Zhangman River in online celebrity

1: If there is a gap, there is only love, and if there is no gap, there is only friendship.

2. The last shift punched in every day. ...

3: Big Brother is made.

4: I don't want to be a white-collar worker in my next life!

Where there is a box lunch, there is exploitation.

6: Beggars also have holidays.

7: Why are you late? I'm lost on the road of life again!

8: Who knows that every box of Chinese food is hard?

9: If the documents can't be finished, our youth will be consumed.

10: Who is the cutest person? Boss!

1 1: I took a long breath and wiped my nose, lamenting the hardships of white-collar workers. (VC Gao said)

12: Mona Lisa's smile is charming, but Gao Xiao of VC is a liar.

13: The job fair is crowded with people, and the application books are sinking into the sea.

14: More money, but only enough to buy half a living room. (It was enough to buy one a year ago)

15: to hell with the year-end report! ! !

16: People can't control themselves when they catch a cold.

17: Why don't you take me with you when the earth rotates?

18: Turn grief into appetite! (It says on the lily box)

19: At the end of my life, I found it a blessing to be left behind by others! You were alive when everyone else was in the coffin.

Life is that it won't rain if you take an umbrella. When it rained, the umbrella had been lost. ...

2 1: If you don't get a raise, I'll go on strike with the fax machine! (The copier says)

22: salary increase instructor!

23: When the world is abnormal, the punch card machine is always normal.

Mara was stabbed to death, and I died of overwork.

25: Money is a good thing, leave some flowers ... (VC says)

26: If you don't want to go to work, be an angry youth.

27: Waste your life and do nothing. ...

28: All capitalists are paper tigers.

29: if you work harder, you won't have to deduct your salary this month! (VC Gao said)

30: The company is almost a nightclub, and there is always a meeting at night. (Huang Agou said)

3 1: Spend more money, earn less money, work overtime, and get less for more work. It's a pity to see beautiful women in Jiangdong. (Huang Agou said)

32: Fantasy is an indispensable aphrodisiac in the office.

World Sleep Day is the most important holiday for office workers.

Sailing in the sea depends on the boss, everything grows on beautiful girls, and the revolution depends on employees sweating with their eyes wide open. ...

35: Why is the world flat? Because the earth is square. Why is the earth square? Because we live in a box.

36: The office building is a box, the office is a box, and the home is a box. Cars, elevators, documents, desks, chairs and books are all boxes, and a box is covered with a box. Because everyone lives and moves in one box after another, people are also boxes.

37: Hello, this is Zhang Xiaohe. I am good at overtime, not good at chasing girls, and not good at pleasing the boss.

The classic quotations of Zhang Xiaohe, a popular online celebrity.

1, money is a good thing, save some flowers ... (VC said)

2, spend more money and earn less money, work overtime and get less salary. It is really shameful to see Jiangdong beauty. (Huang Agou said)

3. Why are you late? I'm lost on the road of life again!

Mona Lisa's smile is charming, but Gao Xiao of VC is deceptive.

5, the money is a little more, but it is only enough to buy half a living room. (It was enough to buy one a year ago)

6. Hello, I'm Zhang Xiaohe. I am good at overtime, not good at chasing girls, and not good at pleasing the boss.

7. People can't control themselves when they catch a cold.

8. Why don't you take me with you when the earth turns?

9. Turn grief into food! (It says on the lily box)

10, when I came to the end of my life, I found it a blessing that I was left behind by others! You were alive when everyone else was in the coffin.

1 1, life is that it doesn't rain when you take an umbrella, but when it does rain, the umbrella has been lost. ...

12, if you don't get a raise, I will go on strike with the fax machine! (The copier says)

13, pay rise to guide the people!

14. When the world is abnormal, the punching machine is always normal.

15, Mara was stabbed to death, and I also died of overwork.

16. If you don't want to go to work, be a cynic.

17, wasting life and doing nothing ...

