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At dawn, the sun got up lazily, the birds sang happily, and the young trees opened their eyes in a daze. What's the humor about good morning? The following is my greeting about good morning funny messages for you. Welcome to refer to.

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Good morning, interesting SMS greetings.

1. In the garden of my heart, I collect golden flowers, and I will give you the brightest one as my greeting. Good morning!

Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up quickly, the sun is going to tease your ass.

3. I miss you when I wake up in my sleep and send text messages at will; I don't know if I can be satisfied recently, and my work and life are smooth; May I always bless you, say good morning and wish Geely.

4. Broadcast the weather forecast to you on time: Today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, safety hail and happiness flash.

5. The sun shines in the morning, wishing you happiness and peace; The morning breeze blows on your face, and I hope your dream will come true soon; Send a text message in the morning to wish you a happy day. Good morning!

6. Delete your fatigue, cut off your troubles, copy your happiness, paste your happiness and store it in your mobile phone. Morning is the first greeting to you. Good morning!

7. Spring, summer, autumn, winter, and peace every year. Your peace is my wish, and my blessing wishes you good health, peace of mind, good morning and good night, and peace throughout your life.

8. Good morning, smile:) Have a good breakfast, be healthy, be energetic and earn money. I wish you a prosperous career and better love every day!

9. Please ask Grandpa Sun to gently wake up your sleeping heart and sprinkle warm sunshine all over your body. May you greet the new day with abundant energy and confidence. Good morning, my friend!

10, in the morning, when the morning glow flutters her gentle wings, it gently awakens our dreams, a ray of fresh air and a ray of sunshine that brings us happiness, dear, good morning!

Good morning, friend.

12, don't be afraid to do something wrong. Even if you are wrong, you don't have to be sad. There are right and wrong in life, not to mention many things. In retrospect, right or wrong doesn't matter. Good morning.

13, the sun rises in the morning to light up your mood; Send a greeting to warm your mood; Send you a blessing to make you feel happy. Good morning, I wish you a good mood every day!

14, no one can go back and start over, but anyone can write a completely different ending from today. May every day be filled with hope and happiness. Good morning.

15, send you a cup of morning tea, full of affection. I want you to help me promote it, gather popularity, annoy you and pay the bill. Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning!

16, good morning! I wish you are more expensive than the giant panda, famous all over China, your career is in Hongtashan, your lover is better than Ashima, and you are ahead of Marlboro all the way. All the best.

17, good morning, a beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the God of Wealth's home and your dream will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. All my friends' wishes are sincere.

18, the phone rang. Are you excited? Do you think I contacted you so early to give you something good? Are you ready? I can say it! Good morning! That's it!

19, be a calm person, be a kind person, be a person with a smile on his mouth and happiness in his heart. May my little greeting bring you happiness, good morning, my friend!

Quietly, I walked into your dream, slowly, I walked into your dream, gently, I called your name, got up, and a new day began, dear, good morning!

2 1, look at your eyes, stained with shit, sometimes open and sometimes closed, confusing. Look at my blessing, warm and naughty: good morning, I wish you to count money every day in the new year and always smile.

22, flowers spit to meet the morning sun, rain and dew slide to meet the morning wind; The corners of the mouth are upturned to welcome short messages, and the eyebrows are curved to welcome blessings; Full of happiness, I wish you a happy life. Good morning!

23, the sun is out, you are still sleeping, I have been calling you, but you sleep more soundly; Suddenly, a brilliant idea came to me. I picked up a bone and saw you barking at me.

24. Time is like water, and the only constant is deep concern; Silent morning, a breeze, what I want to say is that warm self-confidence. Years are quiet, good morning, my friend!

25. Life is full of stress, full of energy during the day and lack of sleep at night; Sometimes I am busy and full of motivation, sometimes I am idle and lack of relaxation. Relax under pressure. Good morning!

