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If you chat to death, how can you save the day?

A few days ago, a senior posted an article "This is the kind of person who chats to death", which caused many buddies to scream. After all, chatting with girls can easily lead to death.

Then some buddies came to the senior for help. The senior really wanted to slap you, uh, no, slap his own thigh to numbness! I'm really sorry for you. Why do you always spend the whole day chatting?

But the senior is not so impulsive. Now that something has happened, let’s come to the rescue first. If you chat to death, how can you save the situation? The senior once shared such a detail, that is, when he watched "Tian Tian Shang Shang" before, he found that Wang Han could always control the scene perfectly. Perfect control did not come from not making any mistakes. On the contrary, he anticipated the possibility. A situation arises, but even if it is not expected, what does it matter?

The senior remembers that there were several episodes of the show where Ou Di and Qian Feng were quarreling with each other, and then they shook their heads, only to find that the audience didn't buy it, and it was a bit embarrassing for a while. Then the witty Wang Han rolled his eyes and said this directly: "Look, look, no one understands what you are talking about. Everyone pretends to understand and applaud." However, this sentence actually shocked the audience. Amused.

Actually, the same goes for chatting with girls. If it is really embarrassing to chat to death, then sometimes you desperately try to find a topic to smooth things over and resolve the embarrassment. Instead, it is better to have a relaxed and humorous "banana peel style" "Chat", such as the following words:

Look, you are chatting to death again (goodbye)

Look, I am not wrong, labor and management are ruining the day in minutes Chat to death (smile).

It’s so embarrassing, let’s fall in love (mysterious smile).

Pretending not to notice this embarrassing situation (looking around).

Okay, you can post the screenshot of this chat online to see how this boy chats to death (laughing).

Of course, don’t copy these words. Remember this idea: Chatting is relaxing, and there is no need to put too much pressure on yourself. People are prone to chatting to death, including seniors, they have also chatted to death, so what? Also, don’t be superstitious about those tricks that can get girls through chatting. The real essence of attracting girls lies in your own value. Otherwise, no matter how good the tricks are for you, what’s the use?

Okay, come to the rescue with wit. Even if you can temporarily alleviate the problem, treating the symptoms may not cure the root cause, because not everyone can do it by chatting to death. Since chatting to death, save the situation. It also failed. Isn’t the next thought not a male thought?

What is male thinking? Ask questions, analyze problems, and then solve them!

If you always chat to death, you should calm down and make an objective analysis: Why do you always chat to death? Do you think it’s because you don’t know how to chat?

To untie the bell, one must tie the bell. There must be a reason for chatting to death. Only by starting from the reason can we find a solution to the problem.

For example, a large part of the reason why we chat to death is that our emotional intelligence is too low! What is low emotional intelligence? It means that when you talk, you don’t put yourself in someone else’s shoes and always start from yourself. Let's look at a very common example:

Male: What are you doing?

Female: What are you doing? Are you waiting?

Male: Oh.

I can’t continue chatting anymore, what should I do? There are some more funny examples:

Female: What are you doing?

Male: Nothing to do, just waiting. What about you?

Female: I am reading a book.

Male: Oh, I love reading so much, so why don’t you read it carefully?

Continue to look at some more interesting examples. Two people went out on a date and chatted while walking: Man: What should we eat at night?

Female: Stop eating. I’m so fat lately.

Male: (looking at her seriously) Although you are a little fat, you can’t stop eating. People are like iron rice and steel. If you don’t eat one meal...

Many buddies I thought that this method was normal because I didn’t want to disturb her, or because I said this out of concern for my sister. How could she not appreciate it?

But what’s wrong is that I’m too embarrassed to ask. In fact, the girl has already given you the window, and you don’t answer it yourself.

For example, in the first paragraph, if the girl says it’s okay, then you should reply, or if you don’t reply, that’s a typical example of someone who doesn’t know how to chat and will chatter to death. Even if you come back with something fun, for example, why not go somewhere when you stay at home? I heard that a new restaurant has opened, interesting game equipment has arrived, etc.

The second case is more typical. Since the girl talks about reading, this is also a window. If you ask her what book she is reading, she will probably know the content in Baidu, and we will not be able to have a good conversation. Already?

Of course it doesn’t have to be at this time. Next time you chat, if you accidentally mention a certain point in this book, believe me, the girl’s eyes will shine.

As for the third case, that’s even more ridiculous. If a girl says she’s fat, why are you getting involved? Even if she’s really fat, what does it have to do with you? Does it bother you whether someone eats or not? Besides, don’t people know that this is unhealthy? Sometimes I really mean to lose weight, sometimes I just say it! By the way, this is also part of the waste test.

So congratulations on successfully joining the waste group!

In fact, chatting can easily lead to death. One of the most typical reasons is that you are too distracted or not distracted. We all know that things must be reversed when they reach their extremes. If you care too much about her, you will get nervous easily, and you will naturally treat every word and sentence as if you are doing reading comprehension. The best way to chat without distraction is with those who treat routines as artifacts all day long. But what they don’t know is that, first of all, these tricks like yours have been used by girls with slightly higher value; secondly, people who believe in tricks lack self-confidence and do not believe that they can attract women on their own.

And it is easy to chat to death, and there is another most fundamental problem: you believe that your own value is low, and you feel that you are not worthy of her, then you will naturally be nervous and worried. If you think about attractive men, why don't you have to worry about this problem.

So it’s not scary to chat to death. What’s scary is those people who still don’t want to repent and still follow superstitious routines. They never know that the root of the problem lies in themselves. If you don’t improve yourself, how can you care about girls? Paper?

How can you make progress if you don’t study? Falling in love requires learning, and emotional intelligence needs to be recharged, so stay in love and cherish it.

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