18 All capitalists are paper tigers.

19, work harder and you won't have to deduct your salary this month! (VC Gao said)

20. The company is almost a nightclub, and there is always a meeting in the evening. (Huang Agou said)

2 1, fantasy is an indispensable aphrodisiac in the office.

22. World Sleep Day is the most important holiday for office workers.

23. Sailing in the sea depends on the boss, everything grows on beautiful girls, and the revolution depends on employees sweating with their eyes wide open. ...

24. Why is the world flat? Because the earth is square. Why is the earth square? Because we live in a box.

25. The office building is a box, so is the office, and so is the home. Cars, elevators, documents, desks, chairs and books are all boxes, and a box is covered with a box. Because everyone lives and moves in one box after another, people are also boxes.

26. There is a gap in love. There is no gap but friendship.

27. The shift on the last day hit a clock. ...

28. Dayu was made.

I don't want to be a white-collar worker in my next life!

30. Where there is a box lunch, there is exploitation.

3 1, beggars also have a holiday.

32. Who knows that every box of Chinese food is hard?

33. If we can't finish writing documents, our youth will be consumed.

34. Who is the cutest person? Boss!

35, take a long breath and wipe your nose, lamenting the difficulties of white-collar workers. (VC Gao said)

36. The job fair is a box of mountains and seas, and the application books are sinking into the sea.

37. To hell with the year-end report! ! !

Quotations from Zhang Xiaohe, a classic online celebrity.

People can't control themselves when they catch a cold.

Why don't you take me with you when the earth goes around?

Turn grief into appetite! (It says on the lily box)

Go to the end of life, only to find that it is blessed to lag behind others! You were alive when everyone else was in the coffin.

Life is that it won't rain if you take an umbrella. When it rained, the umbrella had been lost. ...

If you don't get a raise, I'll join the fax machine strike! (The copier says)

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Pay raise guides the people!

When the world is abnormal, the punch card machine is always normal.

Mara was stabbed to death, and I died of overwork.

Money is a good thing, save some flowers ... (VC says)

If you don't want to go to work, be a cynic.

Waste your life doing nothing. ...

All capitalists are paper tigers.

Work harder and you won't have to deduct your salary this month! (VC Gao said)

The company is almost a nightclub, and there is always a meeting at night. (Huang Agou said)

Spend more, earn less, and work overtime for less. It's a pity to see Jiangdong beauty. (Huang Agou said)

Fantasy is an indispensable aphrodisiac in the office.

World Sleep Day is the most important holiday for office workers.

Sailing in the sea depends on the boss, everything grows on the beautiful girl, and the revolution depends on the employees sweating with their eyes wide open. ...

Why is the world flat? Because the earth is square. Why is the earth square? Because we live in a box.

Office building is a box, office is a box, and home is a box. Cars, elevators, documents, desks and chairs, books and so on are all boxes, and a box is covered with a box. Because everyone lives and moves in one box after another, people are also boxes.

Hello, I'm Zhang Xiaohe. I am good at overtime, not good at chasing girls, and not good at pleasing the boss.

There is a gap to love, and there is no gap to friendship.

The shift on the last day hit a clock. ...

: Big Brother is coming out.

I don't want to be a white-collar worker in my next life!

Where there is a box lunch, there is exploitation.

Beggars also have holidays.

Why are you late? I'm lost on the road of life again!

Who knows that every box of Chinese food is hard?

If we can't finish writing the documents, our youth will be consumed.

Who is the cutest person? Boss!

Take a long breath to wipe your nose and lament the difficulties of white-collar workers. (VC Gao said)

Mona Lisa's smile is charming, but Gao Xiao of VC is deceptive.

The job fair is a box of mountains and seas, and the application is sinking into the sea.

The money is a little more, but it is only enough to buy half a living room. (It was enough to buy one a year ago)

To hell with the year-end report! ! !

Talk about the classics of online celebrities

1. If I really give up, do you really care? 2, we are all lonely and forbearing children, desperate to do childish things.

3, pour me into my life, like flying flowers scattered like smoke.

