Tell me something hilarious.

It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's just that God took a nap. You should have the courage to face everything.

02. The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. A: I thought there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. I shake and shake. Some idiot thought I was electrocuted, so he grabbed a stick and gave it to a guy.

It is said that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

04. What is a warm man? A man who warms only one woman is a warm man, and a man who warms a bunch of women is a boiler.

05. If you are alive, you must take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate.

06. I'm not around, so you should take care of yourself, remember to drink on time, and smoke more if you feel uncomfortable. Stay up late every day, remember to eat more midnight snacks, don't eat breakfast often, and remember to play with your mobile phone when crossing the street.

07. When my hair grows to my waist, I will cover my body fat. You should be cold and arrogant, even if you are a tiger's back.

08. Traveling is a great pleasure in life. Rich people go out to travel, but poor people go out to wander!

09. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. The biggest change for me is that I changed from being happy to staying up late.

10. Every time I want to eat abstinence, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are in my life, I am fat in the sky, and I am resigned to my fate.

1 1. The reporter interviewed an old lady! The reporter asked: "What do you think of setting off firecrackers casually in the city?" Grandma: "What else can you see? Is to climb the window to see ... "

12. I clamor for losing weight every day, but it's just a scare.

13.？ The white swan was awakened by toad. But what about you? I was awakened not only by the purring of hunger, but also by the purring.

Stop complaining and hug me!

15. Speaking of dreams, girls always open clothing stores, cafes, dessert shops and flower shops! Boys are relatively simple, just one: winning 5 million.

16. Just now, my other half suddenly texted me that we were going to break up. Before I could feel sad, he sent me another sentence, "I'm sorry, I sent it to the wrong person." Scared me to death. I thought we were really breaking up.

17. On the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her, don't you know I'm pregnant? See that person says nervously only: "the child is not mine!" "

18. My boyfriend and I are engaged, and his family took tens of thousands of bride price. Go home. I'll count the money with my mother. My brother saw it and said, "You silly girl, you have been sold and lost."