Honey, watch the vulgar live broadcast of Tiger Tooth. Tell me about it.

First of all, men nowadays are becoming more and more feminine.

Second, I don't care. I have always liked money since I was a child.

Third, I never hold grudges. Generally, if I have grievances, I will report them on the spot.

Nobody loves me, I love myself, nobody loves me, I love myself.

5. Don't say that you will change, hinder my pace and waste my youth.

6. I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I will pretend that you have never lived in the future. We should treat fate and love like this.

Seven, it doesn't matter if you lose it. I just want to have a clear conscience about myself.

Eight, I must be reborn as a man in my next life, and then marry a woman like me.

Because you are sorry, I decided that this matter has nothing to do with you.

Change an eternity in an instant, and change your present with your present from now on.

Eleven, really can't afford to hurt things. It turns out that Mammy Rong is summer.

Twelve, I'm not alone. I've never been tough, so no one needs to worry.

13. Superman always flies in briefs because triangles are very stable.

Fourteen, when I grow handsome, you will all marry me like flowers.

Fifteen, life is so short, why should unimportant people affect their important mood?

No one will spoil you like a baby. The only thing you can do is to give a proud back to those who look down on you.

To celebrate the success of quitting smoking today, I decided to smoke another cigarette.

18. If you want to keep a man around, let him know that you can leave him at any time.

Nineteen, I heard that waste is being collected outside, and sometimes I really want to sell you.

I opened this road and planted this tree. I want to cross this road and leave my underwear.

Twenty-one, if I were a bitch, I would have fallen in love with me.

Twenty-two, you are like a shrimp, and the red sun is the time of great sorrow.

House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men. ...

1, my future son, tell me where to find your father ~

2. Some wrong things can never be recovered, just like you and me.

No more tears, only your indifference.

I left quietly, just as I came gently. I waved my sleeve and took only a bundle of cabbage.

5, the grace of dripping water should be rewarded by the spring. When I lend you a dime, please pay back one hundred.

6. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.

7. When going out, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

8. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men. ...

9. Who said that boys can't wear miniskirts? Grandpa, I will wear it.

10, Q: What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

1 1, look at you badly, it's better to look carefully …

12, a paragraph tells you what a house is. Before I graduated from college four years ago, I wandered around the school park and got lost. .

13, don't think I'm happy-you just don't understand my pain.

14, your shooting performance is really poor. If I were you, I would kill myself at once in case you get shot more.

15, don't be too nice to me, lest I commit suicide.

16, I like daytime, because I can daydream during the day.

17, Valentine's Day, I must go to the supermarket and crush all the chocolates to see who can deliver them!

18, I'll call you again. (Next life! )

19, women like two flowers all their lives: one is rich, and the other is how much they can spend!

20. It seems that you are a complete loser, just a loser, just a loser.

I cannot live without you more and more. Tell me.

Long-distance love, together for eight months, he spoiled me and tolerated my smelly temper. Every day is boring, but he always feels that when doing something, it will become very interesting if he is around. After the long-distance relationship, we are tired of being together every day, and I can't live without you more and more, brother.

I cannot live without you more and more. Tell me.

First, when I tell you what I will do with you and what I will give you if I succeed, you are just worried about whether I will be tired or injured. Five years later, I still have a lot to say to you. What should I do? It seems that I can't live without you more and more.

Second, I love you more and more, and I cannot live without you more and more. I like you who are gentle and obedient.

Third, I was in a bad mood tonight and went to bed early. I just saw her wake up and thought she was hungry for milk, but she smiled at me for a long time and then went back to sleep quietly. All my troubles vanished in an instant. My little angel is not that you can't live without your mother, but that I can't live without you more and more.

Fourth, although you are a little different from what I expected in my heart, I have completely lost the power to struggle. I can't live without you. You must be better and better to me.

I forgot to call last night. You have been waiting for me. I should be happy. I can imagine how depressed you are when you have been waiting, and I don't feel very good. Like the temperature at this meeting, it's very cold. Brother Jia, I feel more and more that I can't live without you. Everything you say and do is affecting me. Really, as long as you are happy, I am very happy. However, most of your unhappiness is because of me.

6. Now I am more and more reluctant to part with the children in our department. Although I am only one year older than them, I feel the responsibility I have to bear. I should be responsible for these people and take good care of them. And whales, I can't live without you, and I feel at ease with you.

7. I haven't kept a diary for several days. I'm in a bad mood and busy. Cold and lazy. I feel more and more that I can't live without you. You really spoil me. I haven't seen you for more than 20 days this month, and then I sometimes lose my temper with you. Who knows that you suddenly called me on Friday afternoon and said that you were in Zhengzhou and went downstairs to my company. I went down and saw you running over and hugged you quickly. I really miss you. You always surprise me suddenly. I love you very much, but I am really happy. I love you, my baby.

Eight, my little darling, mom can't live without you more and more. I can't take you away, so I cherish you more when I am together.

I always thought that if I had the chance, I should be a qualified lover, gentle and generous, considerate and so on, but I accidentally liked you so much that I couldn't live without you more and more, so everything went haywire and I became a naive, narrow-minded, unreasonable and neurotic nuisance.

Ten, I still like to listen to the charges of unromantic, but every time I listen, my mood is different. I still like you, but I can't live without you.

1 1. Today is full of happiness. I can hear from the voice that you want to see me. I pretend to be joking with you, but I really miss you. I'm a little disappointed to hear that you are going to practice. Alas, I cannot live without you more and more. I'm afraid you'll get bored and leave without looking back. The happier you are, the more afraid you are of losing it.