4. Say you like it with photos. You think you are in Taobao?

You said you love me, but you just said it, but I took it seriously. I am stupid and naive.

6. No matter how much time you have, there is someone you really love in your heart.

7. I love the wrong person, and he doesn't hurt when I hit my head.

8. Bloody roses bloom in the most dazzling white sky, as beautiful as a dream.

9. Fate is like a palm print in your hand. No matter how tortuous it is, it is ultimately in your own hands.

10, you are still young, you don't know how beautiful it is to be calculated by only one person all your life.

1 1, I never want to be happy with it, flying dust is more gorgeous than fireworks.

12, cherish it in this life, because love or not will never be seen again in the next life.

13,500 years ago, you stepped on the Tiangong alone, and now1400 million people step on CCTV for you.

14, I hate my weakness, but I just can't be strong.

15, if you want to dig a well, you must dig water out.

16, maybe you and I will eventually disappear, but you should know that I am moved by you.

17, I have a feeling that I can't vent, exhale, exhale.

18, a woman's face can be made up, but her heart can't; Men don't wear makeup on their faces, but they are very disguised inside.

19, I can't forget the past and will never go to the future.

I have tried my best to please you and love you, but I still can't reach your heart.

2 1, the whole school stopped water for two days, and the next day I found that there were not many girls in the class.

22. What is expected is the play, and what is unexpected is the plan.

23, or maybe my whole life is devoted to your life and death, and tears are helpless to you.

24. remember If you are not sad, you will cry. So, don't be so stingy with your smile.

25, some things, need to give up, to get; Some love needs to be put down before it can be seen.

26. If you learn more skills now, you can ask for less in the future.

27. May you be less injured when you are stubborn, and may you catch up when you suddenly realize.

Don't call me a coward, please call me a tough ninja.

29. Time is slipping away, and our young dreams are gradually fading away.

30. The road is under your feet. As long as you walk, you can reach the distance.

3 1. When I knew I was wrong, it was too late. I wonder when you will forgive me.

32. Love is like your cup. The tighter you hold it, the worse it hurts.

33. Love is an accident, so why is it arranged by heaven?

Don't judge me lightly You only know my name, but you don't know my story

35. I don't want to be forced out of many things.

36. I obviously like you, but I have to pretend to joke with you and others.

37. We always meet people we shouldn't meet at the most beautiful time and love them deeply.

38, you care about her smile, how can you notice that I shed tears for you?

If you ask me if I like you, I'm afraid I will say yes, but you never asked.

40. If you don't want to lose it too early, don't have it too early.

4 1. Don't talk until you can do it.

42. When I think of that song, I recall the past, which was the moment when we once fell in love.

43. The story is very long. I'll make a long story short. I like you for a long time.

44. Your thoughts are so strong, but my emotions are so tangled.

45. I never envy others. I just told myself I didn't know.

46. Don't say forever when you are together, and don't say it once after breaking up.

47. You are a scar in my heart, and time will heal slowly.

48. There is no beautiful face, and no one will pay attention to your heart at all.

49. My love doesn't need to be vigorous, just two people helping each other.

50. Flowers bloom and tears fall, and flowers and tears can't stop leaving.

5 1, I still love you today, and I live alone in memories.

52. The same parting, the same regret, the same confusion, the same laughter.

53. Be your own hero, erin brockovich in the face of fate and never back down in the face of difficulties.

54. Who is enjoying the blooming flowers? Who is listening to the pity of flowers, but it is the sadness of that season.

55. Looking back, only a long and narrow shadow accompanied me silently.

56, some things don't try to be brave, some people don't have to force.

57. Delete yesterday's troubles, decide today's happiness and set tomorrow's happiness.

58. Even if I have only three points of love, I can show great enthusiasm.

59. Is the expired love still in your heart?

60. Love does not exist in silence, but only in the moment when you see it.

6 1, life is a hero, death is a ghost. I still miss Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong.