26. Love should be tender as water and sweet as honey. Colleagues should choose to work hard and have no temper. Friends should choose pigs with runny noses. It's about time. Wipe your nose and go to work!

27. The happy sunshine shines in, the fresh air gives people care, the smile is the sweetest, the dream has come true, and the future has been won. I sincerely wish you happiness and a good mood every day. Good morning!

28. The weather is cold and my heart is warm. My blessing to you is forever! People are far away, my heart is near, and my thoughts about you remain unchanged! I wish you a sunny day and smile every day. Good morning!

29. When the morning arrives, I will wake you up by SMS and send you a ray of sunshine, two loaves of bread, three points of hope, four points of blessing, five points of luck, six points of luck, seven points of getting up early, and finally a beautiful morning.

30. Please note, quiz: The contestants include elephants, you and pigs. Through fierce competition, it is concluded that elephants are smarter than pigs and you are smarter than elephants. The final ranking is: you are like a pig. Applause!

3 1, it takes some road to know the hard work; Climb some mountains before you know the difficulties; After crossing some rivers, I learned to trudge; Say hello to know that this is happiness. Good morning, my friend!

32. The alarm went off and it was time. The morning wind blows and the sun shines; Run when you go out; Clouds float and trees shake; The grass is swinging and the flowers are laughing; The phone rang and the message arrived; Blessing: Good morning, good morning, good morning!

33. The bell is melodious, and the breath in the morning is really good. Turn on the phone and laugh silly, send a message to greet you early: with my blessing, have your confidence and have a wonderful life. Good morning!

34. I want to pull your ear, scratch your cheek, and then pat your _ _; I want to hold your hand, shake your feet, and then knock your head; Come and say hello in the morning: still sleeping! Little lazy cat gets up.

35, along the way, thousands of people pass by Qian Qian, but only you know each other. Time goes by, erasing vows and diluting love. In the face of fleeting time, only friends are forever. Good morning.

36. The sun got up lazily, the birds sang happily, and the young trees opened their eyes vaguely. I'm really sorry to remind you, don't wait, it's time to get up! Good morning, friend!

37. Every night after I met you, I went to sleep every night, thinking and thinking about you! Your smile and your face are always in my heart ―― I'm too scared to sleep!

38. The goal is to surpass, not just to achieve. So our goal is. No cavities! Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning everyone. A new day has begun. We all have to refuel!

Good morning friend, please accept my blessing: let a smile climb on your face, let happiness fill your heart, let good luck be with you, let success snuggle on your chest, let happiness bloom and let friendship be treasured in your heart.

40, such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, I just want to stay in bed. Looking up, I found it was moonlight and slept soundly. The sky is gray and wild, and my whole body is lazy and itchy. I don't want to go to work or be busy. I have to remind you to add clothes. Have a nice morning.

4 1, the plan of the year lies in the morning, and the early bird gets the worm. Get up, lazy pig. The god of wealth is knocking at the door. Get up, lazy pig. Happiness is waiting for you. Today, a good dream came true and everything went well. Good morning, friend.

42, the sun is shining, I told the pig to get up quickly; The pig caressed the wall, brushed his teeth and washed his face to go to the water room; After washing, I feel refreshed, eat fried dough sticks and drink a bowl of pulp; Don't panic even if you are late. Pay attention to safety and health.

43. Early in the morning, early in the morning, I will send you a panacea for early in the morning, clear your mind with the sound of early in the morning, full of morning light and full of energy; When the morning breeze blows, the troubles disappear; The morning dew is shining and confidence is coming. I wish you a happy day and good morning.

44. When you stop to look back, time flies; One day and one night, flowers bloom and fall; When we meet and leave, where can we find the years? One road for life, time is not wasted; A lifelong friend will always love you. Good morning and good luck.

45. Flowers bloom and fall to the ground. What I can't stop is my boundless concern; Clouds and clouds are a lifetime of happiness, and countless are my infinite wishes. I wish you a full moon. Good morning!

