Tik Tok's 86 happy sentences.

1, I want to see you and monopolize your eyes.

I want to marry you, and then receive some bride price.

3. Do you want to sleep with me because you are so personal to me?

Ding-dong, if you have a new lover, please check it out.

5. I suggest you like me. I reply to the message quickly.

6, love can not be talked about, money can not be without.

7, don't give my sister discharge, your brother has a caller ID.

8. You are so beautiful, why don't you fall in love?

9. The so-called natural awakening is actually being awakened by urine.

10, all girls, why should I let you?

1 1. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

12, they are all charming, I am different, I grind people.

13, thinking of me is too complicated, which means you are not simple.

14, we agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil!

15, don't let me see you, or I will see you and love you once.

16, I can only talk to you mouth to mouth.

17, a lovely creature like a girl should certainly be spoiled.

18. I knew it was so difficult to find someone, so I decided to kiss the doll.

19, the dream was eaten by a dog and then lived like a dog.

I don't have any lofty ideals and ambitions, I just want to be happy every day.

2 1, love is like a ghost, many people believe it, but few people see it.

22. Everything is a cloud, so I'm beginning to believe in donkeys now.

23. When you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

24. When you meet someone you like, you must be bold, cautious and thick-skinned.

You are irreplaceable, and no one is as ugly as you.

26. In fact, you are not that good, but you are essential to me.

Talking to you is a waste of saliva, and you have to pay with me.

28. I like you, like a toffee, sweet from head to toe.

29. Looking through novels every day, the toilet is like a hole.

30. I stayed at home because I was too cute to stay outside for long.

3 1, build happiness on me, do you think you are happy?

32. Time will take the wrong person away and bring the right person to you.

Whenever you meet me, it's your blessing anyway.

34. Missing is a short-lived regret; Mistakes are permanent regrets.

35. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos. I'm afraid I'll be surprised if I open the lid and enjoy another bottle.

36. Be a child, take out a small pocket, and there will be the kind of sugar falling out.

37. Hello: Lend me your daughter for one year, and I'll pay you back one big and one small next year.

38. Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.

There is so much time in a day, can you spare a second to think about me?

40, just want to be a little devil, fearless, just want to be surrendered by you.

4 1, if I can't eat grapes, it will be sour, and if I eat them, I will show off in an ostentatious manner.

42. If someone asks you who your date is, you can say it's me.

43, take a thousand roads, only one is suitable; If you meet all kinds of people, one person is enough.

It's great that you have a boyfriend. Now I only have one rival in love!

45. You know that urban routines are deep, but you don't know that rural roads are slippery and people's hearts are more complicated.

46. I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child. I didn't study well when I was a child because I was afraid to look at the blackboard.

47. I am only three years old. I don't want candy. I want to kiss, hug and hold high.

48. Even cats and dogs know to change their hair in different seasons. Is it wrong for me to buy clothes?

49. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

50. When you look up at others on the ground, you can't blame them for standing up straight and looking down at you.

5 1, hum, I don't want to be a wronged ghost, I want to be someone else's little baby.

52. On the road of love, Russia always stops and goes. My mother says Russia can't walk.

53. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

54. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

When you find that your clothes can't be worn, tell yourself that it's not that you are fat, but that your clothes have shrunk.

You like me very much, but you don't know me. If you know me, you must love me to death.

57. The saddest thing is that your best friend likes your boyfriend and your boyfriend's buddy likes you!

58. People like spring breeze and hate cold wind. In fact, the cold wind is innocent, but the temperature is getting worse!

59. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

60. I thought I liked good-looking people, but later I learned that only people I like are good-looking.

6 1, there is no reason to fall in love with someone. After falling in love, everything about her became a reason.

62. Try to eat a candy every day and tell yourself that today is really sweet.

63. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. I was silent for a while and said to him, I am happy if you are happy.

64. Zombies opened your mind, shook their heads and left disappointed, but dung beetles, who was passing by, shone at the moment.

65. Once I found that I couldn't do math, I skipped it. I found that I couldn't stop the jump.

I found myself paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.

67. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

68. Every time the aunt in the canteen hears the class is over, she will silently say: The enemy still has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

Among thousands of people, I can recognize you at a glance, because others are walking on the ground and you are walking on my heart.

70. If it took me all my luck to meet you, please stay away from me. I want to save my luck and make a fortune.

7 1, dead vines and old trees faint, air-conditioned coke watermelon, chasing drama and lying on the sofa, the sun is setting, and the mood is so good that it explodes.

72. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

73. Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to life in the well.

74. In love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere.

75. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

76. Sleeping in class, infatuating with handsome guys after class, chatting with girls in the dormitory, the day passed quickly.

77. In the past, mail was slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

78. In my mind, mountains are red and forests are red. In this dry season, missing is a fire, inadvertently thinking of you.

79. When our summer homework teachers have all collected it, there will be many cars that collect waste in the school.

Homework is a loyal "fox" sent by the teacher, which takes away our time.

8 1. What hurts you most is not leaving you, but letting everyone you fall in love with have his shadow.

82. I used to be a schoolmaster until one day I wanted to see the world of dregs, but I couldn't find my way back.

83. The most romantic story has no ending, and the happiest love has no words, only mutual inner harmony. My love, everything is in silence!

84. The world is not as good as you think, and the world is not as bad as you think. Come here, come to me. The moon doesn't hug you, time destroys you, but I love you.

85. An optimist just smiles and forgets to complain. Pessimists focus on complaining and forget to laugh. True beauty is not the face of youth, but the blooming heart.

86. Busy people need to practice rest, lost people need to practice treasure, unfamiliar people need to practice familiarity, and smiling people need to practice day and night. May you practice early, smile on your face, be happy in your heart and be healthy all your life.