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Xx, you were short of calcium since childhood, and you were short of love since childhood. Grandma didn't hurt, and uncle didn't love. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! You said you, grandpa, I taught you to practice sword, and you practiced sword, but you didn't practice sword, so you practiced lowly! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? ! Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I'm also a father. Look at you. You are handsome, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look at your thin face, it doesn't look like a pig at all! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! The festival is coming soon, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees will die without skin; The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world; The people are invincible and you can't even buckle up when they fan you to the wall! ! ! You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich and looks rich, like the front line, with a split urine. Go and cure him! ! People are cheap all their lives, pigs are cheap, knives are alive, air is wasted, and land at home is wasted. China so many weapons are wasted, you don't learn, but learn the sword; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-swordsman.