Super classic QQ funny talk _ Let Shenma continue to do 55 floating clouds selection

1, I can resist anything but temptation.

If I leave one day, you must feel that the National Day has come early.

I don't like those who die for love.

4. Some people gradually become strangers from the most familiar. Some things, never understood, gradually understood.

5. There are too many pleasantries, and the skin thickness is obviously not enough.

6. Don't think that you are a night pig standing under the lighthouse.

7. Sorry, the number you dialed is married. Please redial after the divorce.

8. The two discussed the truth of Mulan's story. One said: It must be false. If you eat and drink Lazar every day, how could you not know it? ! Another man: Shit! If you were the one who slept with her every day, would you say it?

9. The crowd looked for her for thousands of Baidu. Looking back, that person turned a deaf ear to me.

10, the hunter hunted and saw two birds in the tree. He shot down one with a gun and found it was hairless. Just wondering, another bird flew down and cursed the hunter; He *, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes, and you knocked him down. . .

1 1. After chatting online for so long, see you tomorrow. Your upper body is tangled, your lower body is happy, your face is full of sadness, and you carry a mini-wretched. The street code is: poor brother.

12, life is not long, just live, not much money, just spend enough.

13, Bai, hey, hey, the hoof faces west followed by three brothers, one of whom is called * *!

14. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

15, a foreigner came to teach English and broke the podium.

16. Do you know why you say sentimental things when you break up? Because I want to be emotional in the next second.

17, waiting is the oldest in life.

18, coquettish is only posture, nudity is personality.

19. Dressing as a woman is called a shemale, but what about dressing as a man?

20. Come to the crotch. You just got to your crotch. Can't you find a bigger crotch?

2 1, women are trouble, men are troublemakers.

22. I have always hated the saying that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. I hate it. Is it so disrespectful to grow up near their nests? The rabbit in the nest is still so wandering!

23. The most romantic thing I can think of is to finish all the postures with you.

24. It's simple to forget someone: don't meet, don't be mean.

25. If the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and the object who robbed me will have died long ago.

26. Men would rather be strong and enviable than weak and pitiful!

27, report to the teacher, I. How can you be late on the first day of school? All right. . I had a winter vacation and forgot the way to school.

28. Go shopping by bike and leave the car unlocked when you enter the store. Come out after shopping, lock the car and get ready to go by bike. . .

29. Be confident no matter how big your face is! ! !

30. Don't worry about becoming a bachelor. The beauty of the world is going to the big dipper. Think about freedom first, work hard, and then earn enough money. I wish you an early and sweet love, my friend. Happy Singles Day!

3 1, the inspiration is not Cao Cao, just say it.

32, there are cockroaches * * * super-individuals, semi-plants with rotten vitality.

33. Some people say that I am naturally inspirational!

34. When my brother was in the fifth grade of primary school, he had a Chinese exam to explain the meaning of the idiom "six gods have no master"? Damn it! He wrote, whose bottle of toilet water is this? I got on my knees! !

35. Always keep a low profile in front of an idiot who doesn't understand life ~

36. A cyclist ran a red light and a truck suddenly stopped beside him. The cyclist shouted to the truck driver, Don't kill yourself!

37. Whenever someone praises me, I can't catch it because I haven't praised enough.

38. The failure of others is my happiness.

39. Exams are like Sprite. My heart flies before the exam, but my heart is cold after the exam.

40. Q: "Why don't you say it and keep it in your heart?" A: "I want to expand my chest!" .

4 1, more skulls, various hairstyles.

42. There are two local tyrants in the school, one is called canteen and the other is called canteen.

43. A fool did a stupid thing, and a hundred wise people couldn't figure out why.

44, eldest brother, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn.

45. Ah, I seem to smell festivals.

46. I really want to tell you that I miss you so much. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to earth.

47. You said you were always behind me. Did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

48.why are you so arrogant? Do you dare to show off without taking off your clothes?

49. I want to give you the whole universe. You just need to give me the whole world.

I can resist everything except temptation. ...

5 1, I went to a foreign company for an interview, and the other party showed me an English manuscript. At least I am a graduate of a key university, and I have read every letter easily. The other party kicked me out in shock. I know, it's jealousy!

52. I haven't lost weight for so many years, just for your sentence "Take care."

53. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

54, others pretend, I have to pretend to be experienced.

As long as you can live a wonderful life today, you can die happily tomorrow.