46. If the temperature drops by one degree every day, I will store the thoughts of MINUS 365 degrees for you. If I feel warmer every day, I will wait for you at the zero point of happiness. Good morning, it's not too cold this winter!

47. The sun is rising in Ran Ran, and the breeze is blowing gently. Flowers stretch and magpies chirp and sing. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm goes off, I send my best wishes to you. Good morning!

48. If you ask for directions, you won't get lost. If you leave a retreat, you won't have a dead end. If you dare to turn back, you won't have a dead end. Failure is not necessarily failure, and success is not necessarily achievement. You can escape from reality, but you can't escape from life. Good morning.

49, moved, because someone cares; Happiness is because someone can think; Satisfaction is due to mutual understanding. No matter where you are, I deeply bless you: with my blessing, you will be happy! Good morning!

50. It's dawn because the sun is up and the grass is green. Because spring is here, butterflies are dancing. Because the flowers are in bloom, I send you a text message because I want to wake up the lazy pig. Haha, get up. Good morning!

5 1, a short message, send a blessing; Send a short message carefully; Send text messages and add clothes and hats; Send a text message and your troubles will be gone; Send a message and laugh happily; A short message, happiness report, good morning to you.

52. Laughing and feeling depressed, the water is drifting away, watching the clouds on the ridge disappear; When you are free, you can lean on the inclined bridge, the bright moon is in the sky, and flowers bloom in the court. May you sing carefree songs with the breeze and be happy. Good morning.

53. My short message reaches your mobile phone in time, and the morning sun shines on your ass in time. My blessing reaches your heart in time, and the good luck of the day wraps around your body in time. I hope to see you happy in a beautiful morning. Good morning!

54. Open your eyes and send a text message to greet you. Stretch and awaken the blessed god; Dress and wash, and be happy and intimate with you; Ride a breeze and embark on a happy journey; SMS greetings, have a happy day. I wish you good morning and happiness!

55. Money falls from the sky, bankbooks line up, work is too idle, and beautiful secretaries report in groups! These are the dreams you had last night. They're not over yet! Get up quickly, or you will be fired by the company! Good morning!

56. The morning light shines on your face and the morning wind blows into your heart. Did you receive my blessing? Sleep away yesterday's fatigue and win today's beauty. I hope you can eat. You have a good appetite, full of energy and vitality. Good morning, friend!

57. Lazy and sunny. The morning light shines on your face. I am kissing you. Do you feel it? Smile and wish you today. I am in a good mood, and your smiling face is something I should cherish. Miss you.

58, winter, heavy conditioning; Exercise more and bask in the sun; Go to bed early and get up late; Often open the window for ventilation; Warm abdomen and back, cold does not bully; Suitable for nourishing and strengthening the body; Optimistic and worry-free; Warm feelings, warm transmission, endless joy!

59. Dear China Mobile users, you have successfully customized the morning alarm service. We will disturb you at 5 o'clock every day until you get up. To cancel the service, please reply "I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up". Good morning!

60, good morning, silly giggle, tired unhappy smile. Eat a nutritious breakfast, and your health will help you earn money. May your career flourish and your sweet love get better every day. Blessing always comes earlier than others: good morning!

6 1, I sincerely wish you: giggle secretly at work and jump off work! Humming a tune in my mouth, I unconsciously went out of tune! After work at noon, I make a hullabaloo about. At night, I snore and sleep! I woke up in the morning startled: late again!

62. After the storm, I only wish there was a heart on the bumpy road; After a thousand turns, I only hope to raise a glass to my difficult bosom friend and eliminate my fatigue. Friendship is the bud of happiness. Good morning!

63. I came quietly and left quietly. I forgot to take one thing with me, that is pleasure, so you should keep this pleasure for me, otherwise I can pick on you at any time, hehe, good morning, brothers and sisters!