12. From the beginning, you were healthy, then you were clingy, and now there is a tacit understanding between mother and daughter. I cannot live without you more and more, but you grow up day by day. When you start to bother me, I will look at old photos and reflect on my evil thoughts that I always wanted to leave you at home and go out chic when I was young.

Thirteen, when it's so sweet, I can't wait to grow my heels in front of each other, and I think whoever doesn't break up with each other is a coward. I don't know if I still love you, but I know I can't live without you more and more.

Although you were only born two months ago, I can't live without you more and more, my little lover.

15. The day before yesterday, we had a big fight and finally almost broke up. I said a lot of outrageous things, saying that I would never have anything to do with you again. But I know in my heart that I really can't live without you, and you won't give up on me after all. I know you've done a lot for me. It's not easy for me to leave you after a year. You are the best in my heart. I love you very much. I want to be with you forever.

16. I always knew you were good to me. I didn't expect an unromantic person to do some touching things all day. I thought it was cold today, so I silently found out the telephone mattress and plugged it in for me. I didn't know until I went to bed and came to the bedroom. You went to work and left without saying anything. I really find that I cannot live without you more and more. Husband. Love you. Muah！

17. I find that I can't live without you more and more. I hope it can continue like this.

Eighteen, the baby just said to me on the phone: God, it's been hours. I miss you so much that my heart suddenly shakes. I love you. I think you are our daily talk. But when you say it sincerely this time, the overall feeling is different. I miss you too. I want to hug you when I'm cold. I cannot live without you more and more.

Xiaoyan, I know you don't like me. I am unreasonable. What I said last night was because I was in a hurry. You ignored me. I told you. You never said you didn't want to quarrel with me. I feel more and more inseparable from you. I don't like it every time, but my feelings make me intoxicated. I love you so much that I want to be with you all the time.

Twenty, I don't know why, I can't live without you more and more, knowing that there is no result, but I still can't help but miss you and love you.

Twenty-one, I don't know when I will be more and more inseparable from you!

Twenty-two, very good, I am getting weaker and weaker, more and more afraid that you are unhappy, and more and more inseparable from you. I am afraid that it is terrible for me to become such a woman, and the result is still step by step, which I can't control.

Twenty-three, just got back, I thought you were hopeless. I cannot live without you more and more. Be a good boy, go back and buy you crispy noodles and make you good food.

24 or 124 days has experienced a lot, from strange to better. In this 124 days, we had quarrels and quarrels, and you accompanied me through many things. I find that I can't live without you more and more. You are very important to me. You spoil me, spoil me, and sometimes I get angry with you. I don't want you to smoke and drink and get hurt in the rain. I feel very distressed about this.

I like you more and more. As long as I hold you, I won't give up. I can't wait to be with 502 every day I really can't live without you for a second.

From high school to college to graduation, I love you more and more. You get tough when you quarrel. I deleted all the previous Weibo, thought a lot, and even broke up. But when I saw your second eye, I couldn't help but raise my mouth and show my teeth. I know I can't live without you.

Twenty-seven, I came home at night, looking at the messy room, empty, but not in the mood. At night, I dream that our relationship is getting farther and farther away. Then one day you had a drink and told me about the divorce. I tell you, I can't leave, I love you too much, I can't leave, I can't leave, I can't leave you.

28. Sometimes I feel that I love you very much. We have been together for almost 1000 days. You have become more and more considerate from a straight man who knows nothing. Just being together is because of my heart. Now I feel that I love you deeply, want to rely on you, want to be together all the time, like holding your hand and hugging you. Love is warm and sweet. Maybe after so long, I will miss you unconsciously.

After a man has a woman.

Before there were no women, men always said that "men don't flick when they have tears"; After a man has a woman, he understands that it is because "it is just because he has never been to a sad place"; Before there are no women, men always have the oath of weak water 3 thousand;

After a man has a woman, he should build a warm and quiet hut for her with practical actions. Before there were no women, men always thought that men should keep their promises; After a man has a woman, he understands that sometimes he needs some white lies.

Before there were no women, men were always at a loss about women's sadness; After a man has a woman, he understands that a woman only needs a man to hug her at the most sad time and make her feel dependent, that's all.

Before there were no women, men always thought that women liked romance. Only after a man has a woman can he understand that the most romantic thing that a woman really desires is to grow old with a man.

Before there were no women, men got sick if they could, and went to see a doctor if they couldn't. After a man has a woman, he should tell her about any minor illness. It's not that a man has become delicate, but because he likes to see women worried and anxious about him. He thinks this is a kind of happiness.

Before there were women, men were still boys; A man becomes a man only after he has a woman.

Men always don't understand why women like to cry before there are women; It is only after a man has a woman that he understands that it is because the person she loves most has hurt her.

Men can put everything in order before there are no women; When a man has a woman, he makes a mess of everything.

Not because men are lazy, but because men like to watch women pack things for him while nagging about their untidiness. Men think this is a kind of happiness.

Men eat without women and don't need company; After a man has a woman, even if the woman is not hungry, the man wants the woman to sit opposite him and watch the viewer gobble like a child. Men think this is a kind of happiness.

Men are tired without women. After a man has a woman, he says he is tired even if he is not tired. He wants a woman to massage herself with those gentle hands, which he thinks is a kind of happiness.