, have my most sincere friendship, always love you, always miss you.
73. Diary of years, recording romantic time; Flower of life, brewing sweet moments; On the road of life, leave a happy footprint; Under the three stones, I carved my true love: dear, I love you.
I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract.
75. I am willing to wait for you for 10 million years and smile like the warm sun in early spring.
76. You are gentle as water in your eyes; Calling you in your sleep, your heart is surging; Miss you and dream about you in your spare time; You are always sweet in my heart. Dear, I would like to stay with you all my life and be happy until I get old.
77. Whether the love story is good or not, the ear has the final say; Whether the appearance is beautiful or not, the eyes have the final say; Whether the taste is sweet or not, the mouth has the final say; Love or not, the heart has the final say; Give or not give me love, you have the final say; I have the final say whether I love you or not. My favorite love for you.
78. I am going to halve my rights and double my obligations.
79. Who says your cooking is hard to swallow? I will go home for dinner every day.
I wish we could meet now.
8 1, I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you billions of times, as hot as on the equator.
82, you are the center of the circle, I sing around you; You are a kite, I will fly with you; You are the land, I will give you a light rain. I am your little love nest, and you are my little bird, loving each other and growing old with my son.
I will cherish you more because I know I can't live without you.
84. Without you, I am an expressionless face; Without you, I am a flame that will not shine; Without you, my life is dark. Dear, please accept my love, I want to accompany you forever.
Please make girls happy, and please send girls short messages.
1, I have surrendered to you unconditionally, and you can sign a love contract! 2. Drink the wine of love you brewed. If you don't have a refill, you will be thirsty for life.
I am willing to wait for you for ten million years and smile like the warm sun in early spring.
I think fifty years later, I will still love you as I do now.
I don't want a temporary tenderness, as long as you accompany me all my life.
6. I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.
7. I love you until the end of the world.
8. If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever.
9. If I can change you and keep you in my sight all my life, I won't keep you.
10, add your heart to mine, even if it is painful, I am willing to taste it.
1 1. Nothing fits better than your love, and nothing is more charming than your love.
12 being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance! !
I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future. ..
14 since you appeared, I just know that being loved is so beautiful. ..
15 was lost in my heart, and you pulled me out of loneliness.
16. I seem to have seen your photo in a photo studio! This inference is valid for the inspiration of strange women.
17. It happened that a girl next to you didn't bring an umbrella when it rained heavily on your way to the library. At this time, you might as well say: let's go together, we will catch cold in the rain.
18. There is really no good way. Take something and ask her: Did you lose this thing? Of course, she has lost a lot, but she will have a good impression on your kindness.
19。 I still love you even though you, me and this stupid world are falling apart around us.
Even if it is the end of the world, I will love you.
20。 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put Y and I together.
If I can rearrange the letters, I will put y (you. And me (me. Together.
2 1。 Do you have a map? Because I have been lost in your eyes.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
22。 I woke up in the morning for two reasons: my alarm clock and you.
I want to wake up in the morning for two reasons: the alarm clock and you.
23。 You are everything to me. I was so lucky when God sent you to me.
You are everything to me, and I am so lucky that God gave you to me. 1, m: Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world.
W: Why not be the first (pretend to be cute)?
M: I am the happiest person with you (shallow smile).
24. While reading in the classroom, I suddenly found a beautiful girl sitting opposite. You are not in her class. At this time, you should read patiently and don't look around. Wait a minute, then ask: Do you have a dictionary? I don't know a word here.
25. For a woman whose relationship is about to break up: Where can I find a woman like you? Yours is really a little dull, just because you are in this mountain.
26. Walking in the street, a girl with a good figure came face to face. When the time came, you made a generous greeting: your windbreaker is really beautiful. Where did you buy it? Actually, you are drunk, not drunk. Everyone knows you can't wear women's clothes.
27. To a newly divorced woman: I recently read an article in the newspaper entitled "If you marry a chicken, you don't have to follow the chicken". It was really enjoyable.
28. At the weekend dance, you said to your partner: You dance really well. Can I ask you to dance next time? Actually, after that, you can invite her after the next song.
I love your heart until the end of the world.
For you, rain or shine will not change.
3 1 Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.
I'm willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to laugh like a warm sun in early spring.
Only you know my world.
I hide you deep in my heart.
I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.
I don't know when I started, but I have learned to rely on it.
Only you know my mood and only you can bring it to me.
38. I only have one hand in my life, because this life is enough.
39. The craziest thing about my son is going to bed, and my greatest hope is to have a son with me.
40. When the wind blew your hair dry, I was simply fascinated: in the shiny shawl soft hair, in the faint moth eyebrows, in the clear eyes like water, you are so beautiful!
4 1, I plan to wait for your warm smile in early spring for a thousand years.
42. I think in fifty years, I will definitely feel like I am in a school.
43. I don't want short-term savings, just life-long companionship.
44. I don't believe in eternity, because I love you more every day.
If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever. ....
46. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you.
47. Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life!
Your name fills my heart and makes me love you forever!
49. You are the one who has always supported me in my most difficult time.
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