62. Managing you well is planning our future. You know, this is love.

63. Love is two people's eternal life, not one person's wishful thinking.

64. If you find that the direction is wrong, stopping is also an improvement.

It rained all night, but nothing can erase you from my heart.

66. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, with one class longer than six.

67. Don't feel ashamed to abandon the old for the new. Just insist?

68, three years of feelings burned like waste paper, and finally I can only say I love you.

69. Cold glass separates two hearts. A network cable conveys two kinds of love.

70, no longer want to go back to the original point, because the ending is the same.

7 1, I like dreaming, because dreams can help me accomplish something that I can't do in reality.

72. Lonely thoughts in the desert and the sadness of the long river setting the yen are beautiful.

73. Being the original self is better than being a copy of anyone.

74. I confessed to you, but I let you leave. Is it worth it?

75. I am lonely, waiting for you here quietly.

76. I miss you suddenly, my heart aches suddenly, my heart is suddenly upset, and I suddenly want to see you.

77. You can see the words I left on the screen, but you can't see the tears I shed on the keyboard.

78. How can I expect you to shine only for me when I know that you are the light of ten thousand people?

79. There is love at this age, but there is no future.

80. The law of success is extremely simple, but simplicity does not mean easy.

8 1, I love you, I knew it from the moment I saw you.

82. Everyone is destined to be left alone in the end. Who dares to pray not to abandon?

83. I have been wandering back and forth and can't find a feasible way.

84. If you have a person who loves you very much, you should hold your position and stop expecting a better person.

85. When the wind stops and the dust falls, who will wake me up when the dream is gone?

86. Acacia is fleeting and is blown by the west wind for no reason.

87. I like to use makeup contact lenses to show you my charm and cover all my dark colors.

88. Whoever disturbs my quiet will be destroyed by me.

You can fail and cry, but you can't lose courage and confidence in yourself.

90. In Japan, poop is sacred, and people there call it luck.

9 1, the secrets that can be told are all through the grapevine, and only one person knows the real secrets.

92. If you are determined, you will not be sharp, and your success will not last long.

93. Once the water flows deep, there is no sound. Once a person's feelings are deep, they will also appear weak.

94. I wanted to turn around and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect to smile with a nose bubble.

Friendship, like love, is afraid of a third party.

96. I would rather not talk all my life than lie to you.

97. I smiled and said I forgot. Actually, I remember everything, but it's meaningless.

98. Nothing is impossible, it depends on whether you want to go.

99. When tears are in the corner of your eyes, look up and the tears will not come out.

100, I never said I was delicate, so although I am sad, I can bring my own smile.

10 1. Look into my eyes and you will find what you mean to me.

102, sometimes waiting is not to let you come back, but to find a reason not to leave.

103, people who rely on others are equivalent to breaking their wings and never feeling the joy of flying.

104, success is actually very simple, that is, when you can't hold on, hold on.

105, if I didn't meet you that day, I would be as confused and helpless as ever.

106, the most beautiful love story in the world is not that I love you, but that I want to have a home with you.

107, don't think that a temporary lie can change a lasting love.

108, the only thing that never leaves is the shadow, which is with us from beginning to end.

109, many times, if you look too deep, you will be unhappy, and it is better to be naive and heartless.

1 10, compared with my own wrist, I will choose to be a minister and let Qing Xue win.

I would rather have your cruel indifference than that false promise.

1 12, the neon at night reflects the moonlight, but my thoughts are gradually lost, and the sleepless streets are full of light.

1 13, all unpleasant things are good in the end.

1 14, I fell in love with time over time. At least she won't abandon me. Just grow old with me.

1 15, everyone has his own story, you know, all disasters are a commemoration of growth.

1 16, if I didn't love you, I wouldn't be like a psycho.

1 17, sometimes alienation is not annoying, but too fond and helpless.

1 18, full of love for the enemy, so they are called dogs.

1 19. Action is a good medicine to cure fear, and hesitation and procrastination will constantly nourish fear.

120, don't be sad. Every minute you are sad, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.