Everyone says that the longest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday, and today is the beginning of this distance. Let's use music to turn the surroundings into clouds! Smile and say "good morning" to the person next to you!

65. Have you ever had the same experience, turning over your wrist or reaching into your pocket, showing your watch or taking out your mobile phone, looking at the time, restoring it, and suddenly finding that you didn't look at what time? A new day, a new beginning. Good Morning, everyone!

66.good morning! If I wake you up and know that your dream has not been completed, don't complain. Rub your confused eyes, wash your sleepy face, have a nice breakfast and start your beautiful day. Good morning, dear friend!

67. Short message from UFO: I wish every man and woman who gets up early, walks dogs and flies birds in the morning, old, young, tall, short, fat, thin, married, unmarried, cool, old, beautiful, old, handsome and beautiful (here is an urgent need to catch my breath): Good morning!

68, you are hungry, I am a meat bag, you can eat; You are cold, I am a yurt, you can drill; You are poor, I am a wallet, you can take it out; You are angry, I am a sandbag, you can kick it; If you are bored, I am dynamite. You can order! Good morning!

69. The breeze in the morning floats across the window sill, stroking the corner of the hair tip, the birds singing in the morning and the laughter when waking up. The environment of the earth is naturally beautiful, and the "friends" in nature are calling you: "Good friend, get up quickly, it's' good morning'."

70.good morning. Have you eaten? If you don't eat, I'll give you a plate of duck to make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; With soup, you will always be healthy; Another drink will make you happy for a long time. Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.

7 1, good morning, brush your teeth and wash your face to get rid of your troubles, exercise happily, drink water to clear your intestines and listen to music. Eating a balanced breakfast is the most important thing, and reading is the most reliable at this time. The beginning of the day is beautiful. Good morning, Zhu Jun.

72. Jingle bell, may you get up gently; Ding, I wish you a good mood in the morning; Ding Lingling, may you be happy; Ding, may your dream never end; Ding, bless you not to run out of short messages; Greetings from Ding. May you be happy all your life. Good morning!

73. On the waves, heroes can't escape from the workshop. The boss's speech is Mount Tai. Doing a good job encourages you to move forward. Making mistakes and criticisms is not new. Laugh and ask who is right in life. The cowboy world is very busy. I hope you will be busy again every day and count your money! Good morning!

Magpie crows for you, alarm clock rings for you, chicken crows for you, kitten meows for you, puppy wants it for you, lazy people get up, lazy people get up. It's time for class. Good morning. I said it for you. I made breakfast for you. Don't miss class.

75. The air in the morning was really good, and I had a big fall when I went out. Kiss the yellow land with your mouth and grasp the gold bars with your hands; Under the cover of Jin Ruyi, action kept taking risks; Friends who receive text messages come to wrestling every morning. Haha, good morning, my friend!

76. May you bring laughter on weekends, outings, parties, reunions and dreams; Welcome Monday morning, the weather is sunny and refreshing. I wish you a bright and healthy life in the new week, smooth work, jumping up and down in performance and money running around!

77. The sky is bright and the morning is coming; Flowers bloom and the grass laughs; The mobile phone rang and the text message came; You see, your face is red; I miss you and I love you; Looking at the east, the spirit is coming; Take your legs and go to the appointment; Good morning, waiting for you!

78, send you 12 "from the heart", feel comfortable in the morning, go out smoothly, be careful on the road, be patient, be careful, pay attention to making friends, treat people sincerely, be happy at home, feel at ease at night, have confidence in yourself, have love for others, and wish you a happy day! Good morning!

79. If you cry, your opponent will laugh; If you laugh, your opponent will cry. Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing. All you have to do is ignore the sarcastic voice and cheer yourself up. Good morning, friend!

80, sunshine, birds chirp, lazy pig, get up, stretch, smile, take a deep breath, be in good spirits, be happy, happy, happy, lucky, be blessed, every minute, every second, gently, greetings, good friends, good morning!

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